SIX FOOT UNDERGROUND MUSIC

My approach to making music--go wherever it takes me; screw the instructions on the packet!
Alas, tastes have changed, now listeners want to know where they're going beforehand, they want to go where they've been many times before:
 
THEY BOLDLY GO WHERE EVERYONE HAS GONE BEFORE 🤣

MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE

@audiobake & @gothic-funk

MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
WHILE TAKING A LEAK AGAINST A TREE
THEN ADDING INSULT TO INJURY
ANOTHER ONE STUNG HIS PEE PEE

OH, PLEASE DON’T LAUGH AT TRAGEDY
THE POOR THING YELPED IN AGONY
SO I HAD TO THINK FAST HE WAS ON HIS LAST
BUT SUCKING OUT THE POISON CHANGED ME

TELLING PORKIES SO ABSURD
HER GIANT YORKIES PLANTED TURDS
THEIR SINISTER ATTEMPT TO FRAME HER
HOPING JOHNNY DEPP WOULD BLAME HER

SEEMS THESE TERRIERS FROM HELL
SEIZED THIS MOMENT TO REBEL
REPELLED, COMPELLED, THEY DID EXPEL
A MULTILEVEL FERAL POOP, ENOUGH TO FILL A BARREL

BUT JUST WHAT SORT OF QUADRUPED
WOULD SINK AS LOW AS THAT
I SAY IT WAS A BIPED, NOT A RABBIT, DOG OR CAT
ME THINKS IT WAS AN ACTRESS, AN AWFUL ONE AT THAT
WHO TOOK A SHIT AFTER A SPAT, NOW TALKING THROUGH HER HAT

BORDERLINE SHE CROSSED THE LINE
ACCELERATES HER OWN DECLINE
IGNORES THE WARNINGS AND THE STOP SIGN
HISTRIONIC NARCISSIST, SHE DOES IT ALL THE TIME

HEARD SHOULD NOT BE SEEN OR HEARD
BUT WILL SHE LISTEN, NO SHE WON’T
MORE LIES POUR OUT, EACH MORE ABSURD
SHE’S NEVER STUCK FOR THE WRONG WORD

@audiobake & @gothic-funk & @user-6008493 Electra Volcana

THIS WORLD
THIS WORLD RUNS ON BULLSHIT
THIS WORLD
THIS WORLD RUNS ON BULLSHIT

THIS WORLD, THIS WORLD
RUNS ON PERFUMED BULLSHIT

CHARITIES THAT COME WITH STRINGS
PHILANTHROPY THAT EARNS YOUR WINGS
EVERY ANGLE HAS AN ANGLE
EVERY GIFT CONCEALS A STING

THIS WORLD

THIS WORLD RUNS ON PERFUMED BULLSHIT
THIS WORLD RUNS ON PERFUMED BULLSHIT

RELIGION IS BULLSHIT
POLITICS, BULLSHIT
CELEBRITIES ARE FULL OF SHIT
EVERYONE A HYPOCRITE

EVERY ANGLE HAS AN ANGLE

EVERY GIFT CONCEALS A STING

EMPATHS ARE JUST NARCISSISTS
HUMANISTS, SOME ROUND THE TWIST
WISEMEN MOSTLY HALFWITS
DO GOODERS MOSTLY HYPOCRITES

THE WHOLE WORLD RUNS ON PERFUMED BULLSHIT
HAPPY HUNTING GROUND OF THE OPPORTUNISTIC
SO-CALLED EXPERTS FORCING FACTS TO FIT

CHARITIES THAT COME WITH STRINGS
PHILANTHROPY THAT EARNS YOUR WINGS
EVERY ANGLE HAS AN ANGLE
EVERY GIFT CONCEALS A STING

YOU CAN TAKE THE WHOLE DARN WORLD
STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
YOU CAN STICK IT UP YOUR ASS FOR ALL I CARE
I COULDN’T GIVE A TOSS, IT’S BEYOND REPAIR

CHARITIES THAT COME WITH STRINGS
PHILANTHROPY THAT EARNS YOUR WINGS
EVERY ANGLE HAS AN ANGLE
EVERY GIFT CONCEALS A STING

CHARITIES THAT COME WITH STRINGS
PHILANTHROPY THAT EARNS YOUR WINGS
EVERY ANGLE HAS AN ANGLE
EVERY GIFT CONCEALS A STING

THIS WORLD RUNS ON PERFUMED BULLSHIT

@audiobake & @gothic-funk

NO ONE EVER GETS CAUGHT
BUT NO ONE ESCAPES FROM TEXAS
FOR TOURISTS IT’S THE LAST RESORT
ATTEMPTING TO BREAK FREE IS POINTLESS

