I’m Dj 5 bean salad and I like chonky beans 🫘 😍

BEEN SAT ON MY LAPTOP FOR AGES SO THOUGHT MAY ASWELL PUT IT OUT <3

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

KID COSMIT - COWGIRL (FREE DOWNLOAD)

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New Year New Beans,

You thought January was a dead month? Been on the post Xmas salad diet? Well stop it! You do not win friends with salad. 

As DJ 5 Bean Salad always says, where theres a bean theres a party. Drop this brand new heater and start the year off right - silly, saucy and full of beans!!!

DJ 5 Bean Salad - You Don't Win Friends With Salad [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Slidge - Freestyle Fanatik (free dl)

It's been a while eh? But we are SO BACK with another absolutely classic riggy free download bootleg 🥾🦵

This time, the one and only https://soundcloud.com/yrs-music-official (creators of our most downloaded release EVER) have gone and flipped everyone's favourite Vengaboys tune into a truly disgraceful piece of donk weaponry 🔫😈

Available for FREE DOWNLOAD (of course), this is a must-have tune as we enter festival season, guaranteed to tear up the dancefloor with wicked amen chops, hard-hitting kickbass and those iconic Vengaboys samples that put a smile on everyone's face 🌞

This audio is released for entertainment purposes only and is not monetised in any way.

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YRS - We Like To Party [FREE DOWNLOAD]

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We certainly like em big
And we most definitely like em chonky 😏

M0L3Y is bringing yet another big chonky bopp ready for summer ☀️

M0L3Y - Chonky [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Juicy Goose has graced us with a highly anticipated, super bouncy 4x4 anthem in his signature style that leaves you asking....WTF?! 

Free Download

Juicy Goose - WTF [Free Download]

We have had official confirmation from the experts that this tune is infact really safe and sounds absolutely bloody banging when it's hoonin out of a rig! Their debut release on Wrong'un Crew shows off their signature style of fun, bouncy, donky, health and safety approved bangers!

DJ Safe 'N' Sound - Real Lo-Fi Beats To Study_Relax To (Guido YZ - Real Lo Edit) [Free Download]

[DISCO BISCUITS LP] (Release 2025 sometime ;)


Finished this one off from the archives! 

Created sometime around 2018. 
This was actually the intro to Bodywob originally. It evolved into its own new project as the drop didnt fit. I split them both into their own saves - Turbo Rooster being the intro and Bodywob the drop... :P 

Bodywobs project is an absolute mess I cant conquer, shame but I hope yall enjoy its predecessor!

ALK-M-E - TURBO ROOSTER 🐓🚀

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Collective of silly people and silly noises.

contact: halfbrokenkru@gmail.com / 07386600845

HBK001: T2 - Heartbroken (G-Whizz Bootleg)
HBK002: DJ Squonk (ft. Etika) - Happy Fletcher
HBK003: DJ Wobz - You're a Horse
HBK004: M0L3Y - Waveycakes
HBK005: DJ Silly Billy - Panic At The Tesco
HBK006: DJ 5 Bean Salad - Feel That Bean!
HBK007: DJ Squonk - Chicken
HBK008: DJ Silly Billy - Eye Smoke
HBK009: Kelis - Milkshake (G-Whizz & DJ Wobz Bootleg)
HBK010: DJ Silly Billy & DJ Wobz -Pinky And The Brain
HBK011: DJ Squonk & DJ 5 Bean Salad - Cloutline
HBK012: M0L3Y & DJ Squonk - Hokey Cokey
HBK013: Ariana Grande - God Is A Woman (DJ Southern Fairy Bootleg)
HBK014: DJ Tenbag - Just A Lil Biff
HBK015: Pingman Beanwell & DJ 5 Bean Salad ft. Homoangelicus ft. The Golf Club 2019 - The Hinton Special
HBK016: DJ Silly Billy & Barry Levington - When Worlds Collide
HBK017: G-Whizz - Everyone Wants Your Name
HBK018: DJ Squonk - B.A.I.T
HBK019: Sugarbabes - Hole In The Head (DJ Wobz Bootleg)
HBK020: M0L3Y - Make A Mole Out Of You
HBK021: DJ Squonk - House Party
HBK022: VA - The Outrageous Collection
HBK023: KSI - Thick Of It (DJ Wobz Bootleg)
HBK024: DJ Silly Billy - Yellow
HBK025: DJ Tenbag - Int Pub
HBK026: M0L3Y & DJ Silly Billy - Kiss My Mistletoe
HBK027: DJ 5 Bean Salad - You Don't Win Friends With Salad
HBK028: G-Whizz - Ready To Rumble
HBK029: M0L3Y - Take On Me
HBK030: P!nk - Get The Party Started (DJ Squonk Bootleg)
HBK031: DJ Tenbag - What's In The Box?
HBK032: DJ Silly Billy - Blue
HBK033: DJ 5 Bean Salad - Beans Are Good (Ebeneezer Goode)
HBK034: M0L3Y - Chonky
HBK035: DJ Squonk & Barry Levington - Duel Of The Bass
HBK036: G-Whizz - A Lil Respect
HBK037: Half Broken Kru 100% Original Mix
HBK038: DJ Squonk & DJ Silly Billy (ft. Half Broken Kru) - No Legs
HBK039: G-Whizz & DJ Silly Billy - I Try
HBK040: DJ Tenbag - 'Murica

All Hail T2.

M0L3Y - Chonky [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Half Broken Kru

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