Am i the only one who thinks if Emi did the Monokuma voice with the right accent he'd be a good choice to play Meowth from the Pokemon anime? Also this is a good battle!

how am i just listening to this lmao nice job

They did a good monokuma inpression and Im shaking. 

Spinel : JesseBoxVO
Lotso : AlaskanSam

Written by Kamren
Additional Help by MetaMachine
Beat Prod : Allrounda
Mixed by : Jort

YT Link : https://youtu.be/JVglXppaksQ

Spinel :
Oh well well well, what do we have here?
The spitting image of Pink if strawberries what I'd outta fear
Though you're more like Jessie if we're talking how you turned out
Went from a Christmas gift to Hitler for Mickey Mouse (ouch!)
Escaped the biggest roast and got picked at a garbage dump?
Couldn't use my rubber hose to wash off all that funk
So you better hold your breath when out on the road
Cuz it's bad when E.T's telling you to phone it home (oh!)
Even a clown ditched your trio, giving daycares a massive frown
Things only went downhill when a sheriff came to town
Finally grabbed your cane, thinking you stood your ground
Saying "We're made to be thrown away," just when Baby threw you down!
Your toxicity exceeds the Injector I pilot
Uglier as a dictator than any of the Diamonds
Got close to a human, his grip loosened and went crazy
Sought as a rogue nuisance in ruins, pushing away his Daisy

Lotso :
You done running your mouth? Then welcome to Sunnyside 
Make your way to the Caterpillar- Oh, you've done that just fine
Toys are made to be thrown away, that's what happened to you, right?
There's only one of you and she left you at first sight
You're only a child's plaything stepping in my Kindergarten
Waited an eternity of hide and seek stuck in Pink's Garden
Once you found her Other Friends, your thoughts were given a hard block
Just to crack under pressure as if I were crushing a heart lock
Fell apart again with that verse stretching, it's no shock
If you'd like, I'd be happy to send you to The Box
Speaking of babies, I find it ironic
That my friend here is more mature than your fans starting conflicts
There's no Sugar coating them or Rebecca, should I mention?
Eddy's Double D is something we all regret, having read it
So if there's anything of note, then here's what you got wrong
Follow your own advice, you won't win against me in this song

Spinel :
Oh, I'm sorry, were you done? Jeez, I must've snoozed off
But it just goes to show how much you get slept on
With my Rejuvenator, I'd easily cut you up into bits
It's the only time you freaks could ever use an off switch
Call my fans absurd? Do your "friends" assure you're adored?
They lurked till Ken and Barbie had them reformed
Saved by Woody and Buzz, so how do you repay?
Lots-O-Tuggin our emotions till you sent them to their graves
Forget Future, you're the biggest pink monster I've ever wrapped against
Gee, it's swell to finally beat the ultimate nihilist
Sunnyside's brought back to peace and yet at the finale of the day
To be the story's end, but 4 left your film Driving Away

Lotso :
Boo hoo, look at you taking the moral high ground
You took "screws loose" and almost left humanity wiped out
Who are you to talk about redemption? 'Cause last I checked
You flip flopped more in your film than making any sort of sense
Started off a playmate, made for the fun to go higher
Then got replaced for Pearl 'cause she wasn't any brighter
Became another problem for Steven to deal with
Like mother like son, it would've been best to leave you ditched
I spoke the truth to my family, your whole life has been a lie
Spent thousands of years on a rock, grew bitter full of spite
Now this gem stands in a palace, stoned, you've done nothing but spin Ls!
So tell me, where's your purpose now, Spinel?

Spinel vs Lotso - Rap Battle! (ft. JesseBoxVO and AlaskanSam)

p6nk #wg tired of that shit prod friendly n uunitzz

Patron battle funded by Kubby!

HyperJacob96 as Voltorb
Freshy Kanal as Polandball
Mancha as Pokedex

Voltorb:
I’m about to Discharge, spit sparks, and go wild!
An electric menace shocks Lithuania’s bastard child!
Need the net to Know Your Meme, I’m iconic anyday
Check the dex and see that I’m number one hundred, okay 
This MS Paint disgrace wants to rip off Hetalia’s crown
I’m a real Premier Baller when flipped upside down
If he lashes at me like Hungary, I won’t be having it
[Voltorb’s Static]! Poland can into paralysis!

