There’s nothing like a day when nothing goes right 
And the thoughts keep you up in the middle of the night 
And the dog on the corner, barks so loud 
And your daddy goes insane from hearing that sound 
And your momma's cookin’ eggs that smell so bad 
Man it’s a day like this that just makes you mad 

It’s a day like this, just a day like this 
Well it’s a day like this, just a day like this 
Sometimes we all just (all just) smell like piss 
Well it’s a day like this, just a day like this 

[Attention students: It's a day like this] 

There’s nothing like a day when nothing seems right 
And you and your cat get in a huge fight 
And you woke up too early for school again 
And kids on the bus are real shit heads 
And the cute girls don’t even notice you 
And you trip and fall on your untied shoe 

There's nothing like a day when nothing feels right 
And the string goes snap on your brand new kite 
And you go to your room, and its full of wasps 
And your very favorite socks are totally lost 
And your lunch sucks nuts, and you crawl in a ball 
And you can't go to sleep 'cause your dad didn't call

A Day Like This

Makin’ love to you is so easy and fun 
I can do it, I’m the best, I’m the number one 
I can make your body sweat with the touch of my thumb 
I can make your legs shake to the beat of my drum 

Climb into my car, let’s go for a drive 
It’s a really nice car, got my hands on your thighs 
And we’re going so fast that I can’t see the road 
But that’s really okay, got your lips on my own 

We’re the Renaissance Men 
And we’re here to say we like to sing songs in a very big way 
Playin' lots of tunes and we're playing 'em right 
Gonna keep you dancing all through the night 

Come on take a dive, take a dip in my pool 
Yeah we gotta keep it hot, but we gotta stay cool 

Makin’ lots of moves and I’m making em’ right 
Girl you claw me up when I turn out the light 

We're the honky-tonk gang and we're from down south 
We like to eat grits, we eat 'em with our mouth 
You're a pretty girl, you're a Georgia Peach 
We should settle down, I can massage your feet 

We're the very best boys 
And we’re makin’ love to you 
Got you climbin’ up the walls, and we know you like it too 
You’re a hot momma, and we’re really into you 
We’re the very best boys 
And we bid you adieu

Renaissance Men

I tried to clean your crumbs today 
But it looks as if your crumbs are here to stay 

All of your crumbs 
All of your crumbs 
All of your crumbs

All Of Your Crumbs

Is there something that you'd like to know? 
I tell you science is the way to go 
Set up a control and figure it out 
You'll learn what the world's all about 

What's in the ocean and why do I get sick? 
Science can tell you how you exist 
A bunsen burner and a beaker or two 
To understand science, that's what we all must do 

Science experiment 
Science experiment 
Science experiment 
Science experiment 
Science experiment 
Science experiment 
Science experiment 
Science experiment 

Some foods are poison but some foods are sweet 
Learning and science can be really neat 
Some bugs are living and some bugs are dead 
Knowledge is power, it can go to your head

Science Experiment

I looked in the mirror today and I think my hair is going away 
No it never ever, ever, ever went grey, it just got burnt on a sunny day 
Yeah, I tried all the creams, and I tried to get lice 
Not having hair is not very nice 
Tried to get a job, but they said "No! First you have to grow some hair bro." 

I cry myself to sleep, thinking "why did this happen to me?" 
Now my hair's all gone, as you can see, now I'm no longer me 

All my hair is gone, all my hair is gone 
No it didn't seem to take very long 
You know it all fell out, there's no reason to pout 
But now my hair is gone, all my hair is gone 

I saw Trevor in his sleep, and I didn't make a peep 
but I saw his bald head, and when he woke up, here's what he said, 
"Sometimes life can change in a day, and all you get is pain and dismay from a look in the mirror, and you wish and you pray for a brand new toupee." 
Well, Trevor is bald and there's no going back. 
When you're young and bald, your life's off track. 

At night I dream of what it's like to have a head full of hair, it feels so right 
Not this scalp on my head that's so cold 
Skin isn't feel good, it - it - oh. 

