HEATHERS: The Musical – Karaoke , Instrumental

Heathers: The Musical is a musical with music, lyrics and book by Laurence O'Keefe and Kevin Murphy, based on the 1988 film of the same name written by Daniel Waters.

Official Heathers Site:
https://www.heathersthemusical.com/

[RAM]
Hey, 'Ronica

[VERONICA]
Ew... You got a left hand: Use it

[KURT]
Don't talk mean like that

[RAM]
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue

[KURT]
You hurt them badly

[RAM]
You make my balls so blue

[KURT]
They're hangin' sadly

[RAM]
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?

[KURT]
Don't run from me
They're all beat up

[KURT & RAM]
Like a tackling dummy!

[KURT]
They long for your embrace!

[RAM]
They're warm like mittens!
[KURT]
They'll curl up on your face

[RAM]
And purr like kittens!

[KURT]
You make my balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM]
Just look at them glow...

[RAM]
They’re beggin' you!

[KURT & RAM]
Don't make my balls so blue

[VERONICA, spoken]
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Oh no, oh no no no!

[VERONICA, spoken]
Open the door!
[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Oh no, oh no no no!

[KURT]
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello!

[RAM]
Hold 'em!

[KURT]
Enfold 'em

[KURT & RAM]
And never let go!

[KURT]
Once you were geeky and nerdy

[RAM]
But they knew you're dirty

[KURT]
You've set them on fire

[KURT & RAM]
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!

[RAM]
They'll wear a suit and tie

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
And a fancy collar!

[RAM]
They'll sing a lullaby:

[KURT & RAM]
La la la la la!

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Please make these balls not blue

[RAM]
Just for a while!

[KURT]
Can't wait till later

[KURT & RAM]
My pants are rubbin'

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Like a hot cheese grater!
 
[VERONICA, spoken]
Look! Booze. Drink!

[KURT]
Thank you so much!

[RAM]
They will protect you

[KURT]
Defend you

[RAM]
Respect you

[KURT]
Befriend you

[RAM]
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Winnie-the-Pooh!

[KURT]
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!

[RAM]
My balls will work for you

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
They will obey ya!

[RAM]
They really need rescue!

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Like Princess Leia!

[KURT & RAM]
Baby, you've gots to come through

[KURT]
Teach them to smile!

[RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You got no clue how much
These two

[RAM, KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
Depend on you
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!

[KURT & RAM]
Yeah!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM]
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM]
Ow! Ow!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM]
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You make my balls so blue!
You shake them
You quake them

[KURT & RAM]
Good God!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You break—

[KURT & RAM]
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You make my balls so blue!
You take them

[KURT & RAM]
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You bake them
Chrissake—

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA]
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue!

Blue [Instrumental]

Heathers: The Musical is a musical with music, lyrics and book by Laurence O'Keefe and Kevin Murphy, based on the 1988 film of the same name written by Daniel Waters.

Official Heathers Site:
https://www.heathersthemusical.com/

Lyrics:
[RAM'S DAD, spoken]
You wait just a minute, Paul! It is ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place our boys could not live in!

(sung)
They were not dirty!
They were not wrong!
They were two lonely verses
In the Lord's great song!

[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
Our boys were pansies, Bill!



[RAM'S DAD]
Yes!
My boy's a homosexual
And that don't scare me none—
I want the world to know...
I love my dead gay son!

(spoken)
I've been thinking. Praying. Reading some magazines. And it's time we opened our eyes!

(sung)
Well, the good Lord made the universe
The Lord created man
And I believe it's all a part of his gigantic plan
I know God has a reason
For each mountain and each flower
And why he chose to let our boys get busy in the shower!
They were not dirty—
They were not fruits!
They were just two stray laces in the Lord's big boots
Well, I never cared for homos much until I reared me one

[RAM’S DAD & CONGREGATION]
But now I've learned to love…

[RAM’S DAD]
I love my dead gay son!

[CONGREGATION]
He loves his son
He loves his son
His dead gay son!

[RAM'S DAD]
Now, I say my boy's in heaven!
And he's tanning by the pool
The cherubim walk with him and him, and Jesus says it's cool!
They don't have crime or hatred, there's no bigotry or cursin' -
Just friendly fellows dressed up like their fav'rite Village Person!
They were not dirty—

[CONGREGATION]
No, no!

[RAM’S DAD]
They just had flair!

[CONGREGATION]
Whoa!

[RAM’S DAD]
They were two bright red ribbons in the Lord's long hair
Well, I used to see a homo and go reachin' for my gun

[RAM’S DAD & CONGREGATION]
But now I've learned to love…

[RAM’S DAD]
And furthermore!
These boys were brave as hell!
These boys , they knew damn well!
Those folks would judge 'em, they were desperate to be free!
They took a rebel stance, stripped to their underpants!
Paul, I can't believe that you
Still refuse to get a clue
After all that we been through—

(spoken)
I'm talkin’ you and me!
In the summer of '83!

[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
That was one hell of a fishing trip

[CONGREGATION]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
They were not dirty—
No!
And not perverse—
No, no!
They were just two stray rhinestones
On the Lord's big purse!

[BOTH DADS]
Our job is now continuing the work that they begun!

[CONGREGATION]
'Cause now we love, love, love!
We love your dead—

[RAM’S DAD]
They're up there disco dancing to the thump of angel wings!

[KURT’S DAD]
They grab a mate…

[RAM’S DAD]
And roller skate—

[BOTH DADS]
While Judy Garland sings!

[RAM’S DAD]
They live a playful afterlife that's fancy-free and reckless!

[KURT'S DAD]
They swing upon the pearly gates—

[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
And wear a pearly necklace!

[CONGREGATION]
Whoo!

[BOTH DADS]
They were not dirty!