BIGGER IN TEXAS
BIGGER IN TEXAS

NO ONE’S EVER CAUGHT BUT NOBODY ESCAPES
MURDER LESS A CRIME, MORE OF A SPORT
NO TEXAN EVEN GIVING IT A SECOND THOUGHT
WHEN CRIME BECOMES SO COMMON PLACE IT’S JUST ANOTHER CASE
IT’S HARDLY WORTH THE EFFORT TO FILE A POLICE REPORT
FILE A POLICE REPORT

NO ONE ESCAPES FROM TEXAS
BLINDING YOUR MIND IN LIFE AND IT WILL BE THE DEATH OF YOU
NO ONE ESCAPES FROM TEXAS
BLINDING YOUR MIND IN LIFE AND IT WILL BE THE DEATH OF YOU
NO ONE ESCAPES FROM TEXAS
UNTIL IT’S TIME TO TAKE A RIDE IN AN OBLONG BOX
NO ONE ESCAPES FROM TEXAS

ALPHA AMERICAN
WEAPONS MAKE THE MAN
ALPHA AMERICAN
RAPS BLOOD THIRSTY UNCLE SAM
OCCASIONAL SCHOOL MASSACRES BUT NOTHING UNDER BAN
ALPHA AMERICAN
ONLY ONE CHANCE TO CATCH YOUR BREATH BEFORE THE NEXT MAN BREAKS THE LAW
X AMOUNT OF DEATHS 
ALPHA AMERICAN
HAVE BEEN INCLUDED IN THE PLAN

NO ONE ESCAPES FROM TEXAS
NO ONE ESCAPES FROM TEXAS
NO ONE ESCAPES FROM TEXAS
BORN HERE YOU WILL DIE HERE
MOVE HERE YOU WILL DIE HERE TOO
NO ONE ESCAPES FROM TEXAS
YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN
NONE WILL CHANGE THEIR POINT OF VIEW

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EGOS BIG ENOUGH TO SWALLOW THE EARTH
EGOS BIG ENOUGH TO SWALLOW THE EARTH

EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS
EGOS BIG ENOUGH TO SWALLOW THE EARTH
EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS
EGOS BIG ENOUGH TO SWALLOW THE EARTH

NO ONE ESCAPES FROM TEXAS

Personally, I think this is one of best instrumentals I've done, but so far, haven't found many who are impressed by it!

PEDO PREACHERS (LOCK EM UP FOR LIFE)

ALEX JONES SAYS
INFOWARS IS THE TRUTH REVOLUTION
ALEX JONES SAYS
SANDI HOOK ALL OVER AGAIN

ALEX JONES SAYS
BLATANT DAMNING LIES
ARE THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF FREEDOM
ALEX JONES SAYS
FAR-RIGHT BIGOTRY PROVIDES THE ONLY SOLUTION

ALEX JONES, ALEX JONES
CLIAMS THE BOSTON MARATHON WAS STAGED
ALEX JONES, ALEX JONES
CLAIMING 9/11 WAS ORCHESTRATED
ALEX JONES, ALEX JONES
CLAIMS ELECTION 2020 WAS STOLEN BY THE DEMOCRATS
ALEX JONES, ALEX JONES
EVEN CLAIMED IS TOOTHPASTE IS A CURE FOR COVID


SPEECH IS FREE, SPEECH IS FREE
BUT THE LIES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR
SPEECH IS FREE, SPEECH IS FREE
BUT THE LIES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR

CLAIMING FEDERAL GOVERNMMENT STAGED THE AURORA THEATRE SHOOTING
THAT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER HAVE TURNED ALL THE PEEOPLE GAY

ALEX JJJ JONES
ALEX JJJ JONES
ALEX JJJ JONES
ALEX JJJ JONES

ALEX JONESTOWN, ALEX JONESTOWN
OPENING HIS MOUTH
ALL THE LIES COME SPILLING OUT
ALEX JONESTOWN, ALEX JONESTOWN
THE SAME CONTEMPT FOR LIFE THAT DIVIDED NORTH AND SOUTH
ALEX JONESTOWN, ALEX JONESTOWN
VICTIMISING VICTIMS, NOTHING IS BENEATH THIS LOUSE
FOR MONETARY GAIN, TO EXTEND HIS REIGN AND FAME
ALEX JONES WOULD SACRIFICE HIS CHILDREN AND HIS SPOUSE

ALEX JONESTOWN, ALEX JONESTOWN

I DON’T WANNA SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH, MR JONES
I DON’T WANNA SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH, MR JONES
I DON’T WANNA SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH, MR JONES
I DON’T WANNA SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH, MR JONES

