@user-928618153-131325324: you have a cover picture for my rap battle? Where? Or I probably misunderstood you. Also, you can make this song big? And maybe improve it? Thanks! You have no idea how much this means to me!

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DMX Is For Cookie

Vladimyr P. / John P. as Mr. Bear
Brodecai / Vlad as Mr. Noseybonk

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MR. BEAR
AGAINST
MR. NOSEYBONK
BEGIN

Mr. Bear:
Have your spoons ready kids; prepare to dig into this freak
Have a seat, so you can Seek as I leak your defeat
This Local is loco, as the kiddies can see
I’m guessing you keep yourself silent cuz you like BBC
Want to offend this offender? Let’s put the jigsaw together,
Just to see what kind of bonk down I’ll be writing in my letter,
That’ll leave you on the run, and once i’ve finished all your fun,
The black will white out this mime from the BBC1.

Mr. Noseybonk:
I was on my way to potter dreams, but I’ll beat you instead
Where you’ll end up like your mom and dad; shot, bled, and dead.
You couldn’t land a hit, man, and with a camera in hand
We’ll take it down to Caledon, and I’ll record your rap shenanigans
You’re quite the hideous idiot, here is what I spit, deadliest
Too bad you couldn’t get Elliot, to play Pokèballs with
TikTok, hear the clock? That’s how silent this rap is
The Cons to cute fuzzy hugs is that you fap to kids

Mr. Bear:
Your nose seems to grow since you’re spitting out lies
Now go sit in the corner ‘fore I anguish you live

Mr. Noseybonk:
You are hitting on kids for your own entertainment
How can you attempt to spit when you live in your ma’s basement?

Mr. Bear:
Don’t talk back to Mr. Bear you stuck up, Nosey, little shit
So disappointed in this Brit, ground you with the fire I spit
Send a letter to my cellar, love to have you on my show
I’ll make you black and blue with disses then murder you with my flow!
My blood pressure is high, but my chance of winning is higher
You’re quite the liar if the dire of children is your desire
I question your motives so I can’t wait to hear your screams
You’ll have no more "normal life" when you’re trapped here with me

Mr. Noseybonk:
Your history’s sex-offensive, and you’re calling me Nosey?
Just move out of my neighborhood you Sesame Street Phony!
You’re quite fruity, and moody, and you are looking pretty loony
To escape reality you veer to touching children’s Booby’s
I give my OK to this win, so let's have you never rapping
In a dead silent sleep, I’ll leave this kid- forever -napping
The war I’ve conquered was Bonkers; when in the cold, dead air
Will leave off with the last episode; “The Death of Mr. Bear”

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and Uncredited
Beat produced by NIME FIVE
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai and Aaron Peters

Happy 17th Birthday to myself :D

Mr. Bear vs Mr. Noseybonk. Sinister Rap Battles

Feeling a little grouchy? Do you tune in to Boomerang and see other grouchy characters and laugh? Well, that's what's happening in my first rap battle on SoundCloud. It's Dick Dastardly from the Wacky Races reboot, (not the original one) against Chester the resident cat from Orlock Apartments. As these two go against each other to see who's the most grouchy in the Boomerang channel.

Dastardly:
Well, hello Chester. I was planning to cheat on my next race
But I can tell that you've dealt with idiotic stress by the look on your face
Between book to tv shows and classic cartoon to being renewed, everyone knows what will Cartoon Network 
Cause every fan would want a Do Over Dastardly than enter your Shop Of Horrors
You're a Sagwa look alike with Garfield's personality 
Facing Dick Dastardly III would be a shame. So you belong in the Hole of the Unworthy
Taking a look at your 3 seasons, I can't help but frown 
As this kitty's down for the count, his chance of victory is put on Orlock Down

Chester:
I didn't expect that verse wasn't like your races, cause they weren't wacky.
But instead I'm disappointed cause like Muttley's birthday, it turned out to be sappy
Go back to your spinoff series, but no one will Stop This Pigeon 
Cause that diss wasn't even  close to funtastic, you Hanna Barbarian
Normally, I'd ask Bunnicula for help, but calling you a monster is hardly a compliment 
Judging by your 2014 advertisement, you didn't Peugeot a better diss
I knew I'd be doing the right thing as I pitstop on perils with Penelope 
And because you're old news, you should run back to your Doggie Daddy 

Dastardly:
Oh Stop with the mum key business. Try to solve this puzzle, it'll drive you to madness 
Doesn't matter how grouchy you get. Even Harold is bored with your shenanigans.
You're the one to talk about girls, yours is just a balloon and a sack
I'd complain about your Fandom, but because of your rule 34, I wouldn't touch your Mr. Pussy, cat!


Chester:
Even if I were to let you cheat, your victory will go nowhere, dude.
I think your voice actor should've just stuck bouncing back in Winnie The Pooh 
Talk to me about El Vira? Your dog is the one schizophrenic 
If I were to face someone so terrible I'd want to get used to, Scrappy Doo's a better opponent.

Dastardly:
Talking about Scrappy? Well, what's a Scrappy? A puppy that'd be much use than that ghost in your Haunted Dog House 
This battle won't be fun 4 catz. Your life is only Acceptable in the evil 80s, mouse 
I'd suggest calling James Howe, but even without Deborah, your verse would be more depressing than your book's sequels.
Complain about my voice actor? You're the one that belongs in Paul's Winchell
I'm hunting this cat, like Yogi's Treasure Hunt, you won't get away Scott-Free
I can villainously say that your verse was sad, it'd cause Harold to run away 
With all the delays of the fan films from your fans, I'd understand why your fans didn't seem to care 
Your chance of win disappeared like it ran away like Harold, so you'll once again cry Alligator Tears 

Chester:
I've found the only member in your fan club spitting bombs more sneaky 
Cause oh my Lord Dastarius, I'm winning this Race to Infinity
Don't you dare talk like that about Harold! He's forever my best friend 
I'd think you'd feel the same way with Muttley, but you don't think he's magnificent 
I'm putting an end to Uncle Dickie's Happy Sunshine Children's Hour not just cancelation 
Your lyrics are what I dread, so go join the Baron in Scooby's Laff-A-Lympics
And sure because of Bunnicula I'm jealous, causing me to become rude and grouchy but you became twice as that in the 2017 reboot 
Which somehow became more of a flop than SCOOB
Looks like this battle's something you can't cheat. But it still went out with a bang!
I guess you can say that Dastardly losing to Chester came back like a Boomerang 




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