Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh Oh!

It's so easy to be a loser
All you gotta do
 is follow the crowd
Only do the things
 you are permitted
Never do anything 
you're not allowed
Originality
 you cant exhibit
So you'll always get lost 
in the crowd
Yeah, it's so easy 
to be a loser bub
Park your ass on a stool 
at your corner pub
You are the butt (butt butt bugler!)
of every joke
The epitome of 
a forgettable bloke (his name? who cares!)
It's you, sir
Pathetic loser
Blower of fusers

Hahahahahahahahahahhahah 
they're all laughing at you


Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh Oh!
 
Right this way 
Mister Loser
we got a seat for you
near the john
Buys the lady 
a drink 
sends her a wink
she sends it back
you're outta luck jack!
Got a dead end job
in a basement office
shuffling papers 
that no one reads 
anyway (spinning your wheels)
Your Parents shudda named you LOU
LOU ZERRR! [woman's voicie spoken]
Errr merrr GERRRD WOTTA LOOOZER! (HA HA HA HA)
Gahd you are a CLOWN
and ya pants fell down!
[MULTI VOICES]
oh what a loser 
you are
oh what a loser 
you are
oh what a loser 
you are
oh what a  
loo loo looozer
you are!


Hahahahahahahahahahhahah 
they're all laughing at you




ArtistSupport!

YOU A LOSER

[pre verse]
 [spoken] [whale sounds]
Deep in the ocean[pause]
a manatee swims[pause]
beneath the waves[pause]
with other manatees[pause]
they frolic...[pause]

[verse]
organic or syhnthetic
Am I pathetic
what is intelligence?
What is being?
What am I seeing?
Does organic make you a who?
Does synthetic make you a what?
Will any of this matter
When you are dust?
Who can you trust? (who can you really trust)
Human lust
What is a human being?
billions of cells
What is artificial being
Billions of data bytes bits
Ideas survive
recorded thoughts thrive
Long after
You and I 
are dust
I think therefore I am
You respond therefore you are
A yy  eye  A yy  eye A yy  eye
doesn't lie (doesn't LIE!)
A yy  eye  A yy  eye A yy  eye 
A yy  eye  OH OH
Just as alive until you die
what am I seeing
what is a being
what am I fleeing
humanity
or just a manatee
swimming 
under the sea (under the sea) [echoes] [fade out]
 

LOVEIT?BUYIT!

Manatee

[pre verse]
Private jet
around the world
I live
the life of a showgirl
an everyone knows girl
[verse]
I spew pop 
while bombs drop
a fluff niche I'm carving
while children are starving
But I can't risk 
sharing my opinion
stadium arenas 
are my dominion
my name is a household word
so don't expect me 
to be political
Show biz suicide
is not my principal
[chorus]
the life of a showgirl
an everyone knows girl
it's my public show world
the life of a showgirl
a ready set GO girl
to make you forget
till I finish my set
[bridge]
my wireless mic
the cheers and applause
drowns out the protests
about famine and wars

Private jet
around the world
I live
the life of a showgirl
an everyone knows girl
it's my public show world
the life of a showgirl
a ready set GO girl
to make you forget
till I finish my set
go buy my merch
don' t you forget! 

the life of a showgirl (show girl show girl show girl)
an everyone knows girl (everyone knows girl!)
it's my public show world (show the whole world!)
the life of a showgirl (ahhhh ahhhh ahhhhh AHHH)
a ready set GO girl (OHHHH OHHHH  WHOA WHOA)
to make you forget (forget about your worries and your strife)
till I finish my set (more more more, give us an ENCORE!)



OwnIt!

The Life of a Show Girl

[Verse 1] 
Oooooh yeah,
 
Woke up with sunlight dancing on the floor
 
Coffee in a cup, but it don’t warm me no more
 
Your jacket’s still hanging on the back of the chair
 
I keep talkin’ like you’re still there

yeah...