ALEX JONES SAYS, ALEX JONES SAYS
EXPLOITATION IS THE AMERICAN WAY
ALEX JONES SAYS, ALEX JONES SAYS
FREEDOM SHOULD MEAN YOU CAN GET WITH ANYTHING YOU SAY
ALEX JONES SAYS, ALEX JONES SAYS
VICTIMS ARE FAIR GAME, I’M THE HUNTER, THEY’RE THE PREY
ALEX JONES SAYS, ALEX JONES SAYS
I WILL FEED UPON YOUR CHILDREN, I WILL PROFIT FROM YOUR MISERY

 I WILL PROFIT FROM YOUR MISERY
 I WILL PROFIT FROM YOUR MISERY

SPEECH IS FREE, SPEECH IS FREE
BUT THE LIES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR
SPEECH IS FREE, SPEECH IS FREE
BUT THE LIES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR
SPEECH IS FREE, SPEECH IS FREE
BUT THE LIES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR
SPEECH IS FREE, SPEECH IS FREE
BUT THE LIES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR

ALEX JJJ JONES
LIKE ADDRESSING A CHILD AND, BOY, CAN HE MOAN 
ALEX JJJ JONES
HE SAYS, THIS IS A WITCH-HUNT, LEAVE ME ALONE
ALEX JJJ JONES
THERE ARE NO SANDI HOOK TEXTS ON MY CELLPHONE
ALEX JJJ JONES
THINKS THAT TAKING THE OATH ISN’T WRITTEN IN STONE

PERJURY CALLING, PERJURY CALLING
ALEX JONES, IT’S CALLING YOUR NAME
PERJURY CALLING, PERJURY CALLING
ALEX JONES, IT’S CALLING YOUR NAME
PERJURY CALLING, PERJURY CALLING
LIE TO THE JURY, LOSE THE JURY
PERJURY CALLING, PERJURY CALLING
LIE TO THE JURY, LOSE THE JURY

PERJURY CALLING
LIE TO THE JURY
IT’S CALLING YOUR NAME
PERJURY CALLING
LIE TO THE JURY
IT'S CALLING YOUR NAME
PERJURY CALLING
LIE TO THE JURY
ITS CALLING YOUR NAME

DON'T WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH, MR JONES -  STEVEN VELLOU & LISA BETH WOOLEY

LOST MY APPETITE
WHILE I WAS WATCHING DON LEMON TONIGHT
BETRAYED ALL THE THINGS HE SAYS HE STANDS FOR
HE WAS SINGING OF A DIFFERENT PAGE
REDIRIECTING ALL OF HIS RAGE
EXPLOITING HIS PRILIVLEGED ELITIST STAGE
WAGING WAR WTH THE RICH AGAINST THE POOR\

DON LEMON TONIGHT
LEMON LOVES TUCKER
DON LEMON TONIGHT
LEMON LOVES MUTHA TUCKER

THREW THE LITTLE GUY UNDER THE BUS
THE LITTLE GUY WHO REPRESENTS YOU AND I
THE LITTLE GUY WHO NEVER GETS A CHANCE TO SPEAK HIS MIND
SEEN THROUGH LEMON’S EYES, THE GUY WHO TALKS THROUGH HIS BEHIND

WE’RE THE GUYS WHO TALK THROUGH OUR BEHINDS
WE’RE THE GUYS WHO TALK THROUGH OUR BEHINDS

DON LEMON TONIGHT
LEMON LOVES TUCKER
PROVED HIMSELF TO BE JUST ANOTHER TWO-FACED PARASITE
TALKIN’ BOUT TUCKER CARSLON
THE DAY HE CAME/JUMPED TO THE DEFENCE AT THE EXPENSE OF COMMON SENSE
TALKIN’ BOUT TUCKER CARSLON
OF THE MEANEST MOTHER TUCKER ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH
SECRETLY FAVOURING THE PRIVILEGED WHITE
DON LEMON
EVEN WHEN HE’S WRONG HE BELIEVES HE IS RIGHT

DON LEMON TONIGHT
THANKS TO THE SUPPORT OF SELF-RIGHTEOUS MR LEMON
MOTHER TUCKER MARCHES ON MOUTHING OFF TO EVERYONE
DON LEMON TONIGHT
VERBALS LIKE JOE GOEBBELS, CRACKING LIBERAL SKULLS FOR FUN
BYPASSING THE HURDLES, REPLACING THE TRUTH WITH FICTION
DON LEMON TONIGHT

DON LEMON DEFENDS TUCKER’S RIGHT TO PRIVACY
BIG MISTAKE MR LEMON
SOLELY BECAUSE HE’S A FELLOW CELEBRITY
MUTHA TUCKER
DISREGARDS THE FACT THAT FREE SPEECH
YOU MUTHA TUCKER
PROVES THAT WE ARE FREE
BIG MISTAKE MR LEMON
SILENCE US AND YOU BECOME A PART OF TRUMP’S AUTOCRACY
BIG MISTAKE MR LEMON
MR LEMON CLAIMS HE’S TUNED INTO THE US AND THEM DIVIDE
BIG MISTAKE MR LEMON
INSISTING THAT HE’S ONE OF US, BUT TIME AND TIME AGAIN HE’S LIED
BIG MISTAKE MR LEMON

WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO SEIZE UPON RARE OPPORTUNITIES
WE RARELY GET THE CHANCE TO CRITICISE ELITISTS PUBLICLY
YOU THINK YOU ARE A SPECIAL BREED, THE CREAM OF OUR SOCIETY
THAT CIVIL RIGHTS, THE RIGHT TO SPEAK, ARE YOURS EXCLUSIVELY

WE DISAGREE

LEMON LOVES MUTHA TUCKER

GOTHIC FUNK, AUDIOBAKE & ELECTRA VOLCANA

LAST PUNK ON EARTH
SO YOU’RE PROBABLY THINKING IT COULDN’T GET MUCH WORSE
BUT BRINGING OUT THE DEAD IS A NEVER ENDING CURSE
AS I’M THE ONLY ONE LEFT WHO CAN DRIVE A HURSE

I’M THE LAST PUNK ON EARTH
LAST PUNK ON EARTH

BEFORE SPEEDING THEM AWAY TO THEIR FINAL PLACE OF REST
EACH CORPSE GETS AN EPITAPH AND ONE FINAL REQUEST
WHEN MET BY WALLS OF SILENCE AND VERY LITTLE SENSE
I ALWAYS TAKE OFFENCE AT THIS SEQUENCE OF EVENTS

I’M THE LAST PUNK ON EARTH
LAST PUNK ON EARTH

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I’M THE LAST PUNK ON EARTH
LAST PUNK ON EARTH

I ALWAYS FEEL REGRET AT THE SIGHT OF SO MUCH DEATH
BUT I COULD NOT CARE LESS AFTER CLEANING UP EACH MESS
THE ABJECT HORROR FADES, COMPASSION GROWING LESS
WHEN SURROUNDED NIGHT AND DAY BY THE CONSTANT STENCH OF FLESH

LAST PUNK ON EARTH new improved version

UPPERS BRING ME DOWN

I weep for the victims, I don't waste my tears on mass murderers, serial killers, serial rapists. It sickens me when some are released back into society because of those misguided bleeding hearts who feel it is their purpose in life to save these people, only to hear, within a month of release, they killed a child.
If the Weepy Voiced Killer is as insane as he sounds, well that insanity must be taken into account, though he must never be allowed back into society; as for the rest, they must never be released. 
I will avoid discussing the Death Penalty here because it's such a divisive issue, but I do think the primary function of the justice system should be to protect law abiding citizens from the monsters that walk among us!

THE WEEPY VOICED KILLER (I'M SORRY I KILLED THAT GIRL)

#GothicFunk & #Audiobake

UPPERS BRING ME DOWN

MY CRAVING FOR AMPHETAMINES
AT LONG LAST PASSED ME BY
WAS NEVER ABOUT GETTING HIGH
WAS ALL ABOUT THE RUSH, NOW I DON’T KNOW WHY

WHEN I’M UP I TAKE SOMETHING TO BRING ME DOWN
AND WHEN I’M DOWN I TAKE SOMETHING TO GET ME HIGH
BUT WHEN I’M NEITHER UP OR DOWN
I TAKE A PHENOBARBITONE AND FACE THE WORLD ALONE
FACE THE WORLD ALONE

ANTIPSYCHOTIC….ANTIPSYCHOTIC
ANTIPSYCHOTIC
INTRODUCED ME 
ANTIPSYCHOTIC
TO REALITY
ANTIPSYCHOTIC ANTIPSYCHOTIC
ANTIPSYCHOTIC  ANTIPSYCHOTIC
WOULD THEY STRAIGHTEN ME OUT
OR FILL ME WITH DOUBT
ANTIPSYCHOTIC
INTRODUCED ME TO REALITY
ANTIPSYCHOTIC

WITHOUT THE UPS AND DOWNS
I’D BE STUCK IN CRUISE CONTROL
EVERY DAY WOULD BE THE SAME
REPETITION TORTURING MY BRAIN

UPPERS BRING ME DOWN
ESCAPING THE NORM SEEKING EITHER EXTREME
UPPERS BRING ME DOWN
I ALWAYS FEEL TORN AND THERE’S NO TIME TO DREAM
UPPERS BRING ME DOWN
I ENJOY THE SENSATION, NOTHING AS IT SEEMS
UPPERS BRING ME DOWN
CHAOTIC EMOTIONS, THINKING I’M A MACHINE

