listen.
i like the funny puppets they make me happy <:]

It’s The Muppets (& Puppets) Tourney Rep Playlist: Starring Big Suit Kermit the Frog!

.
.
.
.
.
The Static has gone dark. A frog, terrorist, and pair of athletes wait with bated breath, gathered near each other but too wary to speak. From deep in the darkness echoes groans, and creaks, signs of distress and unease. Everything is still - until familiar shifts and quakes wrack the ground. Slow waves ripple through the flooring, nearly throwing the gathered contestants off balance. Swirls grow rapid, a whirlpool pattern surrounding the footholds of each figure. In an instant, the Static's ground gives way, under the feet of...

... The Summer Stunters.

Big Suit Kermit and Door Stuck remain, as the Static settles once again to stillness. Gentle, resounding clanks and ringing fill the air.

Thank you to audience member @theguys-spicy-soundclown for contributing the combined victory theme.

Buildup Sourcelist:
The Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star
ABBA - Dancing Queen
ABBA - Take A Chance On Me :(
Justin Timberlake ft. Jay Z - Suit & Tie
Silento - Watch Me 
Aaron Carter - How I Beat Shaq 
Hail Mary Mallon - Breakdance Beach
Britney Spears - Oops!... I Did It Again
Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell Williams - Drop It Like It's Hot
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun 
Lana Del Ray - Summertime Sadness
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime

[ROUND ONE] RESULTS

It's SquareMash, with our very special guest star- Kermit the Frog! Donning the comically large suit of David Byrne, this host is here for a once-in-a-lifetime showdown.

- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography. ( Talking Heads discography, Devo, Petshop Boys, Men at Work, etc.) / ( Who, Strange Overtones, Everybody’s Coming To My House, etc.)
- Songs from media surrounding puppets. (Any Jim Henson project, Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Mr. Oizo’s discography, etc.)
- Songs related to clothing or frogs. (Gucci Gang, Sweater Weather, Suit & Tie, etc.) / (Prince Fleaswallow’s Rap, Princess and the Frog OST, etc.)

Sourcelist:
Billy Idol - Eyes Without A Face (New Wave)
Talking Heads - Burning Down The House (Talking Heads)
Wham! - Careless Whisper (New Wave)
The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk - Starboy (Offsource)
A-ha - Take On Me (New Wave)
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Talking Heads)

Boy Without A Face

[ PLEASE NOTE THAT BIBLETHUMP IS A BOSS, AND YOU HAVE NO VOTE OR SAY IN THE MATTER. ]

The cathedral spawning from the spiraling floor can barely support itself. Sturdy pillars creak and crumble, leaks of static bleeding through the fading brick floor. Blinding beams of light shine from above, notes of an unseen choir ringing out. 

BSK: "In all my years of showbiz, I've never seen a show go this off the rails!"
DS: "NO MORE PRETENDING. BAN THIS SQUEAKER."

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
Bible Thump's Sources:
- Songs from/related to Roguelike, Dungeon Crawler, and Edmund McMillen games.
- Songs related to religion and religious concepts.
- Songs about rings, tears, and eyes/vision.

Big Suit Kermit's Sources:
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography. 
- Songs from media surrounding puppets. 
- Songs related to clothing or frogs.

Door Stuck's Sources:
-Songs from/related to first or third person shooters.
-Songs by/featuring Snoop Dogg or Pharrell Williams.
-Songs about being stuck/trapped.