Polandball:
Head back to Vermillion! You’re trashier than your gym!
Always so unstable you could blow up on a whim!
You’re uniconic! Even Genwunners forgot your face
So even Poland can diss into waste of space!
You’re Ground-ed, pokeball can’t compare to my comic!
Your evolution’s so useless it’s just a half-assed backflip!
And for all the trainers out there, here’s a tip when you explore
Keep a irritating sphere forsaken on the hideout’s floor

Battle Bytes

Voltorb vs Polandball. Battle Bytes #17

This battle is basically "Left Brain, Right Brain" by Bo Burnham but for me

garbageGothic as Gaz
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Natsuki

Natsuki:
I put the Lit in Literature when I get the Club Raven
But this new Member-ane doesn’t warrant cupcake baking
You’re a Slave to your Gaming and now you’re pushing all my buttons
So go back to blowing cartridges and quit trying to butt-in!

Gaz Membrane:
How could a malnourished girl be this full of herself?
The win is so out of your reach that you could call me top-shelf
With your baked goods more Bitter than the cruel Skool that you reside
Bloaty here’s only starved because she can’t swallow her pride

Natsuki:
You couldn’t spit up things more toxic even if you were to vomit, geez!
The only thing my Gaz-trointestines can’t stomach is your comedy
Like, honestly! Your edge would leave some bone-deep scars!
My raps revive your lifeless character like pro teen’s bars
I’ll Be a Beach your washed up show will find quite homey
Going hard on the heart-beat like Doki Doki Doki
With interaction more alien to you than your close encounters
No wonder Gazlene pollutes everything and everyone around her

Gaz Membrane:
Stressed one minute, fine the next, I am impressed with your stamina
I’m surprised you don’t write poems in iambic pentameter
*scoffs* Don’t think reviews excuse you from your awful horror use
I find Bloody GIR more frightening than your puny weea-boos
I can survive without my father, dinner once a year is plenty
I think you need some arc aid, your storyline ain’t healthy
You’re a cutesy childish author, I should call you Mother Goose
I’ll leave an MC more terrified than A Room with a Noose

Natsuki:
Ghh! Why you…

Gaz Membrane:
Too tsun, dere say?
This rap’s not suitable for those easily disturbed, i’m afraid
You’re a dating sim-pleton, and not your crush’s arche-type
All your lines are single-file, and they’re about to be wiped

Natsuki:
You’re a hack of a hacker, must’ve learned rap from Parappa
Because you copy every goth’s personality, you slacker!
Your cover is pretty awful, and I don’t judge your endeavours
But your comic shows your series should’ve just stayed shelved forever

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

Next Battle: Black and... Black (ft. JChay)

Gaz vs Natsuki - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

Ritual Creepypasta Royale!

CAST:
SuperThingsOnCups - One Man Hide and Seek Player
Y.D.Geon - Three Kings Player
JMB - Bath Game Player
Mr. Maplesyrup - Raven Man Player
Freshy Kanal - Midnight Game Player

LYRICS:
One Man Hide and Seek:
Tag! You're it! Try your hardest to find me now
Got more flow than salt water, leaving you crying out loud
Once I'm through with you, the tagged plushies is what you'll be like
Where I take out all of your guts and replace it with rice
My staticy raps are attacking this king, you don't compare to the fear that I bring
Don't even dare try to win this game, or I'll shove my scissors inside your brain
Releasing the spirits of the dead, something your ritual should learn
I win, I win, I win, and now it's your time to burn!

Three Kings:
Welcome to the Shadowside, where you'll meet your demise
Stick to your own child’s game, where you run and you hide
Releasing the death? Bitch, I’m the one who’ll rule you
Now take a seat, ‘cause you’re nothing but a fool, dude
You can mirror me, but reflecting on my deeds will have you go nuts
I think Dr. Frankenstein should have his lips sewed shut
When it’s 11 pm, you know what exactly is going down
So as I sit on my throne, I’ll be taking the winning crown!