BRING ME DOWN
AM I A YO YO ON A ROLLERCOASTER
BRING ME DOWN
SOMETIMES I THINK SO, SOMETIMES I DON’T KNOW
BRING ME DOWN
SOMETIMES I’M HIGHER THAN HIGH, SOMETIME I'M LOWER THAN LOW
SOMETIMES I’M HIGH

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PILL POPPING MACHINE
I CAN NEVER STAY CLEAN
IN BETWEEN BOUTS OF SNIFFING GLUE
MY ADDICTION IS RESIDUE

UPPERS BRING ME DOWN vocal

HEY MR SERIAL KILLER
YOU SHOULDN’T BE ALONE TONIGHT
WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT ME
PICTURE ME IN BLACK AND WHITE

SHE WANTS TO BE YOUR NIGHTMARE
TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT DELIGHT
SO RUN YOUR NOSFERATU FINGERS
THROUGH HER BLOODSTAINED HAIR
BEFORE ANOTHER ONE DIES OF FRIGHT

AS UNDER HER BREATH
SHE WHISPERS “ANGEL OF DEATH”
YOU TIGHTEN YOUR GRIP
‘TIL THERE’S NOTHING LEFT

SERIAL KILLER
SERIAL DREAMS
SERIAL LOVERS
SERIAL SCREAMS

SURREAL MOMENT
IN THE REAL WORLD
THE STORIES ARE COUNTLESS
BUT NEVER TOLD

DON’T FUCK WITH MY HEAD
THE SOCIOPATH SAID
AND DON’T YOU SCREW
WITH MY FINELY TUNED PSYCHE

AS UNDER HER BREATH
SHE WHISPERS “ANGEL OF DEATH”
YOU TIGHTEN YOUR GRIP
‘TIL THERE’S NOTHING LEFT

SERIAL KILLER
SERIAL DREAMS
SERIAL LOVERS
SERIAL SCREAMS

SURREAL MOMENT
IN THE REAL WORLD
THE STORIES ARE COUNTLESS
BUT NEVER TOLD

WANNA PLACE PENNIES ON YOUR EYES
AND CATCH YOUR TEARS WHENEVER YOU CRY
FOR AS LONG AS YOU’RE HERE I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND
I WILL HOLD YOUR HAND TO THE VERY END

IT’S LIKE A VOICE IN THE DISTANCE
I WANNA BE YOUR VICTIM
I YEARN TO BE YOUR SWEET SIXTEENTH

IT’S LIKE A VOICE IN THE DISTANCE
I WANNA BE YOUR VICTIM
TO SATISFY YOUR EVERY WHIM

WHILE COMMITTING ACTS OF WANTON SIN
HE THINKS OF WHAT TO DO WITH HER SKIN
DISPOSING OF THE BODY IN A LIFELESS LAND
SOMEWHERE WHERE THE SUNLIGHT IS THIN

SO RUN YOUR NOSFERATU FINGERS THROUGH HER BLOODSTAINED HAIR

BECAUSE YOU LOVE THE CHASE
YOU HAD TO SHOW YOUR FACE
GRIPPING, BURNING, FRYING, DYING
IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR

AND NOW YOU’RE ON YOUR WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE
PASSING FROM THIS LIFE, VICTIMS FLASHING BY
HEADING FOR A PLACE WHERE YOU CANNOT HIDE
PROVIDENCE DEVINE, NO ESCAPE, THOUGH YOU’LL TRY

AND YOU’LL TRY…

REVOLVING DOOR
GROUNDHOG DAY
ETERNAL CIRCLE
DOWNWARD SPIRAL

BACK FOR MORE
TIME TO PAY
PREQUEL GREY
BUT A DIFFERENT SEQUEL

HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE THE QUARRY, THE MEAL
IN YOUR VICTIMS HANDS
DO YOU YET UNDERSTAND?

THE SCREAMS YOU’RE HEARING
ARE YOUR SOUL DISAPPEARING
THIS IS FEAR, YOU ARE SAYING
SUDDENLY YOU ARE PRAYING

WE WANT TO BE YOUR NIGHTMARE
TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT F-RIGHT
TAKE YOU TO A PLACE CALLED NOWHERE
DROWN YOU IN ETERNAL NIGHT

WE WANT TO HER YOUR ETERNAL SCREAMS
FEAST UPON YOUR DESPERATE PLIGHT
CORRUPTING EVEN YOUR PEACEFUL DREAMS
TAUNTING YOU WITH THOUGHTS OF FLIGHT