Sourcelist:
Lil Nas X - MONTERO (BT - Religion, DS - Stuck)
Billie Eilish - All The Good Girls Go To Hell (BT - Religion)
New Order - Blue Monday (BSK - New Wave)
Half-Life OST - Hazardous Environments (DS - Shooters)
Twenty One Pilots - Heathens (BT - Religion)
David Byrne - Dance On Vaseline (BSK - Byrne, BT - Religion)
Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell - Blurred Lines (DS - Pharrell)
Portugal. The Man - Feel It Still (DS - Stuck)
Half-Life 2 OST - CP Violation (DS - Shooters)
Pharrell Williams - Despicable Me (DS - Pharrell)
The Muppet Movie - Movin' Right Along (MSK - Muppets)
KYLE ft. Lil Yachty - iSpy (BT - Vision/Eyes)
Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice (DS - Snoop)
Dan Bull & boyinaband - COUNTER STRIKE RAP (DS- Shooters)
GTA: San Andreas OST - Theme/Mission Complete (DS - Shooters)
Kesha - Praying (BT - Religion)
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime (BSK - Talking Heads)
Crypt Of The Necrodancer OST - Disco Descent (BT - Dungeon Crawlers)
Death Grips - Lord Of The Game (BT - Religion)
Billie Eilish - my strange addiction (DS - Stuck)
Counter-Strike SFX/VFX (DS - Shooters)

[ VS BT 1] we're all going to hell

[ PLEASE NOTE THAT BIBLETHUMP IS A BOSS, AND YOU HAVE NO VOTE OR SAY IN THE MATTER. ]

The solid constructs are dwindling, noise eating away at itself until its feeble supports falter. One lucky shot rings through the darkness.
You feel watched.

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
Bible Thump's Sources:
- Songs from/related to Roguelike, Dungeon Crawler, and Edmund McMillen games.
- Songs related to religion and religious concepts.
- Songs about rings, tears, and eyes/vision.

Big Suit Kermit's Sources:
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography.
- Songs from media surrounding puppets.
- Songs related to clothing or frogs.

Door Stuck's Sources:
-Songs from/related to first or third person shooters.
-Songs by/featuring Snoop Dogg or Pharrell Williams.
-Songs about being stuck/trapped.

Sourcelist:
Binding of Isaac: Rebirth - Intro (BT - Isaac)
Binding of Isaac: Rebirth: Excelsior Mod OST - Six Feet Under (BT - Isaac)
Billie Eilish - All the Good Girls Go to Hell (BT - Religion)
Ridiculon - Genesis Retake Light (BT - Isaac)
OK GO - The Muppet Show Theme (BSK - Muppets)
Spandau Ballet - True (BSK - New Wave, BT - Religion, Tears)
Half Life 2 OST - Hazardous Environments (DS - Shooters)
Snoop Dogg - Gin and Juice (DS - Snoop)
Balatro OST - Music1 (BT - Roguelikes)
Balatro OST - Music2 (BT - Roguelikes)
Ariana Grande - God is a Woman (BT - Religion)
Nuclear Throne OST - Gun God (BT - Roguelikes, Religion)
Lil Uzi Vert - XO T0ur Lif3 (DS - Stuck)
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (BSK - Talking Heads)
Kanye West - Jesus Walks (BT - Religion)
Talking Heads - She's Mad (BSK - Talking Heads)
Binding of Isaac: Rebirth - Dogma SFX
CS:S - AWP SFX

[ VS BT 2 ] you're going down with me

The tape is in- come watch the show.

A mashup tournament inspired by Mashup Week and the Repaeint. Stay tuned.
https://discord.gg/Cq6sQ6s

Coming Soon On VHS

It's SquareMash, with our very special guest star- Kermit the Frog! Donning the comically large suit of David Byrne, this host is here for a once-in-a-lifetime showdown. 
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography. ( Talking Heads discography, Devo, Petshop Boys, Men at Work, etc.) / ( Who, Strange Overtones, Everybody’s Coming To My House, etc.)
- Songs from media surrounding puppets. (Any Jim Henson project, Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Mr. Oizo’s discography, etc.)
- Songs related to clothing or frogs. (Gucci Gang, Sweater Weather, Suit & Tie, etc.) / (Prince Fleaswallow’s Rap, Princess and the Frog OST, etc.)

