I made this song by recording this thingy. Fun times!
http://sayingimages.com/click-the-squares-to-make-music/


"Left for dead, I slept on makeshift beds, and worshipped severed heads I found."

It's almost like Castaway meets "Hatchet". Like "The Cay" but without the blindness and the black dude. Gilligan's Island with just the professor.

Island I Land!

"They got some new requirement.
Like Jay Leno's third retirement
I don't think it'll last too long."

Required Reading

featuring Glyne Pease (My lady love.)
"I saw you getting out the backside of a cop car..."

Rah, Rah, My Shishkoomba!

"Oh, Cactus flower! 
Bare your fruit and let me live another day."
(Dedicated to my Lady Love)

Animal Person

"I promise, you'll like Thomas!
THE TOM SONG! A SONG ABOUT MY BRITISH FRIEND, TOM!

ELLO GUVNA!

The Tom Song

A gentle instrumental. Rockin' the Glocken...

Ukulele Maybe

"We just dimmed the lighting, lips that bleed from biting, postcard was inviting, so we all headed down!"

Connor, O' Connor

Three's Company, too

Cover of an amazing song by The Teeth! A band gone too soon. Hoping to record more covers of no-longer extant bands.

Extinction EP

Coolest Kid in School

We Are Not Amused 

B/Mecca

"Release the rage of my new inner Amazon! 
But, you don't even know what page my name is on..."

An early version of an unreleased track. a.k.a. a song by me.

The Great Awk