Bath Game:
Not your average red and green light, here we’ve got a twist
Keep your eyes closed the whole time, or else your soul shall be missed!
Be careful and you get to catch a glimpse of black hair, see?
I must ask you, why did you feel the need to battle me?
Teishi! Stay back, don’t want to let you rap a lot
Get an eye gouged out, as you fall just like Daruma-San
Leave you washed out with soap, it wasn’t much effort to beat ya
Time for me to end this game by cutting you loose, kitta!

The Raven Man:
On this dark night, I call on the Raven Man to appear
I want to feel his energy, so my point can be more clear
What point, do you ask? Well sit back for a sec, please keep your mouth shut
And let my ritual verse commence as my knife begins to make a cut
I’ll keep telling you, he’s here, he’s near, he will grant my request tonight
For the flame is my beacon, the blood is my sacrifice
No amount of salt I use can cover up your attitude
Snuff the candle on you all, claiming you have the best ritual is just rude

Midnight Game:
Knock knock, wake up, it’s midnight, don’t get too frightened
We shall let the game begin, so grab a candle and light it
Winning’s a hallucination, stop thinking you have so much power
When you’re so pathetic, you wouldn’t last less than an hour
You claim Birdman can answer anything? Yet you know nothing
These rituals are just as bland as the rice replacing doll stuffing
It has slipped away, your fate is out of your hands
Now leave, it's the only way to avoid the Midnight Man…

One Man Hide & Seek vs Three Kings. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 24.

Danganronpa VS Homestuck

Rosalynn Leigh as Monokuma
SkeepTieel as Caliborn

Monokuma:
Welcome to Monokuma Theater! Now let’s begin Act One!
Hopefully this bout won’t end in you asking me for some smut
I’m the mascot of Despair! You’re a misogynist blowhard
The only place this snake belongs is on a Valentines Card!
This freaky geek’s Deviant Art is something I’d love to avoid!
It all comes a little bit too close to X-rated X-ploits
I can tell you’re green with envy just wishing you could spit iller
But the Ultimate Unlucky Student is hardly even a Zodiac Killer!

Caliborn:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? A TEDDY BEAR THINKS HE’S FEROCIOUS?
THE MOST YOU’D LEAVE ME WITH’S A SORE THROAT; MONOKUNUCLEOSIS!
YOU’RE MONOTONE, MONOCHROME, MORE BLACK AND WHITE THAN JACK NOIR
BUT TO BE THE ULTIMATE RAPPER, YOU AREN’T CALI-BORN!
I’LL PLAY YOU LIKE A CALLIOPE, YOU’VE MADE ME FAR BEYOND PISSED
THIS TIME LORD’S TIME BORED WHEN LISTENING TO A RETARD DISS
WHEN I CLUB YOU LIKE A TROLL YOU’LL FIND OUT I’M YOUR FATED NEMESIS
THIS DIRTY PLUSHY PROVES TO ME DESPAIR’S JUST ONE OF HIS FETISHES

Monokuma:
That’s all you could muster!? Looks like you’ve got no motivation
But that doesn’t mean that I won’t execute this misanthrope
Your “masterpiece” of a verse was even worse than your claymation
How can you beat Despair when you can’t even best Hope?

Caliborn:
YOUR UNBEARABLE VERSES CAN’T SCHOOL ME, THEY’RE UNPASSABLE
YOU’D NEVER BEAT THIS LORD OF ENGLISH AS YOUR DUBS ARE SIMPLY LAUGHABLE
WHEN I SEE MOLES, I WACOM! THIS IS THE CONCLUSION OF YOUR HISTORY
NOT EVEN A 413 IS AS HIDDEN AS YOUR VICTORY
YOU CAN’T STAND AGAINST MY UNDYINGUM-BARRAGE
WITH A FLOW BROKEN AS WHEN YOU WERE SABOTAGED
WHEN MY GUN’S LOCKED AND LOADED YOU’LL MEET YOUR DEFEAT
AS I’M INDESTRUCTIBLE WHEN I GO JUJU ON THAT BEAT
TOSS YOU INTO THE TRASH, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT JUNK-O
CALLING MY VERSES SHIT? ALL THIS HOMO DOES IS SUCK THOUGH
I’VE A LEG UP IN BATTLE, AS MY WORDS ARE PURE GOLD
YOUR LOSS IS ETERNAL; AND THESE QUIPS WERE SERVED COLD