Sources:
DEVO - Whip It (New Wave)
Talking Heads - Burning Down The House (New Wave)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (Puppets)
Justin Timberlake ft. JAY Z - Suit & Tie (Clothing)
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (New Wave)
Oingo Boingo - Weird Science (New Wave)
(Dialogue from the Muppet Show & Space Ghost Coast to Coast)

03 - Big Suit Kermit Introduction

Contributed by audience member ANONYMOUS .
It's SquareMash, with our very special guest star- Kermit the Frog! Donning the comically large suit of David Byrne, this host is here for a once-in-a-lifetime showdown. 
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography. ( Talking Heads discography, Devo, Petshop Boys, Men at Work, etc.) / ( Who, Strange Overtones, Everybody’s Coming To My House, etc.)
- Songs from media surrounding puppets. (Any Jim Henson project, Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Mr. Oizo’s discography, etc.)
- Songs related to clothing or frogs. (Gucci Gang, Sweater Weather, Suit & Tie, etc.) / (Prince Fleaswallow’s Rap, Princess and the Frog OST, etc.)
Sources: 
Mr Oizo - Jo (Puppets)
Mr Oizo - Cut Dick (Puppets)
Mr Oizo ft. Skrillex - End of the World (Puppets)
Justin Timberlake ft. Jay Z - Suit and Tie (Clothes)

Suit & Jo

It's SquareMash, with our very special guest star- Kermit the Frog! Donning the comically large suit of David Byrne, this host is here for a once-in-a-lifetime showdown. 

- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography. ( Talking Heads discography, Devo, Petshop Boys, Men at Work, etc.) / ( Who, Strange Overtones, Everybody’s Coming To My House, etc.)
- Songs from media surrounding puppets. (Any Jim Henson project, Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Mr. Oizo’s discography, etc.)
- Songs related to clothing or frogs. (Gucci Gang, Sweater Weather, Suit & Tie, etc.) / (Prince Fleaswallow’s Rap, Princess and the Frog OST, etc.)
Sourcelist:
Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough (New Wave)
Lizzo - Truth Hurts (Semi-Source)
Justin Timberlake - SexyBack (Semi-Source)
👁️

Queen Mode

It's SquareMash, with our very special guest star- Kermit the Frog! Donning the comically large suit of David Byrne, this host is here for a once-in-a-lifetime showdown. 
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography. ( Talking Heads discography, Devo, Petshop Boys, Men at Work, etc.) / ( Who, Strange Overtones, Everybody’s Coming To My House, etc.)
- Songs from media surrounding puppets. (Any Jim Henson project, Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Mr. Oizo’s discography, etc.)
- Songs related to clothing or frogs. (Gucci Gang, Sweater Weather, Suit & Tie, etc.) / (Prince Fleaswallow’s Rap, Princess and the Frog OST, etc.)

Sourcelist:
Tom Tom Club - Genius Of Love (New Wave)
Talking Heads - Burning Down The House (Talking Heads)
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Talking Heads)
Trinidad James - All Gold Everything (Clothing)
Lizzo - Truth Hurts (Semisource)
👁️👁️👁️

Psycho Lover

In this bracket, each contestant will face each other contestant, twice in a row. Polls will be taken, allowing the audience to vote on the contestant they feel should win. The 2 contestants with the lowest vote percentage by the end of the rounds will not be treated kindly by the Static - it does not favor those who cannot entertain.

* SquareMash will return in 2 weeks with the beginning of the bracket- but you will have to make a decision. *

Stay tuned.

Sourcelist:
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk
Justin Timberlake ft. Jay Z - Suit & Tie
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy With It
Pharrell Williams - Happy
Super Mario Sunshine - A Secret Course
Devo - Whip It Good
Katy Perry - California Gurls
Maurizio De Jorio - Running In The 90s

[BRACKET] - Blinding Static

VOTES HAVE CONCLUDED. THANK YOU.

Thank you to audience member @vvsvlogs for contributing this track.

Idly waiting for something to happen, both of tonight's contestants find ways to kill time on their own. Il Piantissimo is jogging circles around his partner, as he has been doing for hours. Kermit sits alone elsewhere in the sea of noise, strumming on his banjo. The static filling their surroundings begins flickering, swirling to life around them, melting into the image of a vast desert. Our contestants find themselves atop a speeding train, and prepare to face each other.

ST, I.P.: "This is your stop! Are you at the ready?"
BSK: "This isn't how I thought this'd go... How did I get here?"