WANT YOU TO FEEL WHAT WE FELT
MULTIPLIED TO INFINITY
TO SEE YOUR PERSONA IN AGONY MELT
LEAVING YOU WITH ONE BRIEF MEMORY

THAT FINAL MOMENT WHEN THEY PULL THE SWITCH
CHOKING ON PAIN; A WALL OF FEAR CLOSED IN
SMOTHERED CRY FOR HELP, SOMETHING TOUCHING YOUR SKIN
TSUNAMI-LIKE EMOTIONS AND THE FACES WITHIN

WE WHISPER UNDER OUR BREATH
WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH
WE TIGHTEN OUR GRIP
TILL THERE’S NOTHING…LEFT

HEY, MR SERIAL KILLER

JERKING OFF GHOSTS inst

#GothicFunk & #AudioBake

JERKING OFF GHOSTS
Y.M.C.A.
AND HUMPING FLAGS
Y.M.C.A.
WHICH DO I PREFER MOST
Y.M.C.A.
IT’S A TOSS UP, OF COURSE
Y.M.C.A.

SHOW ME A FLAGPOLE
I’LL SHOW YOU MY HOLE
GIVES ME A BONER
I ALWAYS LOSE CONTROL

WHEN I’M VERBALING SHITE
OR MY BUM NEEDS A WIPE
I REACH FOR
THE STARS AND THE STRIPES

JERKING OFF GHOSTS
Y.M.C.A.
AND HUMPING FLAGS
Y.M.C.A.
TRUMP’S THE NAME
Y.M.C.A.
I’M ALLERGIC TO FAGS
Y.M.C.A.

JERKING OFF GHOSTS
STIFF AS A BOARD
PUMPING THOSE FISTS
WANKING OFF GHOSTS
So here's the vocal to JERKING OFF GHOSTS

 https://soundcloud.com/gothic-funk/jerking-off-ghosts

JERKING OFF GHOSTS
STIFF AS A BOARD
PUMPING THOSE FISTS
WANKING OFF GHOSTS

SHOW ME A FLAGPOLE
I’LL SHOW YOU MY HOLE
GIVES ME A BONER
I ALWAYS LOSE CONTROL

WHEN I’M VERBALING SHITE
OR MY BUM NEEDS A WIPE
I REACH FOR
THE STARS AND THE STRIPES

SHOW ME A FLAGPOLE
I’LL SHOW YOU MY HOLE
GIVES ME A BONER
I ALWAYS LOSE CONTROL

AMONGST HIS MANY OTHER QUIRKS
TRUMP LOVES TO JERK OFF MAGA JERKS
HITS THEM HARDEST WHERE IT HURTS
OFF THEIR BACKS HE TAKES THEIR SHIRTS

JERKING OFF GHOSTS
AND HUMPING FLAGS
TRUMP IS THE CHUMP
TURNING RICHES TO RAGS

MASTURBATING GHOSTS
WHILE HE’S SHAGGING THE FLAG
PROVES HE’S EITHER PATRIOTIC
OR A BIT OF A SLAG

JERKING OFF GHOSTS vocal

FROM UKRAINE WITH LOVE

#StevenVellou & #AudioBake
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ELON MUSK
TOO INTELLIGENT FOR US
SAYS HE’LL GIVE ME A JOB
BUT ONLY DRIVING A BUS
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I SAID, NOT FOR ME THANKS
PREFER DRIVING A TANK
DO YOU HAVE ONE IN STOCK
A HYBRID WOULD ROCK
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STINKING RICH AND FIT TO BUST
HAS MANY WAYS TO EARN A CRUST
WANTS TO KEEP HIS WORLD THAT WAY
SO PLEADS THE RIGHT-WING CASE EACH & EVERY DAY
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ELON....ELON
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YOU’VE DONE EVERTHING YOU WANTED TO DO
YOU’RE THE RICHEST MAN ALIVE
WITH ONE SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
YOU’RE THE RICHEST MAN….ALIVE
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YOU'RE THE RICHEST MAN ALIVE...WELL ALMOST!

MUSKRAT HATE

THE SPOONFED GENERATION COULD SPELL THE END FOR CIVILIZATION

APATHETIC MINDS TAKE THE CRAP WITHOUT HESITATION
THE PEOPLE COMBINED AND BECAME THE SAME POPULATION
ONE SOUND AND ONE VISION DOMINATING EVERY STATION

THEY DON’T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT DREAMTIME INNOVATION
TO TELL THE TRUTH, IT’S GEARED TO….CONVEYOR BELT IMITATION
WANNA HEAR THE TRUTH 
DO YOU NEED THE PROOF
THAT THE RATIONALE OF REVERBNATION
IS TO CATER TO 
THE SHORTSIGHTED VIEW 
OF THE SPOONFED GENERATION