[CONGREGATION]
No!

[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
They were good men!
And now they're happy bear cubs in the Lord's big den!

[BOTH DADS]
Go forth and love each other now
Like our boys would have done
We'll teach the world to love...

[CONGREGATION]
The world to love...

[ALL]
The world to love...

[BOTH DADS overlapping with congregation]
I love my dead gay son!
My son! My son!

[CONGREGATION]
Not half bad, your dead gay son!
Wish I had your dead gay son!
Thank you, dad, for your...

[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
Dead! Gay! Son!

Dead Gay Son [Instrumental]

Heathers: The Musical is a musical with music, lyrics and book by Laurence O'Keefe and Kevin Murphy, based on the 1988 film of the same name written by Daniel Waters.

Heathers Official Site:
https://www.heathersthemusical.com/

Lyrics

[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
Deep inside of everyone
There's a hot ball of shame
Guilt, regret, anxiety
Fears we dare not name
But, if we show our ugly parts
That we hide away
They turn out to be beautiful
By the light of day!
Why not-

[Company]
Shine, shine, shine a light!

[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
On your deepest fears

[Company]
Let in sunlight now

[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
And your pain will disappear!

[Company]
Shine, shine, shine

[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
And your scars and your flaws

[Company]
Will look lovely because you shine!

[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
You shine a light

[Company]
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine, shine, shine a light

[Stoner Chick: Rachel Flynn]
Every day's a battlefield
When pride's on the line

[Preppy: Dustin Sullivan]
I attack your weaknesses

[Stoner Chick, Ms. Fleming: Rachel Flynn, Michelle Duffy]
And pray you don't see mine
 
[Bitter Geek: ???]
But if I share my ugly parts
 
[Bitter Geek, Goth Girl, Ms. Fleming: ???, ???, Michelle Duffy]
And you show me yours
 
[Bitter Geek, Goth Girl: ???, ???]
Our love can knock our walls down
 
[Bitter Geek, Goth Girl, Stoner Chick, Preppy, Ms. Fleming: ???, ???, Rachel Flynn, Dustin Sullivan, Michelle Duffy]
And unlock all our-
 
[Bitter Geek, Goth Girl, Stoner Chick, Preppy: ???, ???, Rachel Flynn, Dustin Sullivan]
Doors!
 
[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
Go on-
 
[Ms. Fleming, company: Michelle Duffy, etc.]
Shine, shine, shine a light
 
[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
On your deepest fears!
 
[Company]
Let in sunlight now
 
[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
And your pain will-
 
[Ms. Fleming, company: Michelle Duffy, etc.]
Disappear!
 
[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
Who wants to share what's in their heart?
No volunteers? Fine, I'll start
My name's Pauline
I live alone
My husband left
My kids are grown
In the 60s love was free
That did not work out well for me
The revolution came and went
Tried to change the world
Barely made a dent
I have struggled with despair
I've joined a cult
Chopped off my hair
I chant, I prayed, but god's not there
So Steve! I'm ending our affair!
And I faked it, every single time
Woo, that feels fan-freaking-tastic
1, 2, take me home kids!
 
[Company]
Shine, shine, shine a light
 
[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
On your deepest fears!
 
[Company]
Let in sunlight now
 
[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
And your pain will disappear!
 
[Company]
Shine, shine, shine
 
[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
And your scars and your flaws
 
[Ms. Fleming, Company: Michelle Duffy]
Will look lovely because you shine!
 
[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
You shine, you shine a liiiiiiiiiiiight
 
[Company]
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine, shine, shine a light
 
[Ms. Fleming: Michelle Duffy]
Yeah!
 
[Ms. Fleming, company: Michelle Duffy, etc.]
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine, shine, shine a light
Shine a light! YEAH!

Shine a Light [Instrumental]

Heathers: The Musical is a musical with music, lyrics and book by Laurence O'Keefe and Kevin Murphy, based on the 1988 film of the same name written by Daniel Waters.

Heathers Official Site:
https://www.heathersthemusical.com/

Lyrics

[Veronica: Barrett Wilbert Weed]
Listen up, folks
War is over
Brand new sheriff's come to town
We are done
With acting evil
We will lay our weapons down
We're all damaged, we're all frightened
We're all freaks
But that's alright
We'll endure it, we'll survive it
Martha, are you free tonight?

[Martha: Katie Ladner]
What?

[Veronica: Barrett Wilbert Weed]
Uhm...
My date for the pep rally kinda blew-
... me off, so...
So, I was wondering if you weren't doing anything tonight, maybe we could pop some Jiffy Pop...
... And rent a video,
... Something with a happy ending.

[Martha: Katie Ladner]
... Are there any happy endings?

[Veronica: Barrett Wilbert Weed]
... I can't promise no more Heathers
High school may not ever end
Still, I miss you,
I'd be honored
If you'd- let me be your friend

[Martha: Katie Ladner]
My friend

[Veronica, Martha, Men: Barrett Wilbert Weed, Katie Ladner]
We can be seventeen
We can learn how to chill
If no one loves me now,
Someday, somebody will (Woah...)
We can be seventeen (Woah...)
Still time to make things right (Woah...)
One day, we'll change the world (Woah...)
But let's go back to life (Woah...)

[Women, Men]
Let's kick back tonight (And ya know, ya know, ya know...)
Let's go be seventeen (We can be beautiful)
Take off our clothes and dance (And ya know, ya know...)
Act like we're all still kids (And ya know, ya know)
'Cause this could be our final chance! ('Cause this could be our final...)
Always be seventeen (And ya know, ya know...)
Celebrate you and I (We can be beautiful)
Maybe we won't grow old (And ya know, ya know, you know)

[ALL]
And maybe then we'll never die
We'll make it beautiful
We'll make it beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful!

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