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
Summer Stunters' Sources:
- Songs from 3D Platformers. 
- Songs related to running/walking/exercise.
- Songs related to water or the tropical setting, as well as the summertime. 

Big Suit Kermit's Sources:
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography. 
- Songs from media surrounding puppets. 
- Songs related to clothing or frogs

Sourcelist:
Pascal Michael Stiefel - Trainwreck Of Electro Swing (Stage/Both Contestants)
Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP - We No Speak Americano (Stage)
Bruno Mars - Runaway Baby (ST - Running)
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime (BSK - New Wave)
Depeche Mode - People Are People (BSK - New Wave)
AWNOLATION - Run (ST - Running)
Katy Perry - California Gurls (ST - Summer)
Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (BSK - Clothing)
Super Mario Odyssey OST - Jump Up, Superstar! (ST - 3D Platformers)
New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle (BSK - New Wave)
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (BSK - New Wave)
Demi Lovato - Cool For The Summer (ST - Summer)
Charlie Puth - Betty Boop (Remix) (Stage)
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (Stage)
Super Smash Bros. Melee VFX (ST - Semisource)

[BSK V ST 1] Electro Swinging In The Air Tonight

VOTES HAVE CONCLUDED. THANK YOU.

Thank you to audience member @theguys-spicy-soundclown for contributing this track.

Just as our contestants begin to grow winded from their bout atop the collapsing train, it begins to rise, slowly, into the air. The vast desert melts once more into static, then nothingness. The shape of the train car morphs and elongates, twisting into a towering board of- Pachinko.

ST, C.: "You'd better be careful when messing with powerful Piantas!"
BSK: "Y'know, I uh, think we can work something out- Can't you understand my intentions?"

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
Summer Stunters' Sources:
- Songs from 3D Platformers.
- Songs related to running/walking/exercise.
- Songs related to water or the tropical setting, as well as the summertime.

Big Suit Kermit's Sources:
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography.
- Songs from media surrounding puppets.
- Songs related to clothing or frogs

Sourcelist:
Kero Kero Bonito - Sick Beat (ST - 3D Platformers, Samples Mario 64)
The Price Is Right - Main Theme (Stage)
Curtis Waters - Stunnin' (BSK - Clothes, ST - Water)
Splash Daddy - Wii Tennis (ST - Exercise, Water)
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - The Healthy Song (BSK - Puppets)
Kero Kero Bonito - Forever Summer Holiday (ST - Summer)
Super Mario Galaxy - Toy Time Galaxy (ST - 3D Platformers)
Super Mario 3D World - Footlight Lane (ST - 3D Platformers)
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - The Love Song (BSK - Puppets)
Muppets: Most Wanted - The Interrogation Song (BSK - Puppets)
Super Mario Sunshine - Delfino Plaza (ST - 3D Platformers)
Lady Gaga - Poker Face (Stage)
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime (BSK - New Wave)
The Prince Is Right - Bob Barker Explains Plinko (Stage)

[BSK V ST 2] Pachinko Type Beat V2

▮ 187 VOTES.

▮ ONE WINNER.

▮ TONIGHT'S CONTESTANTS:

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
Summer Stunters' Sources:
- Songs from 3D Platformers.
- Songs related to running/walking/exercise.
- Songs related to water or the tropical setting, as well as the summertime.

Big Suit Kermit's Sources:
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography.
- Songs from media surrounding puppets.
- Songs related to clothing or frogs.

After their adrenaline-fueled match, our contestants find themselves in a storm of static, the stage's geometry melting into the sea of noise. Once the dust settles, and the ground returns to a flat plane, a winner's podium rises under the feet of...

Big Suit Kermit.

(Thank you to audience member @theguys-spicy-soundclown for contributing BSK's victory theme.)

Buildup Sourcelist:
A Hat In Time - Trainwreck Of Electro Swing (BSK - Clothing, ST - 3D Platformers)
Super Mario Sunshine - Delfino Plaza (ST - 3D Platformers)
Kermit VFX
Pianta VFX
Wii Sports Baseball, Flat Eric, and PacerGram SFX

[BSK V ST] RESULTS

Thank you to audience member @theguys-spicy-soundclown for contributing this track.

