Found this on a hard drive, some silly thing from 2007.

Adventure Game Lounge Level

Cartoon

(Take 2) Feb 13th 2012

Humphrey McFall on piano, Ross Jolly on guitar and myself on Bass

Donald And Walter

electric pianos, drum machines, sad bloke singing, etc

Lyrics:
I'm gonna miss you
Just wanna say I'm gonna miss you
Yeah, I'm gonna miss you
While you're gone


While You're Gone

guitars, bass, electric pianos, drum machines, etc

Lyrics:
So we drive into the country
Beneath the burning sun
I do all my best acting
Down the barrel of a gun
Lay out the new placemats
Pour out all the wine
Break down the borders
To a brand new way of life
Cut out your tongue now
Caught talking out of turn
Important to remember 
How we watched our cities burn

All I can say is I'm glad you're ok
And you've said you won't take it no more
Tell me to pray, only then can I stay
I don't think I can take this no more

Come on now baby
Wash your filthy hands
I won't participate in
The sick world

Hard to see a future
That's not a lot like this
Be part of something bigger
Continue to exist
I've got so many problems
I made myself a list
Tacked it to the doorframe
To remind me of my sins
Deny my imperfections
Cause there's nothing I can do
Realize my misperceptions
Ingrained as in a zoo

All I can say is I'm glad you're ok
And you've said you won't take it no more
Tell me to pray, only then can I stay
I don't think I can take this no more

Come on now baby
Wash your filthy hands
I won't participate in
The sick world

Second generation of my family
Not to fight in a Great War
And then she shows up in her brand new Chevy
And we drive to the Palisades Mall
And I'll be buried under the concrete
Before it dissolves into sand
This planet is yours for the taking baby
For as long as it lasts
I hope that my ancestors
Didn't cause yours any pain
But the likelihood is they did
Yeah the likelihood is they did

All I can say is I'm glad you're ok
And you've said you won't take it no more
Tell me to pray, only then can I stay
I don't think I can take this no more

Come on now baby
Wash your filthy hands
I won't participate in
The sick world


The Sick World

guitars, bass, electric pianos, drum machines, singing, etc

Lyrics:
I'm not trying to rain on your parade,
But in any other world you'd be classified insane
You can't eat all that poison and you can't go out like that
If your father saw you,he'd surely throw a fit
Stay out of trouble, you best not misbehave
Are you even listening, you always get your way
Not back by eleven, you won't hear the last of this
Have to tell me all the stories about all the boys you've kissed

Don't even ask
Cause I just can't respond 
So don't even ask, don't even ask

When did you turn into this person I don't know
Where did you come from and where did my buddy go?

My mother, she's a moron, and my daddy is a fool
Don't even get me started on those infidels at school
The classes are so boring and my teacher he's a creep
I shouldn't have to know about how he's a fucking freak
So that's it, I'm leaving, I'm off tonight
Bought a one-way ticket on an over-night
New York City, land of the free
Where I can be an artist, it'll totally be neat

Don't even ask
Cause I just can't respond 
So don't even ask, don't even ask

When did you turn into this person I don't know
Where did you come from and where did my buddy go?


Teenage Detour

guitars, electric pianos, regular pianos, bass, drum machines, etc

Lyrics:
Night falls on luxury island 
And a thunderstorm 
Lights up the crystal fortress walls 
They were the neighbors back then 
Sat through it all 
I see the floodwater 
Six feet tall 

I wonder where, I wonder how 
I try sometimes to figure out 
I keep on falling down 
And each day I'm here, I'm still around 
Sure feels like time is running out 
I keep on falling down 

I don't believe in you brother, I'm sorry to say 
I don't belong around these ancient ways 
The show is over and once again 
You haven't got my back 
Standing around looking the other way 

I wonder where, I wonder how 
I try sometimes to figure out 
I keep on falling down 
And each day I'm here, I'm still around 
Sure feels like time is running out 
I keep on falling down 

