What the H E Double Hockey Sticks is he talking about?

Sped up during playback. I'm not this fast.

Far Beyond the Sun

Self recording of my playing a right-handed dulcimer looking thing...lefty?

Sloppy attempt. Haven't tried playing this in like 15 years!

Allman Bros tune around sunset. Nice ending to a good day.

Paula Harris says PrimeCo is calling her and sexually harrassing her. Credible enough...

My personal favorite irate customer. Sounds like Randy "Macho Man" Savage (RIP).

Because your name is Rodriguez, do you need me to spell this word by word? Nice, Mr. Broadnex...