Don't try and pigeon-hole me

Kev Flashlyte, Private Detective

This is the intro to something awesome... which isn't finished yet.

Originally by one of my all-time favourite recording artists, here is a shoddy and low-brow re-imagining of a complete classic. 
work in progress subject to change or deletion whenever the hell i want

LYRICS:
D  is for the things I'd do to you,
A  is for your sexy attitude,
M  is for many many
N  dings i would very
much like to share with you,
my dick really wants to kiss you.

Sex is what I've got to give to you,
sex, the awkward sweaty game for two.
Two in bed can do it,
pretty sure we'll both live through it
worth the risk for me and you 

Instrumental

je ne parle pas francais, ma chere,
mais j'ai écrit ce verset pour vous
pas seul, J'ai eu l'aide de google, 
et si vous pensez
que c'est amusant      
you'll love my British sense of humour

love, is not a word i like to use,
but, id like to make a lot, with you,
us, we can achieve it,
get in bed and never leave it

Damn, id love to be with you
Damn, id love to be with you
Damn, id love to be with you

WIP Nat King Cole l-o-v-e (D-A-M-N stupid remix)

A recording I have been sitting on for a while, time to brush off the cobwebs and give it a share
It was originally inspired by a news story about scientists agreeing that they were 95% percent sure global warming was real.

LYRICS:
Why go away for summer,
when the summer can come to you?
Make sure that the future is warm long after we're gone,
it's the least we can do.
Why go away for summer,
when the summer can come to you?
It's called Global Warming, just a one in twenty chance it isn't true.

It's no tricky mission, just raise our emissions, improve our conditions,
that's what we been wishing for, wishing for,
yeah we're wishing for a heat wave,
opposite of an ice age, every day is a nice day,
everyone do what I say, and leave your lights on all day, hey!

Yeah, it's good for the future generations,
save on heating bills, it's economically sensible


Let's Hear It for Global Warming

One of the prettier songs I have been working on this year, butchered and ruined by my sloppy piano playing and a shabby recording quality!
Have no fear, when I eventually release a fully produced and polished version of this song it will bear almost no resemblance to this...

Time To Move On (original - rough solo piano)

This is another one of my "one day covers", so the quality was limited by what I could achieve in a days work.  I enjoy working like this, because I find it stops me obsessing and is generally much more relaxing.
Anyway a classic tune by the SMB, originally brought to my attention when fatboy slim covered it back in the past.
If you haven't seen fatboy slim's vid for it check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqU11H9_Wqo

I refuse to apologise for how poor my timing is on the vocals, if it sounds out of time and messy you clearly don't appreciate jazz and syncopation   :|

The Joker (Steve Miller Band cover)

A cover of popular 90s hit "Stay Another Day" by East 17.

I would love to one day own a cleaning products company called "Stain-out" and this would be the jingle.

Staynow

A song dedicated to Asgardian warrior Sif.


Lyrics:
Oh yeah, oh that's some sugar,
that's some diet sugar for everyone,
that's some aspartame sweetners yeah,
glycemic index yeah bring it on back,
yeah, bring it home,
let me tell you a story:
My baby's gone away, yeah my baby is gone,
If you said she wasn't here you wouldn't be wrong,
she's gone away, back to Asgard,
she's gone away (yeah I said Asgard)
Lady Sif is the woman I miss, 
won't you come back to Earth and I will give you a kiss.
Girl comes from Asgard, where they live a thousand years,
She's crazy 'bout the thunder god and sad she can't be his
could have been third in line to Odin's throne, but oh no,
yeah you travelled the nine realms with the warriors three,
but won't you come back to Earth and make love to me
Oh yeah, some swordplay,
with your armour you weirdly remind me of Xena warrior princess, off channel 5 in the 90s,
Oh come back to Earth I'll show you what love is, oh.
Thanks to Natalie Portman you will never have a throne but we can stay up all sunday watching attack of the clones and being rude, yeah being super super super rude,
I've got nothing against Natalie Portman personally but if Lady Sif don't like her then I'd happily agree.
(Knock Knock Knock Knock)
What's that, is that someone at the door trying to get in? 
(Knock Knock Knock Knock)
Don't worry Sif I'll go get the door.
Hello?
Oh my god it's some sort of blue aliens from the darkest end of the nine realms!
Lady Sif wont you pick up[ your sword and your shield
and come and help me!
Oww, they've got some sort of alien artifact and they are using it to torture me!
but luckily Lady Sif is in the kitchen and she's just coming through (as soon as she's finished brewing the kettle, because otherwise the tea will spoil)
She's not worried, she's definitely gonna save me!
That's right, right, you're definitely gonna save me? 
Are you?  Is she coming to save me?
I start to lose hope that she's ever gonna save me.
(maybe she's just checking if Thor is single, well he's not single.  I checked his facebook status yesterday.)
Oh my baby's gone away, yeah my baby is gone,
and if you said she was from Asgard then you wouldn't be wrong,
she's from space!
Her name is Lady Sif and she is from space.  Yeah Yeah.
I want to ask for her hand and marry her.

The Lady Sif Shuffle

Just my cover of an awesome synth solo from Someone Else's Ride by Ghosthustler.
Ghosthustler have some awesome music somewhere out there but it can be pretty hard to find.
There's an (unofficial?) link to the original track included, so definitely check them out.

Ghosthustler -  Someone Elses Ride (clip, cover)

I'd forgotten that Lily Allen already wrote a song called Fuck you very much"

the next song on this frankly amazing album to inspire me to completely rip it off.
i was pretty pleased with how close to the sound of the track i managed to get.

Gronner

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