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Mama Cita HOT Mastered

Once upon a time, there was a Grumpy Horse born in a Manchester stable. He worked hard all his life. The work was boring and uninspiring but the horse carried on with his duty even though it left him a very Grumpy Horse. One day the horse heard the farmer saying that the horse was too old and too grumpy for the boring and uninspiring work and that he planned to kill the horse and replace him. The Grumpy Horse kicked the farmer in the head, showing a passion for life and an agility not seen since his younger years, then bolted over the fence to freedom. He galloped and galloped till he could gallop no more and with heaving lungs found himself in a strange place of concrete and steel. Feeling lost and alone the horse wandered the streets till he heard a muffled rhythmical thud thud thud. Following the sound the horse made his way inside the building and as he did the muffled thuds became clearer and laser lights blinded his eyes. Suddenly he realised he was no longer alone but surrounded by hundreds of humans partying and listening the most amazing music. "What is this place?" he asked with his heart and ears open wide, "This is The WareHouse!" the humans replied, smiling ear to ear. The Grumpy Horse began to dance and bray happily, never had he feel like he belonged, never had he felt such joy and ecstasy! The Grumpy Horse knew there and then what he must do, he must make House music, he must make the humans dance, he must be free! Join the Grumpy Horse and let's dance, happily ever after!

Grumpy Horse

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