Monokuma:
That jig was hardly lively, your whole verse was a puzzle
Can't stop or top this bear when truth is flowing from my muzzle
But I think I might fall asleep from your comic’s monotony
Just hurry up and make like Sakura so I can punish Monomi!
I’m a Monobeast on this track while you go softer than Felt
As your candy corn disses could never pierce my pelt!
You won’t be rapping much longer, as your fate has been uncovered
Ding dong, everyone! A new body has been discovered!

Written by Vivian, AaronGPeters, and Rosalynn Leigh
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Kustom
Cover Art by AaronGPeters

Monokuma VS Caliborn | RAP BATTLE!

i hate looking at this background. it hurts my heart. i taste blood and hear screams gazing upon it. why would it do this?

Sometimes a little chaos can be fun! At least according to these oddballs. Bill Cipher, the omniscient isosceles enemy of Oregon, against Jevil, the demented Deltarune jester.

QUICKLY BEFORE THE DELTARUNE BANDWAGON PASSES!

Beat by 2Deep.
Mixed by GamingPlush64. That Jevil voice was a nightmare.
Written by GamingPlush64 and Dani Frias.

GamingPlush64 as Bill Cipher
https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890 as Jevil

Bill:
Out of all of fiction’s icons, GP put me up with you?
Well time to make this a very bad day in Undertale 2
I’ll be Stan-ding tall! Whether it’s in here or controlling Pines!
Merry-Go-Away before I corrupt what’s left of your mind!
You don’t know who you’re dealing with. So, how to make this a fair case?
Something smarter than an anagram or go back to your staircase!
Then afterwards, I’ll change your fate and watch as everyone is freed!
So good luck spreading your Chaos when I throw away the key.

Jevil:
You thought that you’d last in my mad house? Clearly your Eye’s Blinded.
So let’s cut this polygon and have this battle be one sided
BOISENGIRLS, I’ll spoil worms, Bill had better forfeit cause
I’ll rearrange your physical form just like metamorphosis.
A boring diss? A boring diss? You’re out of your mind.
I’m in the Court of Royalty! You’re below Dipper Pines.
Your fame’s Gravity Falling, Dimentio’s delusional flawed wits
Should take his Marvel shtick and flee - You can’t pass my Gauntlet!

Bill:
Half your assets are copy and paste, but I’ll award you this-
Your world seems like the kind that I would enjoy toying with
I’m spitting Diamonds, suits that your Heart was crushed to dust.
So here’s a Spade to dig your own grave - go and join the Clubs!

Jevil:
That was just simple Chaos, my ability’s a million!
When I slice you to oblivion, I doubt Bill will be Living! (Uh!)
If I were on a Cipher Hunt, I would leave yours’ alone.
So Bye Bye! My victory has now been set in stone.

This challenge was started at 2:00 EST. Expect a video at that time tomorrow!
Happy New Year!

Jevil vs Bill Cipher. 24 Hour Rap Battle.

Homestuck VS EarthBound

Watch the video release here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZptCUBBAZRA

this is the last homestuck battle i promise

Krystal as John Egbert
Chao as Ness

Ness:
Time to end this in a Flash! I’d think it’s best if you abscond
‘Cuz your verse’ll be a drag if we judge by your Pesterlogs
I’m a Nintendo all-star! Been a Smash hit since ‘94
While you only Rose to relevance ‘cause of Tumblr and porn!
Proclaiming your straightness? Now that’s really saying something
You spent a whole act trying to seize Karkat’s means of reproduction
Now I’ll crack you like an egg for your attempt to verse me
This is what, death number 4? And you’re only 13!

