PSEUDO CELEBRITIES SUCK!

BETTER DEAD THAN CELEB inst

MY MOTHER’S SON

I CLEAN FORGOT TO MEET YOUR EYES
MY EYELIDS FELL UPON YOUR FLESHY THIGHS
LET US DISPENSE WITH PERSONALITIES
I DIG YOUR BODY BUT YOU’RE BORING ME

AIN’T GOT NO TIME TO FAF ABOUT
LET’S GET THE MONEY MATTER SORTED OUT
DON’T TAKE OFFENCE, YOU’RE LITTLE MORE TO ME
JUST ANOTHER NOTCH TO FEED MY VANITY

BETTER BEWARE
FOR I’M SHALLOW OF MIND, 
IT’S TRUE
NEVER MORE SHALL I CARE
FOR I’M SO UNAWARE OF YOU

I HAVE A GIFT FOR PUTTING ON THE BITE
I BE A USER WITH A SECOND SIGHT
I ONLY WISH TO SATE MY APPETITE
I SHAME THE NAME OF EVERY PARASITE

I DRAW THE BREATH OF EVERY SAPIEN
WITH EVERY INSTINCT THAT I ACT UPON
DELIVERING A BRAND OF MEDICINE
THAT WIPES THE SMILE OF EVERYONE

BETTER BEWARE
FOR I’M SHALLOW OF MIND
IT’S TRUE
NEVER MORE SHALL I CARE
FOR I’M SO UNAWARE OF YOU

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BETTER BEWARE
FOR I’M SHALLOW OF MIND 
IT’S TRUE
NEVER MORE SHALL I CARE
FOR I’M SO UNAWARE OF YOU

A TRUTH THAT’S BETTER IN KEEPS POPPING OUT
THERE’S ONLY ONE THING THAT I CARE ABOUT
THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND MY MOTHER’S SON
I BE THE UNIVERSE TO EVERYONE

A DIRTY RAT THAT’S NEXT TO NONE
I BE THE VACANT AND THE PRETTY ONE
MUCH LIKE THE PSYLOCIBIN FULL OF FUN
I’M LIKE A POISON WITH A LOADED GUN

EMPATHY BEAR
STREAKS OF APATHY RUN ME THROUGH
NEVER MORE SHALL I CARE
FOR I’M SO UNAWARE OF YOU

DRESSED LIKE LUCIFER THE SHINING ONE
MY DARKER SIDE ECLIPSED BY THE SUN
I ENTER EACH AND EVERY UNION
CREATE THE CLIMATE OF A WONDERLAND

I SHOVEL WADS OF CHEESY CHARM
UPON THE GARGOYLE HANGIN’ OFF MY ARM
I FEED HER FLANNEL FULL OF GUFF AND BUNK
AND FIRE MY PHONEY LOVE OUT FROM A GUN

BETTER BEWARE
FOR I’M SHALLOW OF MIND
IT’S TRUE
NEVER MORE SHALL I CARE
FOR I’M SO UNAWARE OF YOU

EMPATHY BARE
STREAKS OF APATHY RUN ME THROUGH
NEVER MORE SHALL I CARE
FOR I’M SO UNAWARE OF YOU 

THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND MY MOTHER'S SON

UGLY AS SIN


YOU MUST POSSESS
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
CAUSE NOW YOU ARE UGLY AS SIN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHER’S DREAM
THAT RIDICULOUS CHIN
AND THE CHEEKIEST GRIN

YOU MUST HAVE HAD A SMILE THAT COULD WIN
SEND A HEART IN A SPIN
PAIR OF EYES THAT COULD SWIM
AND THE SOFTEST OF SKIN

I MUST CONFESS I WAS YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN
BUT THEN YOUR BODY CLOCK SHE WENT CRAZY
AND YOU JUST SWELLED LIKE A DAMN

YOU USE TO BE A WOW WITH THE MEN
BUT THEN THE SWELLING BEGAN
KINDA RUINED THE TAN

IT MUST HAVE WIPED THE SMILE OF YOUR CLOCK
LEFT YOUR BOX WITHOUT LOCKS 
GIVE YOUR SHELL SUCH A SHOCK
AND YOUR EGO A KNOCK

