Lads. Ever groped a girl on the dancefloor then pretended it wasn't you? Well, this one's aimed at you, cretin. 

Warning. VERY FUCKING SWEARY

Don't Fucking Touch Me on the Dancefloor

You know when you get butterflies before a big night out? This track encapsulates the perfect Friday night out clubbing. 

Anyway, this track is a demo, and the first time I ever sang, so please forgive the slightly ropy vocals.

Butterflies

This track is a true story about a guy who dicked me around. His loss. 
Once again, it's rude, so don't play it to yer ma.

Day Heartbreak

I See Boys (cheeky rip off of I See Girls)

Sadly, unfinished, but possibly my favourite. It's a song all about my ego.

Play With Us.

A soothing song to caress your ears as you vomit up your shoes on a weeknight

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Lads. Ever groped a girl on the dancefloor then pretended it wasn't you? Well, this one's aimed at you, cretin.

Warning. VERY FUCKING SWEARY

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