WE’LL CHOOSE YOUR FOOD
JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH
AND TAKE A GREAT BIG BITE

THE SPOONFED GENERATION

DON’T BE A FOOL
IF WE WANT TO BE COOL
WE MUST THINK ALIKE

THE SPOONFED GENERATION

OBEY THE RULES
DEFER CONTROL
WE WILL TEACH YOU WRONG FROM RIGHT

THE SPOONFED GENERATION

GENERATION X BEGAT GENERATION Y BEGAT GENERATION Z
AND WHEN I SAY THAT, I REFER TO THE UNDEAD
GENERATION X BEGAT GENERATION Y BEGAT GENERATION Z
WITH ALL THE ROCKS IN THEIR HEADS
GENERATION X BEGAT GENERATION Y BEGAT GENERATION Z
THEY JUMP FROM BED UNTO BED

GENERATION X BEGAT GENERATION Y BEGAT GENERATION Z

NOW WE’RE STUCK WITH….THE SPOONFED GENERATION
NOW WE’RE STUCK WITH….THE SPOONFED GENERATION
NOW WE’RE STUCK WITH….THE SPOONFED GENERATION

SPOONFED GENERATION

ONLY ONE 'E' IN ATHENS

ONLY ONE E IN ATHENS

My approach to making music is to go wherever it takes me!

Last place I wish to go is where lust for fame & fortune might take me!

AUTHENTICITY leads to OBSCURITY but CONFORMITY is not for me!

ZEBEDEE (Highly Sprung)

MEET THE MUNTERS

In the WRONG PLACE at THE WRONG TIME with THE WRONG MINDSET, apparently making THE #WRONG #MUSIC, but it feels #RIGHT to ME!

Highly unlikely more than one of my tunes will ever be heard by more than a handful of listeners, so just for the record here is an incomplete list of artists my music has been compared to by other musicians, depending on which tunes they heard, StevenVellou (Gothic Funk)

RESIDENTS, PHILIP GLASS, DAVID BYRNE, FRANK ZAPPA, THE BEATLES, BAUHAUS, SISTERS OF MERCY, DAVID BOWIE, LOU REED, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, PARLIAMENT, SYD BARRETT, PINK FLOYD, PSYCHIC TV, NEU, MOMUS, MINISTRY, CHARLES IVES, BEACH BOYS, KINKS, THE FALL, JOY DIVISION, DEPECHE MODE, GARY NUMAN, LEONARD COHEN, STONE ROSES, GIORGIO MORODER, GEORGE CLINTON, THE CURE, DALIS CAR, JOHN ASTLEY, KILLING JOKE, ALIEN SEX FIEND, ROBERT FRIPP, DEVO, B52’s, IAN CURTIS, FAD GADGET, TALKING HEADS, GORILLAZ, MIKE PATTON, JON ZORN, LES CLAYPOOL, STEVEN REICH, TOM WAITS, THE EX, TOM CORA, THE CAKE, NAPOLEON XIV, KEVIN AYERS, ROXY MUSIC, FRANK TOVEY, RUPERT HINES, ROBYN HITCHCOCK, DEVIN TOWNSEND PROJECT, SPARKS, BILL NELSON, JOHN CALE, TRIO, JULIAN COPE, HEAVEN 17, LLOYD COLE, TUBEWAY ARMY, FRONT 242, NITZER EBB, COCKNEY REBEL, SHRIEKBACK, VICTOR SNOW, GORDON LIGHTFOOT, THE THE, BABYBIRD, JOHN LENNON, ULTRAVOX, DAN DEACON, BACH, SQUEEZE, ANDREW ELDRITCH, IGGY POP, MIDNIGHT OIL, BILLY CHILDISH, BUTTHOLE SURFERS, VELVET UNDERGROUND, LOVE AND ROCKETS, ART OF NOISE, LOOK PEOPLE, CABARET VOLTAIRE, PRODIGY, et al.
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Don't take sides and I'll respect you for it; take sides and I'll treat you with the same contempt I treat anyone with a mob mentality, because mob mentality invariantly betrays an underlying intolerant right-wing mentality!
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#SUPPORT gathers #MOMENTUM when #RECIPROCATED!
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My tunes are ten times better than you might imagine!
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A lack of listens proves nothing, other than the fact that no one is finding your tunes; it does not prove, as some believe, that your tunes must be crap, so don’t ever take such a ridiculous notion on board—on an internet FLOODED with music no listens rarely has anything to do with the quality of your music, your creative talent, is almost always down to the fact that the right audience can’t find your music, because finding it is now as difficult as finding a needle in a haystack!
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SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE, EVERYTHING FOR SOMEONE!
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For diversity and consistency, I am not hesitant in saying my Soundcloud pages house the most inventive creations on here. There are others making fabulous tunes, but no one is more prolific while maintaining a high standard of pole to pole invention, and that applies to the lyrics too. I won't escape obscurity and oblivion, but that proves nothing, the internet is way, way, WAY overcrowded with unsigned music, way too much mediocre stuff, which obscure anything exceptional out there; the wood hidden away behind lots and lots and LOTS of trees, and no one has the time to look for needles in haystacks, to find a diamond in the rough, it's just way too big a task, not humanely possible!