YOU MUST POSSESS 
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
BUT NOW YOU ARE STRIPPED OF YOUR SKIN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A BEAM OF THE SUN
BUT YOU GREW TO BECOME 
THE ONE PEOPLE WILL SHUN

YOU MUST HAVE SUFFERED SEVERAL SHOCKS
WITH THE LOSS OF YOUR LOCKS
FROM THE TOP OF YOUR BOX
WIPED THE SMILE OF YOUR CLOCK

YOU MUST POSSESS 
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
CAUSE NOW YOU ARE UGLY AS SIN


YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHER’S DREAM
WITH YOUR MAGNETIC BEAM
AS WIDE AS A SCREEN

YOU MUST HAVE SUNK A COUPLE OF SHIPS
WHEN YOU WIGGLED YOUR HIPS
WHEN YOU PUCKERED YOUR LIPS
AND SPAT OUT THE PIPS

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YOU MUST POSSESS 
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
CAUSE NOW YOU ARE UGLY AS SIN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHERS DREAM
WITH YOUR MAGNETIC BEAM
AS WIDE AS THE SCREEN

YOU MUST HAVE SUNK A COUPLE OF SHIPS
WHEN YOU WIGGLED YOUR HIPS
WHEN YOU PUCKERED YOUR LIPS
AND MADE WITH THE QUIPS

I MUST MAKE TESTS
EXAMINE YOUR SCAN
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN THE CONSUMATE LADY
BUT YOU HAVE THE MOUTH OF A MAN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A BUNDLE OF FUN
LIKE ATTILA THE HUN
NEVER SHORT OF A PUN

YOU EVEN REINVENTED THE RAP
WITH YOUR FREUDIAN SLIPS
WITH A SHOWER OF SPIT
OF YOUR TONGUE WORDS WOULD TRIP

YOU MUST CONFESS 
YOU’RE ONE HELL OF A MESS
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN THE BONNIEST BABY
BUT NOW YOU ARE TWO TON LIKE TESS



YOU’VE JUST BEGUN 
TO PILE ON THE FLESH
WILL YOU BLOCK OUT THE SUN
WELL IT’S ANYONE’S GUESS

YOU USE TO STRUT YOUR STUFF WITH THE BEST
NOW YOUR THIGHS HAVE GONE WEST
NOW THERE’S MORE TO LOVE LESS
YOU EXPLODE FROM A DRESS

I MUST CONFESS I WAS YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN
BUT THEN YOUR BODY CLOCK SHE WENT CRAZY
AND YOU JUST SWELLED LIKE A DAM

YOU USE TO BE A WOW WITH THE MEN
BUT THE SWELLING BEGAN
KINDA RUINED THE TAN

IT MUST HAVE WIPED THE SMILE OF YOUR CLOCK
LEFT YOUR BOX WITHOUT LOCKS 
GIVE YOUR SHELL SUCH A SHOCK
AND YOUR EGO A KNOCK


UGLY AS SIN

COMB THE  TUFT FROM THE LEFT HAND SIDE (BUT DON'T PASS THE DUTCHIE)

THE ABORIGINES OF THE AMERICAS

STRAIGHT FROM BABYLON
A TWISTED SENSE OF FUN
TO BUY THE SOULS OF MICE AND MEN 
SHE SELLS MANIPULATION

A MOTHER OF A GUN
BORN OF MOON AND SUN
SOME SAY HOB’S ANTIPATHY
OF THE CHOSEN ONE

MORE THAN JUST A MAN 
SHE’S A MYSTERON
LIFE FOR HER AND FOR HER KIND
MEANS DEATH TO EVERYONE

SHE’S A MYSTERON
SHE’S A MYSTERON
SHE’S A MYSTERON
SHE’S A MYSTERON

SOMEWHERE INBETWEEN
GOLD AND ENVY GREEN
BEATS A HEART NEXT TO A HEART
THAT’S MEANER THAN THE MEAN

SHE WALKS AMONG THE WEARY ONES
THE YOUNG ONES GROWING OLD
EATS THE SOUL AND THEN CONTROLS 
THE RAT RACE AND THE SCENE

TYPHOID MARY TO A T
TRIFLES WITH HUMANITY
SYMBOLICALLY A VIRAL SEA
SHE TOUCHES EVERYBODY

SHE’S A MYSTERON
SHE’S A MYSTERON
SHE’S A MYSTERON
SHE’S A MYSTERON


SHE'S A MYSTERON

GO FOR BAROQUE!

ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH ZIP-A-DEE-AY 
ZIP-A-DEE-DOO

DO THE CARDS SEEM STACKED TO YOU 
ARE YOUR LUCKY STARS THE ISSUE 
HAVE THE FATES THREE SINGLED OUT 
ONE HUMAN FROM THE RACE

YOU’VE GOT TO GO FOR THE THROAT 
PUSH OUT THE BOAT 
AND GO….GO….GO FOR YOUR LIFE

YOU’VE GOT TO GO FOR BAROQUE 
LIFE IS A JOKE 
SO GO….GO….GO FOR YOUR LIFE

ARE YOU SINKING TO YOUR KNEES OR 
WILL YOU NAME THE DAY AND SIEZE 
WILL YOU WATCH YOUR FRIENDS PASS YOU BY 
OR DOMINATE THE RACE

YOU’VE GOT TO GO FOR THE THROAT 
PUSH OUT THE BOAT 
AND GO….GO….GO FOR YOUR LIFE

YOU’VE GOT TO GO FOR BAROQUE 
LIFE IS A JOKE 
SO GO….GO….GO FOR YOUR LIFE

ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH ZIP-A-DEE-AY

IS THAT GLEAM IN BOTH YOUR EYES OR 
DOES YOUR LEFT LID SERVE TO DISGUISE 
THE FEARS THAT CAST THE FIRST STONE 
AND SMASHED ONE WINDOW OF YOUR SOUL

YOU’VE GOT TO GO FOR THE THROAT 
PUSH OUT THE BOAT 
AND GO….GO….GO FOR YOUR LIFE

YOU’VE GOT TO GO FOR BAROQUE 
LIFE IS A JOKE 
SO GO….GO….GO FOR YOUR LIFE

DOES YOUR LOW-LIFE SEEM KIND OF BLUE OR 
DOES IT SUIT THE LIKES OF YOU 
IS IT EVERYTHING YOU WANT OR 
WOULD YOU LIKE A CHANGE

YOU’VE GOT TO GO FOR THE THROAT 
PUSH OUT THE BOAT 
AND GO….GO….GO FOR YOUR LIFE

YOU’VE GOT TO GO FOR BAROQUE 
LIFE IS A JOKE 
SO GO….GO….GO FOR YOUR LIFE

ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH ZIP-A-DEE-AY

HAVE YOUR DREAMS SEEN ASH AND DUST 
BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE 
IS YOUR WORLD AN EMPTY SHELL 
SPIRALLING IN SPACE

YOU’VE GOT TO GO FOR THE THROAT 
PUSH OUT THE BOAT 
AND GO….GO….GO FOR YOUR LIFE

YOU’VE GOT TO GO FOR BAROQUE 
LIFE IS A JOKE 
SO GO….GO….GO FOR YOUR LIFE

ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH ZIP-A-DEE-AY

GO FOR BAROQUE - MAKE CELEBRITIES HISTORY

To understand the joke here, you would need to be familiar with a very early British advertising slogan for ice cream. The slogan was OH, ICES, SWEET ICES, THEY'RE LOVELY!

Then you would have to be familiar with the the old CARRY ON CLEO movie, which spoofed this phrase, with reference to the goddess Isis, and that's how you arrive at the way I've written the title here--A SPOOF OF A SPOOF OF AN OLD ICE CREAM ADVERT!

The lyrics are actually condemning all forms of religious extremism, not just ISIS!

OH, ISIS, SWEET ISIS, THEY'RE LOVELY

MR CUSTER - MAKE CELEBRITIES HISTORY

THIS IS A FREAK COUNTRY (NOT A FREE COUNTRY)

DISCO STU....PID - BUCK FACE AND THE FACEBOOKS is Ste van Horne

DON'T LOOK TO THE STARS (MAKE CELEBRITIES HISTORY) inst.

LADA LOUTS IN EFFING FOREST (All New Breed Of Anarchists) revised version

Revised version: have added more vocals near the beginning, so it's less repetitive, which has made a huge difference!