It's SquareMash, with our very special guest star- Kermit the Frog! Donning the comically large suit of David Byrne, this host is here for a once-in-a-lifetime showdown.

- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography. ( Talking Heads discography, Devo, Petshop Boys, Men at Work, etc.) / ( Who, Strange Overtones, Everybody’s Coming To My House, etc.)
- Songs from media surrounding puppets. (Any Jim Henson project, Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Mr. Oizo’s discography, etc.)
- Songs related to clothing or frogs. (Gucci Gang, Sweater Weather, Suit & Tie, etc.) / (Prince Fleaswallow’s Rap, Princess and the Frog OST, etc.)

Sourcelist:
The Muppet Show - Opening Theme (Puppets)
Muppet*Vision 3D - The Muppet Show Theme (Puppets)
Men At Work - Down Under (New Wave)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (New Wave)
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime (New Wave)
Fraggle Rock - Opening Theme (Puppets)
Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (Clothes)
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (New Wave)
Various Kermit the Frog clips (Puppets)

Victory! - Big Suit Kermit

VOTING HAS CONCLUDED. THANK YOU.

Relaxing in the Static, Kermit once again finds himself sitting alone, strumming his banjo, looking up to the faint, crackling sky of the noisy void around him. After some time, the floor rumbles and quakes, a sign that the frog is now familiar with. He stands up, dusting his oversized coat off as he prepares for another round. A somewhat drab office forms around him, a bit less exciting than his last outing... That is, until there's a furious pounding on the glass of a nearby window.

BSK: "Sorry pal, not letting my guard down after what happened with those other angry fellas.. Let me show you a few things."
DS: "I'M HAVIN' A BAD, BAD DAY MAN. GET OUTTA MY WAY!"

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
Door Stuck's Sources:
- Songs from/related to first or third person shooters.
- Songs by/featuring Snoop Dogg or Pharell Williams.
- Songs about suicide & being stuck/trapped.

Big Suit Kermit's Sources:
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography.
- Songs from media surrounding puppets.
- Songs related to clothing or frogs

Sourcelist:
Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight) (Stage)
LADY (#FITNESS VIP) - DJ DEBUSSEY TURNPIKE VS GHIBLI (Stage, aka super * business * dancing * night)
The Stanley Parable OST & VFX (Stage)
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime (BSK - Talking Heads)
Pharrell Williams - Happy (DS - Pharrell)
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants (BSK - Clothing)
Men At Work - (Land) Down Under (BSK - New Wave)
Y2K & bbno$ - Lalala (BSK - Puppets)
CS:S SFX - Deagle, Knife (DS - Shooters)
Marshmello ft. Bastille - Happier (DS - Shooters, Fortnite Concert)
Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell Williams - Blurred Lines (DS - Pharrell)
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (BSK - Talking Heads)
The Cardigans - Lovefool (BSK - Clothing)

[BSK V DS 1] stanley ☆ business ☆ dancing ☆ night

VOTING HAS CONCLUDED. THANK YOU.

The drab, boring office quakes and crackles, a panicked narrator rambling on about the rudeness of walking in on another person's story. Kermit stammers out apologies as his opponent struggles his way past filing cabinets, getting stuck in yet another office door. Panels fall from the ceiling, furniture tumbling over as the facade of an office crumbles and fades, leaving nothing behind but a long, infinite road to nowhere.

BSK: "Hey, I'm always game for another road trip! Let's get movin' right along!"
DS: "ADMIN! THIS DUDE IS FROG-HOPPING! BAN THIS KID!"

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
Door Stuck's Sources:
- Songs from/related to first or third person shooters.
- Songs by/featuring Snoop Dogg or Pharell Williams.
- Songs about suicide & being stuck/trapped.