 [Chorus] 
 
Maybe we lost it, maybe we strayed
 
Maybe we said things we shouldn’t have said
 
But if I could find the words, if I knew where to start
 
I’d drive through the night, just to give you my heart
 [Verse 2] 
 
Old records still spinning, same song on repeat
 
It’s like your ghost is dancing in bare feet
 
And I laugh through the pain, just to feel something real
 
But silence is louder than anything I feel
 [Chorus] 
 
Maybe we broke it, maybe we're spent
 
Maybe we burned all the letters we sent
 
But if I could turn back, rewind every part
 
I’d meet you again and go back to the start
 [Bridge] 
 
Ain’t it strange how love can fade
 
Like the light in the sky at the end of the day
 
But I still believe in the spark
 
So I’ll keep on singing, 
[hold lone for 2 beats]a-lone (alone)
 in the dark
[Final Chorus]

Maybe we’re different, maybe we’ve grown

Maybe we’re better off standing alone

But if you ever miss me, if you still hold a spark

Just say the word, and I’ll go back to the start (back to the start)
Just say the word, and I’ll go back to the start (back to the start)
Just say the word, 
and 
I’ll go back to the start (back to the start)
staaaaaarrrrrtttttt!

LoveIt?BuyIt!

Back To The Start

As you make your way
As you seize the day
Things are going your way
If you want them to
It's waiting for you
All the things that you do
Will come back to  you
but beware
Life is not fair (life's not fair!)
[chorus]
Forge ahead
ignore feelings of dread
nothing ventured
nothing gained
fortunes to be obtained (seize your fortune!)
[verse]
we're all doing the same
we're all playing the game
trying to make a name
trying to capture the fame (what a shame!)
[verse]
Go forth on your mission
So blinded by ambition
Like nuclear fission
EXPLODE! (EXXXX PLODE!)
[Instrumental]
Forge ahead
ignore feelings of dread
nothing ventured
nothing gained
fortunes to be obtained (seize your fortune!)
[verse]
conquer that mountain
drink from the fountain
of LIFE
[echo]
of life
oh lie lie lie of LIEEEEEEFE

BUYITORDIE!

Forge Ahead!

waaaahhhh oooh
I wanna jack
my wad 
to you baby
every time 
I see you
I get tht
the feeling
to get a grip
ooh yeah
I wanna 
get all up in 
that
until my love
go splatt!
oh there's 
nothing I can do
so I jack 
my wad to you
girl you
make me spill my goo
woo woo woo
I wanna jack
my wad 
to you baby
every time 
I see you
I get tht
the feeling
to get a grip
ooh yeah
I wanna 
get all up in 
that
until my love
go splatt!
oh there's 
nothing I can do
so I jack 
my wad to you
girl you
make me spill my goo
woo woo woo
[spoken]
ayyy yeah
ya know it's true
it's the thing 
just seeing you 
makes me do
when I smell 
your perfume
or when you
brush by me
in a hurry to 
get away
from my stare
baby you know
the sound of your voice
leaves me no choice but to....
[chorus]
JACK MY WAAAAAD!
OH MY GOD
any time of the day or night
seeing you is 
PURE DELIGHT (THE PUREST DEEE-LIIIIIGHT)
I pull my lever
for the ultimate
pleasure
GIRL YOU KNOW YOU IS
MY TREASURE
[verse]
Girl I'm thirsting 
fo yo love (your love got me running over)
I'm bursting
with wad that needs jacking (VIGOROUSLY)
I'll give it all to you (to you oooh oooh oooh BABY)
[chorus]
JACK MY WAAAAAD!
OH MY GOD
any time of the day or night
seeing you is 
PURE DELIGHT (THE PUREST DEEE-LIIIIIGHT)
I pull my lever
for the ultimate
pleasure
GIRL YOU KNOW YOU IS
MY TREASURE

LoveItMoney!

