Putting this on an older alt cuz it had room

The Stupendium - Amateur Wordsmith [2024 Remake]

PAQUETA

Sparkyracks- Money fein (Prod. cementcityshape)

[Intro]
Uh… yeah…
Step up to the yard, don’t slip, don’t spill
You know what it is…

[Hook]
My dong milk brings all the girls to the yard
And they’re like, “It’s bigger than yours”
Damn right, it’s thicker than yours
I could teach you, but you’d need stretch marks

[Verse One]
Walk in slow, sweat drippin’ like a faucet
Every lady double-takin’ — “Oh my God, did you spot it?”
Neighbors call the cops, sayin’ “That’s a concealed weapon”
But I’m legal with the permit, girl, come and do a check-in
Got the dairy aisle vibes, lactose in disguise
Every sip make ’em moan, rollin’ back they eyes
Not soy, not oat, this is straight from the source
Full-fat certified, got the stamina and force

[Hook]
My dong milk brings all the girls to the yard
And they’re like, “It’s creamier than yours”
Damn right, it’s dreamier than yours
I could teach you, but you’d choke, of course

[Verse Two]
They line up quick, like a drive-thru line
Sippin’ shakes at midnight, tryna taste what’s mine
Got flavors on deck, vanilla, chocolate swirl
Every city, every block, I supply the whole world
Smooth pour, no cap, straight fountain on tap
You can bring a whole squad, still a refill for that
Competition lookin’ jealous, tryna measure the flow
But they only dribble out, while I overflow

[Hook]
My dong milk brings all the girls to the yard
And they’re like, “It’s thicker than yours”
Damn right, it’s slicker than yours
I could teach you, but you’d lose your drawers

[Bridge]
Ladies wanna taste test, treat it like a science
Cream team alliance, breakin’ milkman silence
Deliveries daily, door-to-door service
Whole hood hydrated, nobody gettin’ nervous

[Outro]
Yeah… my dong milk…
Pasteurized, sterilized, customized, girl, don’t deny…
It’s nutritious, delicious… suspiciously ambitious…
Tell your mama too.

My Dong Milk (Parody of Kelis' Milkshake)

I do not own any of this. All rights and credit goes to JT Machinima.

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