I was playing around with "Deep in the Heart of Texas." The result has a definite Broadway influence. 

Deep in the Heart of Texas

My own no autotune version of Britney Spears's "Alien" because anyone can sing better than Britney! I learned this song in 30 min., and this is a half-assed/part parody recording, but that's all of my time and effort that this song really deserves.

Alien - No Autotune

i ain't gonna pee on the side of the road
no, i ain't gonna pee on the side of the road

the coyotes come and the eat ya up
the coyotes come and the eat ya up

no, I ain't gonna pee on the side of the road
no, i ain't gonna pee on the side of the road

the snakies bite and they shoot ya up
the snakies bite and they shoot ya up

no, i ain't gonna pee on the side of the road
no, i ain't gonna pee on the side of the road

the lil gas stations are all locked up
the lil gas stations are all locked up

no, i ain't gonna pee on the side of the road
no, i ain't gonna pee on the side of the road!!

Ain't Gonna Pee on the Side of the Road

The latest sure-to-be-a-hit single from the future Grammy award winning artist who is on everyone's lips, ME!

Allergic to You

Written and Performed by ME

I see love in your eyes.
I see your heart in your smile.
But we can't go on!
I'm cryin tears from my eyes!

'Cause I'm allergic to you!
'Cause I'm allergic to you!

a-choo,    a-choO, a-chOO, a-cHOO, a-CHOO, A-CHOO!

Is it your hair?
Is it your skin?
Is it your B.O?
Is it your flatulence?
Is it your halitosis?
Is it your scabies?

I don't know!

'Cause I'm allergic to you!
'Cause I'm allergic to you!
 
What if you bathed?
What if you brushed?
What ever makes you stinky makes me sneeze!

'Cause I'm allergic to you!
'Cause I'm allergic to you!

A-CHOO!

Allergic to You

Time Life Easy Listening Classics brings you a timeless beautiful ballad.

My Heart Goes Out to the Roadkill

Written and Performed by Carbra Drysand

The blood of deers is everywhere
The skunks are stinking up the air
Furry families are in mourning

My heart goes out to the roadkill 
The furry ones I could have loved!

My heart goes out to the roadkill
The poor little carcasses 
They only had one chance to live!
Only one chance to survive!

My heart goes out to the roadkill
May they find peace in being squashed all over the road!

Gretchen Thomas