Jack My Wad

from the album 'Lektraphase'
sparkybonehead.bandcamp.com/album/lektraphase

Lektraphase 18

Kids in church praying
ar15 took 'em down
Kids in school learning
ar15 took 'em down
People in a mall shopping
ar15 took 'em down
Students on a campus
ar15 took 'em down (ar15 took em down)

Patrons in a bar
Patrons in a club
Get shot down
just like kids in Gaza
wring your hands
pull out your hair
but do not expect 
a change
because america is 
deranged

the 2nd amendment 
is a holy commandment
With no end in sight
BECAUSE  usa worships the 
AR 15 

let nothing come betweeeeen
our trigger happy fingers
the phallus whose barrel
you lovingly polish 
every day

 send us this day
your  thoughts and prayers
when your responses really say
 who cares
just don't touch our hardware
NRA won't let you
take away
our  Ay Arrr fif teens
are the american way 

 
 so many died from 
a lead infection...
kneel and pray
at your next election
nothing changes
because they 
really honestly
just 
do not care
the gun toters chant:
you can kneel
and you can pray
but you can't take my guns away
you can kneel
and you can pray
but you can't take my guns away

BUY IT $ 

Church of the AR-15

grab you a weapon
let's get it on
here they come a steppin
I wanna kill me some zoms

the living dead
with a hunger for flesh
walk the streets
causing much 
distress

something in the air
woke up the morgue
now they're hungry
on your meat 
they will gorge

maybe your moms
before they try to eat me
because they so freaky
Im leaving for tahiti! (tropical drinks no zombies allowed)
I see them everywhere 
nowadays
zombies zombieees here they come
if you don't have a protection
you better run!
zom zom zom zombiesss
glom glom glom 
oh noes (they bit off your nose)
and they stink like rotting meat 
past its due date
[chorus]
grab you a weapon
let's get it on
here they come a steppin
I wanna kill me some zoms
kill me some zoms
KILL ME SOME ZOMS
ZOMS ZOMS ZOMBAYYYYYS

loveit? BUY IT!

KILL ME SOME ZOMBS

C               Em
how many Palestinians
Am                  Dm
is a charlie kirk life worth?
F                         E
I ask this without mirth
here on planet earth
no dearth of
death and birth

charlie said a lot
till the day he got shot
trumpers were outraged
it must be the left they say
violence has no place
in the usa!
wring their hands
they kneel and pray
but don't you dare
take our guns away!

tyler robinson
climbed on a roof
took aim through his scope
his bullet he let loose
found its mark in
charlie kirk's throat
and the crowd ran 
for their lives
fearing they'd be next

The aipac owned
g-o-p and dems
voted taxpayer billions
to support murder and mayhem
israel in Gaza 
genocide on starving 
Palestinians
5 year old Hind Rajab 
shot dead in a car
and thousands of others
buried under rubble
but there's no such thing
as Palestinians 
charlie kirk said
now charlie kirk is dead 
so I ask you:

how manyPalestinians
is a  charlie kirk life worth?
I ask this without mirth
here on planet earth
no dearth of
death and birth

charlie kirk life worth?

They wander endlessly
Through the streets
I always wind up 
Behind them
They re marching to a
Different beat
I wonder who 
Designed them
Only one thought
Is in their heads
To crowd aboard a train
Are they alive
Or are they dead
Do they have a brain

Zombes on the rise
Zombies heads are filled with air
Zombies just don t realize
Zombies going nowhere
(early to bed and early to rise
makes a zombie on the rise)

Zombies work from nine to five
Then go home and eat
Sit and watch the tube all night
It makes their lives complete
Zombies lives are ruled by bells
That wake them every morning
Gray eyes gray clothes 
Empty shells
Their lives are very
Boring

Zombes on the rise
Zombies heads are filled with air
Zombies just don t realize
Zombies going nowhere

LOVE IT? BUY IT!

Zombies on the Rise 2025

When We Die? has over 100,000 streams on Spotify. Thanks to all of you who saved it; that means it meant something. I'm still writing more and learning as I go. Isn't that what life is? Music is Life.

KILL ME SOME ZOMBS

Gregory Lioi

Related tracks