the next time you're in a meeting and someone says "it's cool"....get ready because it's probably not cool

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it's cool : greggs eggs

if you're headed to expo west here's a few show tips to make your trip more productive and more fun.....

expo west show tips : greggs eggs

it's at these 3 moments when humanoids are at their very very best behavior....::))

3 moments of best behavior : greggs eggs

everyday there's a shit sandwich waiting for you on your desk but don't worry you can control it's size, taste and color!

Greggseggshitsandwich

there's three ways to measure intelligence...iq, eq and vq.....ack ack

Greggseggsthethreeq's

creativity only lives when your build it, ship it and check it off a shelf mofo.....

greggseggcreativityonlylives

many decades ago i decided to live by these three rules and one of them contains the word "asshole". enough said... ::))

Greggseggs3rulestoliveby

everyone needs an ass kicking machine in their office to confirm your wtf convictions..... ::))

Gregg eggs ass kicking machine

sometimes you just gotta take the backpack off no matter how difficult you may think it will be.....

Greggseggbackpackfullofwrong

sometimes you just gotta take some time away for your sanity
and do stuff that forces you to forget all those other responsibilities
we call this an “eat, sleep, blank” vacation


Greggseggeatsleepblank

if you're an emerging food brand...probably the only marketing program you gots is to gets down on the ground.  

p.s.  all names in this episode have been changed to protect the guilty.....

Greggeggsgetdownontheground

confession….i never got my mba
bless me father for I have sinned
not a good enough student
too distracted with other cool stuff
but
i was lucky enough to pick up a street phd along the way


street phd

i don't like three words...innovation, passion or pivot. this one is not suitable for work as i use the 'f' word multiple times. please don't make me mad like mr. t. 

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threewordsmenolikie

up front...have to admit this one is a freak show......how to open and close your skin pores to observe instead of absorb!  

gregg alien bagni's Album

greggseggsopenclosedpores

luckily I don’t have 99 problems
instead I have 999 course corrections…..every day
i’m trying to get 999 things right every single day while navigating this planet 
to simply fit in

999 course corrections

i can't imagine a world without licking......

greggseggshumanoidmouth

this week it's a two parter about lessons from two very wise but different masters i've met along the way.

the tale of two masters

the mark of a master bullshitter
is making up their own truth in their own head
they always bullshit themselves first.....
these are the most dangerous bullshitters…
as they have bought their own koolaid, 
mixed it up and drank the whole smiling pitcher in one sitting 
right in front of you

a great bullshitter always.....

wish humanoids would spend a few minutes each day thinking about being a 7 yr old.
you can drop in and out of this lovely state when you want to
It’s a wonderful place of creative kidly-ness, 
where you exist in exploring….even without encouragement

7 year olds

trade shows .....let me count the ways i love you. here's three reasons why you should go to the good ones!  also...me likie expo west!

trade shows

walk a natural foods trade show floor like expowest for a few days
and if you’re awake and aware while in the aisles, at the end of it all?
you should be able to make a list of the food categories that could be referred to as  f***d?     btw...some weird video of the f***d categories here:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vlu4NhvkjQ

screwed category

the f***d categories of natural foods?

it’s time for a story wrapped around a business proverb 
the place was telluride ski area….
the proverb was…… money flows downhill and shit flows up hill....

how money and shit flow up and down a mountain????

here’s the punch line up front
to get ahead on planet earth
most people have to work their asses off
and that’s the real risk to get to the reward
you’re full tilt boogie all the time baby 24/7/365 
you are maxed out
and
we call that being duct taped to the side of an indy car

duct taped to the side of an indy car

a goofball reminds you to keep your business in balance no matter what mother nature throws at you, act back.  one very hard lesson learned in a past life is the thing about a weather dependent businesses is once a bad day has passed and you missed your number? you missed it and it’s probably not coming back

standing on your tippy toes

since i’m in a kind of bizzaro world mood today?
why not talk about an egg that has been rolling around in my head that i like to call “the one wrong question syndrome”
put some air quotes around that baby…..”one wrong question”

wrong question syndrome

it’s harder than ever for emerging brands…. and in my not normal jacked up observatory opinion? it feels like there’s just too much and too many
and no matter what category or industry you play in ? too many suppliers, too many skus, too many retailers, too many shelves, too much product and too many middle men......

too much & too many

talking about stuff you already knew.....you just needed some goofball to remind you... ::))

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