Introspection 
was never really meant to 
Find another way 
in a haze 
to sedate you 
when a gentlemanly touch is a means to an end 
to pretend to contend 

It's every day 
the same thing 
a face to preface 
uploading, downloading 
To scream "I'm here!" to a world that's indifferent 
inbred, in turn in feigned interest 

A force to find 
time to redefine 
lines 
a telling retelling 
for the sake of the preferred ending 
preferred to the part in which it's 
Ending, ending when every things gone away 

It's sort of deep 
sort of not 
Entertainments not 
what we sought 
You reap what you sow 
what you wrote 
what you thought 
until duality's all that left to be taught

Arath

I thought this world was just more of the same, 
just another step on this quest to attain 
Eternal lives 
With you by my side 

Your unattainability was so enticing 
Unparalleled in your allure 
I held you on a pedestal 
You made me feel whole 

But we could only go so far together 
I thought we'd see it through to the end 
But we could only go so far together 
And now all I have is this requiem 
You left me all alone in the cruellest of places 
After such a short time 
I don't think I face this 
all alone 
I have to end this myself 

with you I rose above 
And with you saw it all 
With you I knew true power 
so why couldn't I keep you, 
Goomba shoe? 

But we could only go so far together 
I thought we'd see it through to the end 
But we could only go so far together 
And now all I have is this requiem 
For you, goomba shoe

Shoeicide

Just Another Ten Track Album

You play as a strong female lead 
That's what nintendo proposed 
Except her gender's indeterminable 
until she takes off her clothes 
Appealing to horny kids, 
Now what do you suppose 
that says about a company trying to promote 
progressive gender roles? 

You see, you're given an incentive 
For beating the game fast 
And I'll admit it was inventive 
if kind of crass 
If you had the skills, and were sufficiently badass 
You were rewarded with an image of Samus bikini-clad 

So you practice a bunch 
it becomes a choreographed dance 
Your anticipation builds 
as you unwaveringly advance 
The enemies won't know what hit them 
'cause you're winning every scuffle 
As you perform those practiced moves 
Known as the zebes shuffle! 

Jump! Shoot! Tuck and roll! 
Gotta go fast to see Samus disrobed 
What's wrong with you? 
Are you twelve you years old? 
Come on, kid, have better goals 

Charge shot! Don't get lost 
You'll reach the end 
at any cost 
Take damage 
Just shake it off 
Gotta move 
No time to stop

Zebes Shuffle

A collaborative between Hätz and Rock On Alfred. We started writing this, like, two years ago and then we were lazy in actually getting it done. But it's still fresh as fuck for your listening enjoyment. 

The cops are corrupt and the city's run down
Who's there to save us when the heroes left town? 
Its Axl and Blaze, and some neat black dude
Cleaning up the streets in a third person view
Pipes are mandatory to break those urban dicks
Or slight invincibility with flying roundhouse kicks 
The mission begins after the city-wide theft
all who oppose will taste my left right left!

Our fists will fly!
We'll go to war!
We'll beat those mother fuckers to the floor!
This is nothing new!
We've been here before!
Rain pain again until there's no one left
And end it with a Left Right Left!

Powerful entities omitting pertinent entries
Passing the power onto a legislative assembly
Of Crime
And violence
A Force left corrupt in a devastating environment
One good cop remains to help our campaign
providing support and guarding our flanks
Risking our lives until salvation arrives
Fighting bad dudes with only fists at our sides
Waves upon waves want to grapple with us
Blades upon blades are no match for our touch
Release your henchmen
It's never enough
Take out five guys
We're so fucking tough
Delivering a blow to crime syndicated
Corruption and perversion all amalgamated
So you're saying you think you can take on the best?
I'll give you a taste of my left right left!

Our fists will fly!
We'll go to war!
We'll beat those mother fuckers to the floor!
This is nothing new!
We've been here before!
Rain pain again until there's no one left
And end it with a Left Right Left!

Hätz Off, Alfred - Left-Right-Left

The song that started it all.

Don't hold yourself like that 
You'll hurt your knees 
I kissed your mouth, your back 
that's all I need 
Don't build your world around volcanoes melt you down 

What I am to you is not real 
What I am to you you do not need 
What I am to you is not what you mean to me 
You give me miles and miles of mountains 
And I'll ask 

Don't throw yourself like that 
In front of me 
I kissed your mouth your back 
Is that all you need? 
Don't drag my love around volcanoes melt you down 

What I am to you is not real 
What I am to you you do not need 
What I am to you you give me M͎̳͖̪̜͐̇̆̐̎̚ͅļ̨̱̠͈͉̅͂͌͆̃͗'̻̣̬͎͔̝͗́̈́̿̕͘x̲̗̰̹̮̬̐̀̑́͘͠y̲͔̦͈̭̦̎͛̂̑̽͛d̡̰̼͙̮̪̐͑̇̾͌͝l̨̗̗̻̖̔͗͑͆͌̚͜'̢̬̰̝͈̟̈́͑̏͐̿͒ȩ̡̣̫̻̉̏́̓͒͊͜h̢͉̘͙̲͊͆̆͋͜͠͝ 
You give me miles and miles of mountains 
And I'll ask for 
what I give to you 
Is just what I'm going through 
This is nothing new 
No no just another phase of finding what I really need 
Is what makes me bleed 
And like a new disease she's still too young 

What I am to you is not real 
What I am to you you do not need 
What I am to you is not what you mean to me 
You give me miles and miles of mountains 
And I'll ask 

Volcanoes melt you down 
She's still too young 
I kissed your mouth

Volcanoes

Ten Gallon Hätz

In Orbit

A piano arrangement of the lead line from Fucking Bass.

Bass-ic Piano

Richie Rich Rich was a little fuckin’ bitch 
Spread the world’s first virus on a floppy disk 
When you played games on an Apple 2 
The Cloner would appear and laugh at you 

Elk Cloner 

Nowadays he’s a CEO 
Ripping off Google with his own Blekko 
Keeping real in San Fran Bay 
While a trojan horse put my Dell in a grave 

Elk Cloner 

It will get on all your disks It will infiltrate your chips Yes, it's Cloner! 
It will stick to you like glue It will modify RAM too 
Send in the Cloner!

Hätz

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