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Journal Entry 1

COVER BY @biggart_ on twitter

ONE WEEKEND, 26 SONGS, 34 ARTISTS, ONE ALBUM

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egooooed (Mirror) - zayok

what u want (ki2k)

lines prod anticon

Most Of It

pancake k nigga

Waffles are superior to pancakes for a multitude of reasons, starting with their crispy, golden exterior that pancakes can only dream of achieving. When you bite into a waffle, that crunchiness is like a symphony in your mouth, while pancakes often end up soggy and limp, like a sad excuse for breakfast. And don't get me started on the versatility of waffle toppings. You can load up a waffle with syrup, berries, whipped cream, or even fried chicken, creating a flavor explosion that pancakes can't match without turning into a sticky mess. Plus, waffles have those perfect little pockets that hold onto toppings like they're precious cargo, ensuring each bite is a flavor-packed journey.

Let's talk texture, shall we? Waffles have a texture that pancakes can't replicate—light and fluffy on the inside, with just the right amount of crispiness on the outside. It's like biting into a cloud that's been kissed by the sun. Pancakes, on the other hand, often end up dense and doughy, lacking the airy perfection that waffles effortlessly achieve. And the shape! Waffles come in those beautiful, symmetrical squares or circles, while pancakes are just shapeless blobs that can't hold a candle to the aesthetic appeal of a well-made waffle.

When it comes to making waffles, the equipment might seem intimidating at first, but once you get the hang of it, you're in for a treat every damn time. The ritual of pouring batter into the waffle iron and waiting for that magical moment when it's perfectly cooked—there's nothing like it. Pancakes, on the other hand, require flipping and often lead to uneven cooking or, God forbid, burnt edges. Ain't nobody got time for that kind of breakfast disappointment.

Let's not forget the cultural significance of waffles. They're celebrated in breakfast joints and diners worldwide, with variations like Belgian waffles, Liege waffles, or even savory options like cornbread waffles. Pancakes? They're just there, taking up space on the menu without bringing anything new to the table. Waffles, on the other hand, have inspired entire festivals dedicated to their crispy goodness. Ever heard of a pancake festival? Yeah, me neither.

And what about the name? "Waffle" sounds bold and confident, like it knows it's the superior breakfast choice. "Pancake," on the other hand, sounds like something you'd slap together in a hurry when you're out of better options. It's weak, uninspired—a pale imitation of the majesty that is a waffle.

In conclusion, waffles reign supreme over pancakes in every conceivable way. From their superior texture and crispy exterior to their endless topping possibilities and cultural significance, waffles stand tall as the breakfast champion. So, the next time you're debating between waffles and pancakes, remember: choose waffles, because life's too short for mediocre breakfasts.

Pancake K On Bro prod lil ellie and big zjay the waffle man

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