DON'T LOOK TO THE STARS (PSEUDO CELEBRITIES)revised

SCAPEGOAT OF TOMORROW

INSECT (ALMOST INCEST)- PSEUDO CELEBRITIES SUCK (MAKE CELEBS HISTORY)

BE MY GIRL INSTEAD OF HIS GIRL

I'M GONNA TELL YOU A SECRET off old 4 track tape

THE PIGS HAVE GOT NOTHING ON ME

THREE DIFFERENT PLACES

In the WRONG PLACE at THE WRONG TIME with THE WRONG MINDSET, apparently making THE #WRONG #MUSIC, but it feels #RIGHT to ME!

Highly unlikely more than one of my tunes will ever be heard by more than a handful of listeners, so just for the record here is an incomplete list of artists my music has been compared to by other musicians, depending on which tunes they heard, StevenVellou (Gothic Funk)

RESIDENTS, PHILIP GLASS, DAVID BYRNE, FRANK ZAPPA, THE BEATLES, BAUHAUS, SISTERS OF MERCY, DAVID BOWIE, LOU REED, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, PARLIAMENT, SYD BARRETT, PINK FLOYD, PSYCHIC TV, NEU, MOMUS, MINISTRY, CHARLES IVES, BEACH BOYS, KINKS, THE FALL, JOY DIVISION, DEPECHE MODE, GARY NUMAN, LEONARD COHEN, STONE ROSES, GIORGIO MORODER, GEORGE CLINTON, THE CURE, DALIS CAR, JOHN ASTLEY, KILLING JOKE, ALIEN SEX FIEND, ROBERT FRIPP, DEVO, B52’s, IAN CURTIS, FAD GADGET, TALKING HEADS, GORILLAZ, MIKE PATTON, JON ZORN, LES CLAYPOOL, STEVEN REICH, TOM WAITS, THE EX, TOM CORA, THE CAKE, NAPOLEON XIV, KEVIN AYERS, ROXY MUSIC, FRANK TOVEY, RUPERT HINES, ROBYN HITCHCOCK, DEVIN TOWNSEND PROJECT, SPARKS, BILL NELSON, JOHN CALE, TRIO, JULIAN COPE, HEAVEN 17, LLOYD COLE, TUBEWAY ARMY, FRONT 242, NITZER EBB, COCKNEY REBEL, SHRIEKBACK, VICTOR SNOW, GORDON LIGHTFOOT, THE THE, BABYBIRD, JOHN LENNON, ULTRAVOX, DAN DEACON, BACH, SQUEEZE, ANDREW ELDRITCH, IGGY POP, MIDNIGHT OIL, BILLY CHILDISH, BUTTHOLE SURFERS, VELVET UNDERGROUND, LOVE AND ROCKETS, ART OF NOISE, LOOK PEOPLE, CABARET VOLTAIRE, PRODIGY, et al.
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Don't take sides and I'll respect you for it; take sides and I'll treat you with the same contempt I treat anyone with a mob mentality, because mob mentality invariantly betrays an underlying intolerant right-wing mentality!
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#SUPPORT gathers #MOMENTUM when #RECIPROCATED!
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My tunes are ten times better than you might imagine!
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A lack of listens proves nothing, other than the fact that no one is finding your tunes; it does not prove, as some believe, that your tunes must be crap, so don’t ever take such a ridiculous notion on board—on an internet FLOODED with music no listens rarely has anything to do with the quality of your music, your creative talent, is almost always down to the fact that the right audience can’t find your music, because finding it is now as difficult as finding a needle in a haystack!
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SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE, EVERYTHING FOR SOMEONE!
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For diversity and consistency, I am not hesitant in saying my Soundcloud pages house the most inventive creations on here. There are others making fabulous tunes, but no one is more prolific while maintaining a high standard of pole to pole invention, and that applies to the lyrics too. I won't escape obscurity and oblivion, but that proves nothing, the internet is way, way, WAY overcrowded with unsigned music, way too much mediocre stuff, which obscure anything exceptional out there; the wood hidden away behind lots and lots and LOTS of trees, and no one has the time to look for needles in haystacks, to find a diamond in the rough, it's just way too big a task, not humanely possible!

