Hallwhiskey - Centipede - Dank Studios

September 22, 1986, Ryan Christopher Hall was born to a cajun voodoo women named Phillis. Phillis immediately passed on to the after life following the berthing process. Some legendary tales porttray his father as muscular and incredibly handsome, leading us to believe that the sperm was donated by the one and only Burt Reynolds. 

At age 4, a determined Ryan Hall went to the nations capitol and legally changed is name to Hallwhiskey, gearing up for a career in the hip hop industry. 

By the age of 19, HALLWHISKEY had already gained respect and won 11 Canadian Grammy Awards. Following his sucess in Canada he ventured into back to theU.S.A. to try his luck in the porn game. Gaining instant gratification in such classic films as Anal Leakage 13, Fingerpop 3 and Sandy Vag Yum Yum. Due to life threatening groin injuries his shortly lived porn career hit a dead end. 

As life for HALLWHISKEY spiraled down a toilet bowl filled with blood, semen, cocaine and bloody semen, he received a cellular phone call from MC Meatt of Dank Studios. Little did he know that single call would change his life. Now back and fully sober most of the time, he prepares for one last shot at total hip hop domination with Dank Studios totally behind him; literally and metaphorically. What will he do with his last chance? Only time will tell ... BWAHAAAAA BWHAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA ...

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