INVENTIVE, AUTHENTIC, DIVERSE MUSIC, INVENTIVE, AUTHENTIC, IMAGINATIVE LYRICS, but those are the last things the vast majority of listeners are looking for these days!
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Me, I'm awestruck by musicians who can't be pigeonholed, who don't conform to any borders, who don't think about which direction each new creation will take, they just go wherever that creativity takes them; pure, on the fly, innovation, imperfect but 100% authentic, as far a way from manufactured, recipe book, regurgitation, as it is possible to get, totally unforced, inspirational and way, way, WAY outside the box! There ought to be a place for such creativity, there was at one time, but a mercenary music industry put an end to that, leaving us with a situation where those who deserve the most adoration for the talents receive the least!
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Will this ever change, will a yearning for TRUE underground, creativity unique to the individual, ever return, or has the spoon-feeding gone to far this time, is its grip so vicelike nothing can break it!
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I make #INVISIBLE music, perhaps it feels that way to you too!
#Overlooked, #Underrated, Dismissed Without A Listen!
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When Soundclouders follow me or click like without leaving feedback, what is it they are hoping for? That I come listen to their tunes and heap praise on them, what? I mean really, what is the point of following someone, what is the point of liking one of their tunes, if you don't actual think they are deserving of feedback, if you don't think the tunes are as good as what you do???

EXPLODING THE MYTH THAT UNSIGNED IS UNSIGNED BECAUSE IT’S INFERIOR TO SIGNED MUSIC!

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UNTIL this MYTH is blown out of the water we don’t have a cat in hells chance of breaking through. #TheMyth  is the BIGGEST obstacle that stands in our way, it is the FIRST hurdle we must get over, it is the message that should be going #VIRAL, it’s down to each & every one of you to make that happen!
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#ExplodeTheMyth
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Listening to just one of my tunes tells you nothing about my creative approach, listening to ten of my tunes will still tell you very little, listen to a hundred of my tunes and the penny will start to drop, but it's only after hearing 500+ of my creations and collaborations that your eyes will widen in amazement! 
However, if you don't have unlimited eclectic taste none of that applies, and the reality is, who, in this world, is going to listen to every tune I've created, no one--if even one tune is heard from beginning to end it's a minor miracle, because sadly, there is a belief that unsigned means inferior, but I've heard enough tunes by the rest of you guys to know that's a myth, that's bullshit, we create some of the most inventive, authentic, imaginative tunes out there!
Give me unsigned, independent and underground music over signed, safe, predictable, recipe book, music any day of the week!
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I MAKE TUNES NO ONE WILL EVER LISTEN TO!
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Some musicians & music fans don’t want to hear music from the past because they would have to acknowledge IT’S ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE!
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Finally come to terms with the fact that I'm PLAYING TO AN AUDIENCE OF ONE, and even I have to FORCE myself to listen!!!
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My music and lyrics are all about different, but if no one listens no one will EVER know! 
#StevenVellou

I CREATE TUNES ON THE FLY; NO FORMULA, NO PLAN, NO DIRECTION; THEY JUST HAPPEN--I'M IGNORANT OF THE RULES INVOLVED IN THE MUSIC MAKING PROCESS, SO I'M NOT BOXED IN BY THEM, WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE SO VARIED AND UNPREDICTABLE!
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Meaningful yet tongue-in-cheek tunes that can’t be #PIGEONHOLED!
Great production ISN'T my forte, accomplished musicianship ISN'T my forte but #UndergroundInvention, #InfiniteDimensions & LYRICS are!
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Now I don't personally believe I'm in the same league as #Bowie, other than my lyrics, more often than not, making more sense, but I do think I share his ability to adapt to different genres, and his endless, diverse, creativity, just not quite on the same level.
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I'm not proficient/accomplished on instruments, & I have other musical limitations, but most genres come natural to me, and I much prefer having that unforced ability to being highly accomplished on instruments, highly polished on production, or having the perfect voice!
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If I didn't feel I had my own approach, if my music was easy to pigeonhole, I would have quit music a long time ago!
Never been about fame & fortune, just about pushing the boundaries without actually intending to push the boundaries; creativity that's second nature not formula! 
Yes, I want to reach an audience but making money from my music means nothing to me!
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NOT saying I’m THE MOST #talented musician on music promotion sites but I will say I’m one of the most #UNDERRATED! Even so, I would much rather be underrated than overrated!
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