Big Suit Kermit's Sources:
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography.
- Songs from media surrounding puppets.
- Songs related to clothing or frogs

Sourcelist:
Fortnite - Freewheelin' (DS - Shooters, Stage)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (BSK - Puppets)
Rick Astley - Together Forever (BSK - New Wave)
Sesame Street - Jack Black Defines An Octagon (BSK - Puppets)
Childish Gambino - Sweatpants (BSK - Clothes)
Britney Spears - Oops! ... I Did It Again (DS - Stuck)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (BSK - New Wave, DS - Shooters (Fortnite Emote))
Pharrell Williams - Happy (DS - Pharrell)
Dan Bull - Counter-Strike Rap Battle (DS - Shooters)
Snail's House - Ma Chouchoute (DS - Shooters (SFM))
Taylor Swift - Style (DS - Stuck, BSK - Clothes)
Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me (BSK - Clothes)
Britney Spears - Gimme More (Offsource)
Major Lazer ft. Pharrell - Aerosol Can (DS - Pharell)
Justin Timberlake - SexyBack (BSK - Semisource)

[BSK V DS 2] FREEWHEELIN' FOREVER

▮ 193 VOTES.

▮ ONE WINNER.

▮ TONIGHT'S CONTESTANTS:

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
Door Stuck's Sources:
- Songs from/related to first or third person shooters.
- Songs by/featuring Snoop Dogg or Pharell Williams.
- Songs about suicide & being stuck/trapped.

Big Suit Kermit's Sources:
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography.
- Songs from media surrounding puppets.
- Songs related to clothing or frogs.

After furiously attempting to exit his team's van through the window, Door Stuck has crashed his vehicle. As the infinite road wobbles and crackles, losing its form and melting once more into static, the terrorist finds himself trapped, but unharmed, in the wreckage. Kermit offers him a small, fabric hand as their surroundings gradually settle into the vast static, and the debris fades away. As Door Stuck takes Kermit's hand, the floor begins to stir again, constructing a winner's podium beneath the feet of...

Door Stuck.

Buildup Sources:
DEVO - Whip It (New Wave)
Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight) (Stage)
Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell - Blurred Lines (Pharrell)
Major Lazer ft. Pharrell - Aerosol Can (Pharrell)
Muppet Show - Closing Theme (Puppets)
Kermit VFX
Flat Eric "Wrow"
DOOR STUCK
Sproing SFX
CS:S VFX
Halo: Reach Sniper Rifle SFX

[BSK V DS] RESULTS

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/XgofACNbpgHnrYuk8
VOTES WILL CONCLUDE 3/4, 11 AM EST.
Thank you to audience member @theguys-spicy-soundclown for this track.

What an odd quiet. Kermit is sat down beside the Terrorist in the door, watching him struggle and grumble to some unseen figure behind him. He wasn't much one for conversation, despite the Frog's efforts to strike one up, leaving him to strum his banjo once more. Its been quiet for much longer than usual, but in time the space between the two seemed to grow, unnaturally, the floor shifting beneath them. Finding himself alone in the curdling and shaking static, Kermit watches as the noisy surroundings fade to a blank, placid gray, water coating the unremarkable floor, duplicate projections of himself stretching into the horizon. Across from him, a Queen approaches. 

BSK: "Oh! I, er, like your moves. Let me show you a few things I've picked up!" 
DQ: * The Queen beams, copying Kermit's strange and spasmic dancing.

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
Big Suit Kermit's Sources:
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography.
- Songs from media surrounding puppets.
- Songs related to clothing or frogs.

The Dancing Queen's Sources:
- Songs by or featuring ABBA.
- Songs about/related to dancing.
- Songs related to royalty.