It's gone all my hair is gone, all my hair is gone 
No it didn't seem to take very long 
You know it all fell out, there's no reason to pout 
But now my hair is gone, all my hair is gone 

All my hair is gone, oh it's gone 
It's gone, gone away, won't come back on a sunny day 
I don't know what to do, but my hair is gone, and I blame you 

Tonight I won't cry, tonight I won't sleep 
I'm gonna get my hair back, I'm gonna shave off a sheep 
I'll put it on my head, that's all I can do 
Well, all my hair is gone, and I blame you

All My Hair Is Gone

Long nights and lonely sheets 
I feel the sweat dripping off of my feet 
Why’d you leave? Why’d you have to go? 
I have to ask because I don’t know 

I don't know what, and I don't know why 
I don't know what, and I don't know why 
I don't know what, and I don't know why 
I don't know what, and I don't know why 
I don't know what happened, I don't know what happened 

So long ago you made a vow 
That you’d never leave me somehow 
Well now you’re gone and it hurts so much 
It feels as if I’m walking with a crutch 

I close my eyes and my mom shuts the door 
Just be quiet I need to cry some more 
This weight on my heart keeps bogging me down 
I have no idea where you are now 

Come back to me! I need you to set me free! 
I might be, a diamond in the rough! But you always said that’s enough!

I Don't Know What Happened

The Renaissance Men and we're here to stay 
The Renaissance Men, we're not going away 
Renaissance Men living on our own 
and I don't want to cry no more 

The Renaissance Men living in a sewer 
The Renaissance Men living on a skewer 
The Renaissance Men living in the yard 
and I don't want to hurt no more 

Bless me tender, bless me sweet 
Take me in and rub my feet 
I love you more than life itself 
and I don't want that pain no more 

Where were you when the bombs fell down? 
The bombs were so big 
Everyone, everywhere knew what they did 
They lit the fuse, what's the use? 
Get out of town 
They flipped the switch, they had an itch 
to blow the bombs down 

Well, Obama's got his finger in the cookie jar 
No matter where you are, stand where you are 
You know you are the best, yeah, yes you are 
It's got a top speed of twenty- far 
It's called a car, and we're driving real far 

If you put on your breaks - you stop America yeah 
Please excuse me if I ever say too much 

Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Zero. 

My god, what have we done to ourselves? 
My dad, he has constructed this hell 
We are trapped like rats in a mouse-trap 
And my gods, they all ran away

Where Were You?

Amino Acid Inquiry

The latest in the Thumbnuts pantheon.

"If you need a friend, I can be your friend
If you need a pal, I can be your pal
If you need the weed, I can bring the weed
If you need me, then I'll be me

If you wanna dance then, hey, just dance
If you wanna relax then, hey, relax
Let's all go to the beach today, let's all have a good-time party

Alright, okay
Alright, okay, alright, okay, alright, okay-oh"

Hold The Phone

I'm gonna be late for Latemas,
Oh man, I know you always hate this,
The bells ring, ding-dong, 
hang the stockings up, but not for long
I forgot to send my cards this year, maybe I'll do it next year
I came in the room, and the ball dropped down,
like five minutes ago
Then my dad came in the room, with nothing to say
Lights and garland all around, and I'm climbing up and down
a god-damn ladder, now I'm fallin' down 
and then my dad tells me that the wreath (I saw the ball drop) has got to go
Dad, (On Tivo) this I know
Take a look at me son
It's a bad time for a seasonal song, 
'cause nobody cares anymore
I'm gonna be, don't wanna be,
I'm gonna be late for Latemas

(I'm Gonna Be) Late For Latemas

Highwayman - The Highwheymen

Simply having a wonderful holiday

Sitting around this tree, all year
Sipping the eggnog, I fear
What's inside these presents is not so clear
Santa was here

When wrapping the presents, I shed one tear
Yes, the stockings are stuffed for you, my dear
Kris Kringle is here!

I like it when we open presents

Simply having a wonderful holiday

Do you see what I see?
and a yo-ho-ho

Wonderful Holiday

Just once a year I come out from the frozen, snowed-in garage
Pulled out against my will by a reindeer entourage

Sinking down from all the weight, I don't feel a thing
Loaded up with all the gifts that I am forced to bring

From what I've heard I'm a sturdy sleigh, I've been used for years
Though I must say I'm afraid of heights, they're the biggest of my fears

Yo-ho-ho! The sleigh won't go! We're in town tonight!
Up in the sky! A bird! A plane!
No, no, no! It's simply Santa's sleigh!

Even though I never sleep, the night I dread is here
Bracing for the worst night of my life, yes it happens once a year

As the night drags on I fly around this god-forsaken world
And all it's for is a trail of gifts to be instantly unfurled

Once A Year

It's the newest episode of The Thumbnuts Showe, & this year's episode is all about Christmas.

Gus Péwé