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The AIDS Song

Man Im just a dude... a super talented awesome and baseline offensive and at worst downright vulgar enough to make a deaf woman upset. I play shows for beer tickets, one time this fat bitch said i was like dane cook (but didnt follow up with "but funny!") so i knocked her out. i like making one person feel really guilty for laughing at things they know they shouldnt. A catchy tune that masks the true horror straight from the mind of one dirty white boy. As quoted by a friend, "Oh yeah hes an asshole... A total asshole, , man - but hes one of the funniest assholes youll ever meet so i guess he can get away with it" and I always do. So get ready to get tested... after a night of the AIDS experience your life will never be same.. and its not just that you wake up and all your stuffs gone! And neither will that hookers that gave me, er, that gave some guy AIDS - that bitch is gonna pay! no rubber, i just pay more for it. what can they do to me??

Graham Evans