INVENTIVE, AUTHENTIC, DIVERSE MUSIC, INVENTIVE, AUTHENTIC, IMAGINATIVE LYRICS, but those are the last things the vast majority of listeners are looking for these days!
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Me, I'm awestruck by musicians who can't be pigeonholed, who don't conform to any borders, who don't think about which direction each new creation will take, they just go wherever that creativity takes them; pure, on the fly, innovation, imperfect but 100% authentic, as far a way from manufactured, recipe book, regurgitation, as it is possible to get, totally unforced, inspirational and way, way, WAY outside the box! There ought to be a place for such creativity, there was at one time, but a mercenary music industry put an end to that, leaving us with a situation where those who deserve the most adoration for the talents receive the least!
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Will this ever change, will a yearning for TRUE underground, creativity unique to the individual, ever return, or has the spoon-feeding gone to far this time, is its grip so vicelike nothing can break it!
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I make #INVISIBLE music, perhaps it feels that way to you too!
#Overlooked, #Underrated, Dismissed Without A Listen!
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When Soundclouders follow me or click like without leaving feedback, what is it they are hoping for? That I come listen to their tunes and heap praise on them, what? I mean really, what is the point of following someone, what is the point of liking one of their tunes, if you don't actual think they are deserving of feedback, if you don't think the tunes are as good as what you do???

EXPLODING THE MYTH THAT UNSIGNED IS UNSIGNED BECAUSE IT’S INFERIOR TO SIGNED MUSIC!

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UNTIL this MYTH is blown out of the water we don’t have a cat in hells chance of breaking through. #TheMyth  is the BIGGEST obstacle that stands in our way, it is the FIRST hurdle we must get over, it is the message that should be going #VIRAL, it’s down to each & every one of you to make that happen!
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#ExplodeTheMyth
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Listening to just one of my tunes tells you nothing about my creative approach, listening to ten of my tunes will still tell you very little, listen to a hundred of my tunes and the penny will start to drop, but it's only after hearing 500+ of my creations and collaborations that your eyes will widen in amazement! 
However, if you don't have unlimited eclectic taste none of that applies, and the reality is, who, in this world, is going to listen to every tune I've created, no one--if even one tune is heard from beginning to end it's a minor miracle, because sadly, there is a belief that unsigned means inferior, but I've heard enough tunes by the rest of you guys to know that's a myth, that's bullshit, we create some of the most inventive, authentic, imaginative tunes out there!
Give me unsigned, independent and underground music over signed, safe, predictable, recipe book, music any day of the week!
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I MAKE TUNES NO ONE WILL EVER LISTEN TO!
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Some musicians & music fans don’t want to hear music from the past because they would have to acknowledge IT’S ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE!
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Finally come to terms with the fact that I'm PLAYING TO AN AUDIENCE OF ONE, and even I have to FORCE myself to listen!!!
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My music and lyrics are all about different, but if no one listens no one will EVER know! 
#StevenVellou

I CREATE TUNES ON THE FLY; NO FORMULA, NO PLAN, NO DIRECTION; THEY JUST HAPPEN--I'M IGNORANT OF THE RULES INVOLVED IN THE MUSIC MAKING PROCESS, SO I'M NOT BOXED IN BY THEM, WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE SO VARIED AND UNPREDICTABLE!
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Meaningful yet tongue-in-cheek tunes that can’t be #PIGEONHOLED!
Great production ISN'T my forte, accomplished musicianship ISN'T my forte but #UndergroundInvention, #InfiniteDimensions & LYRICS are!
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Now I don't personally believe I'm in the same league as #Bowie, other than my lyrics, more often than not, making more sense, but I do think I share his ability to adapt to different genres, and his endless, diverse, creativity, just not quite on the same level.
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I'm not proficient/accomplished on instruments, & I have other musical limitations, but most genres come natural to me, and I much prefer having that unforced ability to being highly accomplished on instruments, highly polished on production, or having the perfect voice!
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If I didn't feel I had my own approach, if my music was easy to pigeonhole, I would have quit music a long time ago!
Never been about fame & fortune, just about pushing the boundaries without actually intending to push the boundaries; creativity that's second nature not formula! 
Yes, I want to reach an audience but making money from my music means nothing to me!
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NOT saying I’m THE MOST #talented musician on music promotion sites but I will say I’m one of the most #UNDERRATED! Even so, I would much rather be underrated than overrated!
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PSEUDO CELEBRITIES SUCK!

GOTHIC FUNK