Sourcelist:
Home - Tides (Stage)
Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas Dialogue (BSK - Puppets)
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime (BSK - Talking Heads)
ABBA - Under Attack (DQ - ABBA)
Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (BSK - Clothing)
Rick Astley - Together Forever (BSK - New Wave)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (BSK - New Wave)
Aaron Smith - Dancin' (DQ - Dancing)
Undertale OST - Waterfall (Stage)
Justice - D.A.N.C.E. (DQ - Dancing)
Joji - Slow Dancing In The Dark (DQ - Dancing)
Mr. Oizo - Hand In The Fire (BSK - Puppets)
The Muppets - Rainbow Connection (BSK - Puppets)
ABBA - Thank You For The Music (DQ - ABBA)
Soft Cell - Tainted Love (BSK - New Wave)
TLC - Waterfalls (Stage)

[BSK V DQ 1] ░【﻿ｓａｍｅ ａｓ ｉｔ ｅｖｅｒ ｗａｓ】░

VOTE HERE: forms.gle/XgofACNbpgHnrYuk8
VOTES WILL CONCLUDE 3/4, 11 AM EST.
Thank you to audience member 9mmPeter @9mmp3ter for this track.

During the Frog and Queen's shared dance, the water beneath their feet rippled and quaked, giving Kermit a sense of unease... It grew louder, the pulsing spawning mountains that pushed from beneath the water, laced with bushes and flowers. A sunset befell them, coating the new land in gold, as scores of eyes opened on the horizon. Kermit stepped back, stammering, his eyes kept on the sky as it stared right back. The Queen seemed either not to notice or not to care, extending her hand for another dance. 

BSK: "I'm not liking the look of this. It's like some kind of torture..."
DQ: * The Queen spins on her heels, her robes twisting and flapping in the wind.

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
Big Suit Kermit's Sources:
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography.
- Songs from media surrounding puppets.
- Songs related to clothing or frogs.

The Dancing Queen's Sources:
- Songs by or featuring ABBA.
- Songs about/related to dancing.
- Songs related to royalty.

Sourcelist: 
Taco - Puttin on the Ritz (BSK - Clothes)
Men Without Hats - Safety Dance (Both - Dancing/Clothes/New Wave)
Lorde - Royals (DQ - Royalty)
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (Stage)
Queen - Another One Bites The Dust (DQ - Royalty)
Macklemore - Thrift Shop (BSK - Clothes)
Junior Senior - Move Your Feet (DQ - Dancing)
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat (DQ - Dancing)
Outkast - Ms. Jackson (Stage)
Talking Heads - Walk Me To The River (BSK - Talking Heads)
Cali Swag District - Teach Me how to Dougie (DQ - Dancing)
Men at Work - Down Under (BSK - New Wave)

[BSK V DQ 2] Frogs Without Crowns

▮ 216 VOTES.

▮ ONE WINNER.

▮ TONIGHT'S CONTESTANTS:

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
Big Suit Kermit's Sources:
- Songs in/by artists in the New Wave genre, and David Byrne’s discography.
- Songs from media surrounding puppets.
- Songs related to clothing or frogs.

The Dancing Queen's Sources:
- Songs by or featuring ABBA.
- Songs about/related to dancing.
- Songs related to royalty.

The innumerable stares from the horizon terrified the Frog, causing him to stumble backwards as the Queen finishes a routine, performed like she'd done it since she was born. The once beautiful sky flickers to darkness, out like a light, returned to swaths of noise. It isn't soon before the landscape goes with it, the ground flattening to an infinite plane once more. It quakes and jolts, sporadically forming hills and waves, an unstable victor's podium rising beneath the feet of...

Big Suit Kermit.
Peering over the edge of the stand, Kermit finds that his dance partner has gone missing.

Buildup Sourcelist:
Dead Or Alive - Brand New Lover (BSK - New Wave)
HOMESTUCK - Black (DQ - Royalty)
Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (DQ - Dancing)
Kermit the Frog VFX
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (DQ - Dancing)
Sesame Street - Jack Black Defines an Octagon (BSK - Puppets)
Ke$ha - Blow (DQ - Dancing)

[BSK V DQ] RESULTS

Call me M&M or Memes or M^2! She/Her, an grown ass woman ‘n weirdo 
I like me some good music! Can't do it, but imma keep on appreciating it 'n hoping that everyone can enjoy themselves <:]
Icon art is from EvKem and the SquareMash tournament!

It’s The Muppets (& Puppets) Tourney Rep Playlist: Starring Big Suit Kermit the Frog!

Memes and Monsters