Back in September 
This was my reason to be 
But now 
The damage is done 
The magic is gone 
And all that money 
Well that just couldn't be 
But now 
The damage is done 
The magic is gone 

I wonder where, I wonder how 
I try sometimes to figure out 
I keep on falling down 
And each day I'm here, I'm still around 
Sure feels like time is running out 
I keep on falling down

The Crystal Fortress

Old lady, fairly empty subway train 
Stumbles through the threshold all covered in rain 
Shoots us all a death glare and slumps in the corner 
Has everyone's attention 
With her complete lack of order 
She's crazy, she's a freak 
A disappointingly worthless weird whacky antique 
And almost immediately 
She locks on to her target 
Snaps like a rabid dog 
With something fresh to bark at 

Me and the others 
Silently panic 
But it's just the world that we live in 
This is just the world that we live in 

Stop reading 
That paper 
Makes me nervous 
Makes me shaky 
I'm just a human 
It's my nature 
To lose control of my 
Bad behavior 

Shouts back without hesitation 
His response is rough incautious indignation 
He stands his ground and shows he means business 
And he is much louder and he is much more viscious 
He starts to swear and she starts to cry 
Why won't he just stop reading the Times 
He's pointing his fingers and shaking his hands 
And she's all like I should have known you wouldn't understand 

Me and the others 
Silently panic 
But it's just the world that we live in 
This is just the world that we live in 

Stop reading 
That paper 
Makes me nervous 
It makes me shaky 
I'm just a human 
It's my nature 
To lose control of my 
Bad behavior 

59th st and it's already her station 
She mumbles something about eternal damnation 
But he ain't stopping, he wants her to know 
Something important just as the doors close 
And all the tourists sigh collectively 
Proud, he is of removing her effectively 
Another classic New York story 
Real crazy 
Now that's funny 

Stop reading 
That paper 
Makes me nervous 
Makes me shaky 
I'm just a human 
It's my nature 
To lose control of my 
Bad behavior

World That We Live In

Now that I've found you 
I'm stuck around here 
Back to that grindstone 
For a whole 'nother year 
Five days a week, babe 
We'll spend on our own 
Attempting to build us 
Our very own home 
Now that I need you 
I'm trapped in this place 
But I've got you near me 
To light me the way 

Is everything just like you wanted? 
(Get into love) 
Is everybody pleased by our answers? 
(Are you in love?) 

Now that I've found you 
I'm stuck around here 
Sat in this meeting 
For a whole 'nother year 
The lawn and the shopping 
All the childrens' TV 
It all blurs together 
And replaces my dreams 
The smoke and the chimneys 
Are taking their toll 
The hours that I see you 
More precious than gold 

Is everything just like you wanted? 
(Get into love) 
Is everybody pleased by our answers? 
(Are you in love?) 

Come on and try and take it 
Back to the start 
Following all my instincts 
I give you my heart 

Is everything just like you wanted? 
(Get into love) 
Is everybody pleased by our answers? 
(Are you in love?)

Get Into Love

Nowadays, I'm feeling the sting of the heat 
I'm losing sensation in my feet 

I can't believe that we used to be friends 
Just goes to show I'm a fool 
And I'll lose in the end 
I don't believe you 
And now, I can't trust you 

Love that I believe in 
It's the only way 
I can't escape these violent feelings 
Getting in my way 
Here I go again 
On my own again 

They've confiscated 
Nearly everything I own 
Stripped down my spirit 
To my bones 
Nowadays 
I'm dreaming of far romance 
Uncertain coincidence 
And chance 

I can't believe that we used to be friends 
Just goes to show I'm a fool 
And I'll lose in the end 
I don't believe you 
And now, I can't trust you 

Love that I believe in 
It's the only way 
I can't escape these violent feelings 
Getting in my way 
Here I go again 
On my own again 

Love that I believe in 
A love for me from you 
Yet all I ever wanted 
Was my very own private zoo 
Here I am again 
On my own again 

Love that I believe in 
It's the only way 
I can't escape these violent feelings 
Getting in my way 
Here I go again 
On my own again

Haldane