money grandma (Feat. Weinersaurus) - GriffJIFF

Lyrics (may be slightly outdated):

Verse 1:
Yo, I'm headed to 5 Guys, it's the spot to be
Burgers, fries, shakes, it's all good, trust me
I step inside, the smell of beef fills the air
I can't wait to sink my teeth into that juicy rare

Chorus:
5 Guys, 5 Guys, it's the place to be
Burgers, fries, shakes, it's all you need
You know you want it, you know you gotta try
5 Guys, 5 Guys, it's the reason why

Verse 2:
I order up a cheeseburger, double patty of course
And a side of Cajun fries, they got that spicy force
The shake machine's calling my name, I can't resist
Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, which one's gonna make my list?

Chorus:
5 Guys, 5 Guys, it's the place to be
Burgers, fries, shakes, it's all you need
You know you want it, you know you gotta try
5 Guys, 5 Guys, it's the reason why

Verse 3:
I grab my tray, take a seat, and take a bite
The meat's so tender, the cheese so right
The fries are crispy, with a flavor that pops
And the shake's so creamy, it's the cherry on top

Chorus:
5 Guys, 5 Guys, it's the place to be
Burgers, fries, shakes, it's all you need
You know you want it, you know you gotta try
5 Guys, 5 Guys, it's the reason why

Outro:
So when you're feeling hungry, and you need a fix
5 Guys is the answer, it's the perfect mix
Burgers, fries, shakes, it's all good, it's true
5 Guys, 5 Guys, you know what to do.

5 Guys: The Burger Joint Anthem

Pickle Plight (EP Version)

The correct term

Old version:

Verse 1:
Yo, let me tell you 'bout something that's wack
Something that's been making my stomach feel attacked
It's those little chunks of chicken, yeah that's right
I'm talking 'bout the nuggets, they give me a fright

Chorus:
Chicken nuggets, what's the fuss?
They're greasy, they're processed, they're full of disgust
I don't care if they're shaped like a dinosaur
I'll take a pass, I don't want 'em no more

Verse 2:
They're advertised as golden and crispy
But when you bite into them, they're slimy and drippy
I don't understand the appeal
Eating them makes me feel like I need to kneel

Chorus:
Chicken nuggets, what's the fuss?
They're greasy, they're processed, they're full of disgust
I don't care if they're shaped like a dinosaur
I'll take a pass, I don't want 'em no more

Verse 3:
They're pumped with preservatives and additives galore
I can't believe people still want more
They're not even made with real chicken meat
It's a mystery what's really in those little treats

Chorus:
Chicken nuggets, what's the fuss?
They're greasy, they're processed, they're full of disgust
I don't care if they're shaped like a dinosaur
I'll take a pass, I don't want 'em no more

Verse 4:
So if you're thinking about ordering a box
Just remember, they're not worth the shocks
Your body deserves better, it deserves real food
Chicken nuggets, you're done, you're through

Chorus:
Chicken nuggets, what's the fuss?
They're greasy, they're processed, they're full of disgust
I don't care if they're shaped like a dinosaur
I'll take a pass, I don't want 'em no more

Outro:
Mic drop, I'm outta here
Chicken nuggets, you're something to fear
I'll stick to real chicken, cooked up fresh
That's the only kind I'll invest.

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About GriffJiff:
A fresh iconic revolutionary SoundCloud rapper, similar to Juice WRLD, Kanye West, and Riff Raff. Juice Wrld uses my tracks. I sniffed glue in the third grade. I’m going straight to Hollywood, Baby!

If you can’t tell, this is ironic and just a joke lol

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