John Egbert:
A young man stands in this battle, and he won’t be outclassed
By this Pooplord’s crappy verses. Try again, smartass
Your game still has a following? Well, that’s quite the surprise
I thought by now someone would bust your ghost of a franchise
You let your disses Paula-p, and yep, it’s all Poo
I’ve seen salamanders that could spit more complex words than you
You must be Ando-nuts if you don’t think your flow sucks
So you’d be better off like Picky: Home stuck!
You fought cult leaders, krakens, and a fetus abomination
Yet your biggest enemy of all’s Western localization
And to say you’re an all-star? I find that rather untrue
When you’re slapped in games kids ask, “Zillyhoo the fuck are you?”

Ness:
With that joke of a verse, I’m not surprised that you’re a Tricksta’
A four-eyed two-faced jerk? Are we sure that you’re not Vriska?
Whatever, this is stupid! Why’d I have to debate a kid
Who’s obsessed with crappy movies, proving he's a Beta kid!
You’re not suited for this battle, Mr. Saturn’s more your kind
‘Cause it seems to me you Master Belching confusing lines
And when it’s all said and done, I’m the one PK Rockin this
I spit meatier than your meteors that bring apocalypse!
You just make me PSI, kid. I’ll end you like Giygas!
Fighting me’s a high risk, don’t mess with a psychic
Search your mind for more words, you’ll find no retcon there
While I live on as a hero, you’ll just stay a Con Heir!

John Egbert:
You better hold the phone, that’s all you know from fatherhood
I’ll play my song once more and rid your pollution for good
You’re under my tale, even no AU holds us equal
I’m outshining you so hard I could even surpass your sequel!
Bound to this Earth, but I’m traversing realms you’d never cover!
I’ll keep hammering my points in ‘til you run back to your Mother
Keep boasting ‘bout your legacy, to us all it’s clearly
Reduced to a Sans joke. And that’s not just a theory

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Tristan
Cover Art by Mancha

John Egbert VS Ness | RAP BATTLE!

This is a re-recorded version of Rake vs BOB with new actors portraying the two opponents.

Fle as Rake
Light as BOB
Mixing & Cover Art by Fle
Idea by RJ, Multi, & Fle

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
THE RAKE
VERSUS
BOB
BEGIN!

The Rake:
I enter this battle, like a plague upon the land
If you want to fulfill your death wish, I’ll lend you a hand
I’m a “hybrid” of a creature, laying waste to your verse
For when it comes to white killer creatures, I was the very first
I’m from the pits of Hell, though a wiki is where you hail
With an edgier story than your dirty toenails
I understand I’m killing you slowly with each and every line
In the end, just remember to leave a suicide note behind

BOB:
You speak to me as though, you’re a gift from God
Though the truth shows you’re nothing but a modern day fraud
Hear the sound of a door kicked in, you’ll wish you were being robbed
When you gaze upon the face of all your nightmares, BOB!
The Beast is beating you so bad, it's not Obscene, it's Brutal!
Noodle arms just fueled my anger, a schoolgirl would be less futile!
Break your myth like the windows, either way, you’ll feel the “pane”
Then I’ll clean up your remains with a rusty old Rake

The Rake:
You think that you’re sneaky, but your attacks are plain as day
And I can hear this phlegm-filled croaker a mile away!
You better set up a recorder, tape me roaming through your woods
And give you a bigger scare than your terrible tale ever could
Living since the 1600’s, who today would like your story?
Better prepare for my wrath, as I leave your land gory
So it’s best to take my request, and just never return
‘Cause I’m tearing up your flows, like an innocent little girl

BOB:
What’s with your garbled nonsense, I can’t understand you
This monster won’t be breathing, once I leave him like Andrew
Even if I don’t have any arms, I’ll take you by the throat, man
Since you only exist as a carbon copy of the Goatman
Chase you down with ease, gnaw on your jaw and stomp you to death
You're a scrawny loser rubbing it out on elder’s headrest!
His name was The Rake, his game was being at second rate
After I break this fake, I’ll send him to the Animal Shelter's gates!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

The Rake vs BOB. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 23.

