**i’m not a whore ! this song is for sh*ts & giggles**

VANITY:
Try and give me something I can croon to, catch my drift? Drift- drift- catch my drift?

SEBASTIAN PEARL:
I just wanna get high and suck some dick
I got a job, I’m in school, but I still don’t give a shit
Gonna hit the nic and then hit the Stizzy
Hit up some dude and then hop on his glizzy
Every damn morning I just gotta check the mail
I got grown men sending me money from jail
Everyone in the county knows the pussy’s on sale
I gotta keep it fresh, never let it go stale

Now what the fuck are you doin with him?
You should come over ‘cause I need to get rimmed
If you like hairy, you’re in luck ‘cause I do not trim
And I watch my figure so I’m lookin slim

They call me Pearl for a reason
I wanna wear em every day and each season
I’m natural, ya bitch, no poppers, no pill
You only last one round? I’ll triple the bill

You’re all up on my pages, are ya spyin’ on me?
I see how you lock your eyes in on me
Boy, fuck using your imagination
Let’s do it right now, just send me ya location

I know you got a girlfriend for your bed
But you always complain about her teethy head
Let a real live nasty boy do it instead
I’m promisin something that ya won’t regret

TONIGHT I’M FEELIN LIKE VANITY
WITH A NASTY GIRL MENTALITY
I’M A PRETTY MESS I WANT TO UNDRESS
I NEED SOME CHRISTIANITY

TONIGHT YOU SAW ME IN YOUR PLAYBOYS
IF YOU WANNA PLAY BOY THEN I’M YOUR TOY
FUCK THE NEIGHBORS LET’S MAKE SOME NOISE
DO YOU THINK I’M A NASTY BOY?

Yes we could fuck around in Vegas
I hope you brought a camera, now make me famous
You could ask my exes, I ain’t got no chill
I’ve got a penchant for expensive thrills

My old sugar dad he was boring as shit
I was all up in his dough, bitch, rollin in it
But he couldn’t even fuck, so I had to dip
How you gonna rent me and not lift the dick?

So I hit up his neighbor, some sexy banker
I thought I brought gas, but his was danker
He puts me down, he takes me outta town
I’m gold diggin my ass into that bank account

I was made in God’s image, I got good looks
WhatsYourPrice.com bitch I’m fully booked
Got your man hella spendin, he’s fuckin hooked
It’s like a high for him when his dick meets my puss

TONIGHT I’M FEELIN LIKE VANITY
WITH A NASTY GIRL MENTALITY
I’M A PRETTY MESS I WANT TO UNDRESS
I NEED SOME CHRISTIANITY

TONIGHT YOU SAW ME IN YOUR PLAYBOYS
IF YOU WANNA PLAY BOY THEN I’M YOUR TOY
FUCK THE NEIGHBORS LET’S MAKE SOME NOISE
DO YOU THINK I’M A NASTY BOY?

VANITY:
Try and give me something I can croon to, catch my drift?

DENISE MATTHEWS:
And when I say it, I say it with authority in God because I believe it. You’re only gonna say now what you believe. Amen? Ok, when I was in love with Prince, I’m like yea I was in love with the boy. Now I’m not in love with the boy. I’m not in love. I’ve found the Prince of Peace! I’ve found my Prince. I’ve found my God. I’ve found my Lord. I’ve found the one that loves my soul! 

TONIGHT I’M FEELIN LIKE VANITY
WITH A NASTY GIRL MENTALITY
I’M A PRETTY MESS I WANT TO UNDRESS
I NEED SOME CHRISTIANITY

TONIGHT YOU SAW ME IN YOUR PLAYBOYS
IF YOU WANNA PLAY BOY THEN I’M YOUR TOY
FUCK THE NEIGHBORS LET’S MAKE SOME NOISE
DO YOU THINK I’M A NASTY BOY?

VANITY:
(Vocalizations)
I guess you’ll be the only one having fun
I guess you’ll be the only one having fun


SAMPLES USED: 
•”NASTY GIRL” BY VANITY 6 (WRITTEN BY PRINCE)
•JUNE 2013 SERMON OF EVANGELIST DENISE MATTHEWS (formerly known as VANITY)
•GRINDR NOTIFICATION SOUND (;

Nasty Boy

I see Heaven every time the sun shines on Fresno
It looks so magical when God is givin us a show
How we got here, who made us, I don’t really care
I take my sweet time like the tortoise taught the hare

Some people rush life for the promise after death
Some people start taking for granted every breath
Some people fall off and never reappear
 But I’m not one of them, I don’t live in fear

I love my life, what a great day it is to be me
I love my dogs, they always seem so happy to see me
So who the hell am I to tell someone how to live?
When our days above ground are all gifts that give? 

And the seasons come and go for moments in time 
You celebrate them then so the memories are fine
Rainbows after rain will repel the pain
If you’re living too fast, then take the slow lane

And heartbreak never fails to teach me about love
I’m told that disappointment is protection from Above
So I don’t really mind letting go of the chaos
It’s fun and entertaining ‘til ya realize the brainwash

The angel on my shoulder’s been saying to me
That someone in my life has been praying for me
 I believe it when I see now I’m not easily flattered 
I believe it when I value the things that matter

And religion is a way to make yourself feel okay
Treat people right, tell ‘em “Have a nice day”
So simple to do but many people are so torn
It’s something I’ve been doing ever since I was born

I reject the dogma, doctrines and confusion
My mind is a temple, please don’t intrude it
There’s never gonna be one answer for it all
I’ll just pick up the phone whenever life calls

—

 Instrumental samples: “Heaven or Las Vegas” by Cocteau Twins, “Way In” by Cerrone, coastal birds

 Lyrics: Sebastian Pearl 

Photo credit: Lucky 45 Ranch (Squaw Valley, CA)

 Song is dedicated to Lady (2010-2023) - Resting In Peace On the Rainbow Bridge

I'm a Religion

[Instrumental]

Cover art: Scene from THX-1138 (1971 film)

The Masses

BARBARA, PLEASE-

I DON’T ASK MUCH OF YOU, GIRL.
WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE ME THE RESPECT THAT I’M ENTITLED TO?
WHY CAN’T YOU TREAT ME LIKE I WOULD BE TREATED BY ANY STRANGER ON THE STREET?

BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FANS!

YOU NEVER LOVED ME
YOU HAVE TAKEN AND TAKEN AND TAKEN
YOU HATE ME
YOU NEVER LOVED ME
NEVER NEVER
YOU’VE ALWAYS TAKEN AND TAKEN
YOU NEVER WANTED TO BE MY DAUGHTER
YOU’VE ALWAYS HATED EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
AND YOU HAVE NEVER LOVED ME

BECAUSE I WANTED A CHILD
BECAUSE I WANTED SOMEONE TO LOVE

Samples:
-Mommie Dearest (1981 film)
-"Taurus – The Voluptuary" by (from the 1967 album The Zodiac: Cosmic Sounds)

The Longest March

HAVE YOU EVER MET HER?

NO

OH, YOU'D BE BREATHLESS...

REALLY?

AW, YOU COULDN'T STAND IT.
SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL...

YES...

SHE'S SO WONDERFUL...

Samples: Joan Crawford interview with Philip Jenkinson (1966), "Easier to Love" by Sister Sledge (1979).

Pictured: Cover art of The Secrets of the Devil's Cave by Jennifer Hale (1973), Gloria Swanson as Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard (1950), nude Joan Crawford (1923), Henry Paget, 5th Marquess of Anglesey (c. 1900)

horny is forever

Baby Jane Hudson

don’t take life so seriously, folks 💋💋💋 and always play your music loud

gsj777pearl

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