Tis the season for receiving new toys! Strange, two of your parental presents seem to resemble 90's nostalgia. And they also seem to have a lust for your bone marrow or smth. The tape playing terror, Mama Tattletail, against the cryptic canine from Duck Season go head to head in a rap battle!

Freshy Kanal as the dog

Kae as Mama Tattletail
MetaMachine and Jughead Jay as Baby Talking Tattletails

Written by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail made by Cole
Beat by Ihaksi

Lyrics:

Duck Season:
Between Fazbear and Freaker, the competitors that I see are
Furbies hanging onto Freddy, when he looks up to my VR!
You’ll go missing like a knife inside the kitchen by the ending
While your maker gets more recognized for Sonic Dreams Collection!

Mama Tattletail and Baby Talking Tattletails:
Shh, Mama’s babies have already fell asleep
So you best not make a peep or else I’m calling the police.
I’m always watching from the shadows to put children in their place,
But looking for a good diss? I had better turn the page.
You can’t ban me with a pentagram, can’t say the same for cryptids
I say my game’s better without dogs or dads in the picture.
Mama knows best, your Bayou Aesthetic will give me no dread.
When Mama’s done with you, She will surely turn the snow red.

Duck Season:
Your bars were more annoying than your children! I would hope
You’d stop your rhymes, but nope, your mind is skewed like a kaleidoscope!
You’re bland, Osfoc, 123 Slaughter Me Street gimmicks are through, dawg
This defective Christmas grift will live in the shadows of Pooka!

Mama Tattletail:
Down, boy. An NES Zapper’s enough to slash fads.
How tragic, a bad dog as well as a BADDAD.

Duck Season:
I laugh back, you’ve been scrapped! I’ll deck a gremlin’s halls
then you’ll be the fourteenth mother that I’ve spread along the walls!

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Duck Season vs Mama Tattletail. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Freshy Kanal as Doom Slayer
Peachumari as Chara
prod. VinnyO
Written by Vinny and Dani Frias

Doom Slayer:
Who let this gamer grind killer inside of Earthbound 2?
I wanted a bare bloody fight, but instead I got you
I’m near immortal, from Hell and back I watch demons die
With your boring route, you couldn’t reach Pope’s hard drive
But now the Slayer’s arrived, I’ll make that save flash before your eyes
Double barrel, take your life, make you fall down a second time
This child wants to kill me? What cards do you play?
I’ll kill your fucking discount Pokémon like it was just a Tuesday
(Rip and tear!) Until you’re done, come at me
(If you fucking dare!)
I’ve seen real monsters, kid, so get out my way
Or you’ll be the second Icon of Sin I’ll get to slay

Chara:
Over the top gore, a murderous eyesore
The edgy Wolfenstein don’t know the horrors that I have in store
I got souls of monsters I’ve slaughtered, I’m putting them aside
Strike you ‘till there’s nothing remaining, I call it genocide
I’m the one Flowey can’t delete, your defeat will ensure monsters can’t compete
Better call this ‘93, can’t you see? You can’t look down on me
Listen Mr. Samus Aran, that helmet’s holding back your flow
I see that arsenal you’re bearing, but this determination’s my death blow
I’m a curse to the underground, my thirst will never cease
A destroyer of peace, causing more terror than a Hell Priest
I bet this will ring-abelle, you’re not all guns and fury
Since you got a soft spot for Nintendo Switch furries

Doom Slayer:
If you’re the ultra-violent, I’m the nightmare, don’t catch me when feral
Take my crucible, decapitate you, leave you with Romero
While you played with skeletons, I’ve fought the underworld’s flames
while you’re the BFG-20k: boring fucking game

Chara:
I’ve seen enough of you, doomer, don’t try to give the mic a port
It shows you’re just as bright as a copy of 64
I’m fueled on cutting up flowers, I got the pellets here to prove it
I’d love to cut up a Daisy, but aww… the demons beat me to it

Doom Slayer vs Chara (feat. Freshy Kanal and Peachumari)

i made homestuck rap battles and i still get more action than you ever will

Monokuma VS Caliborn | RAP BATTLE!

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