this song just has so much personaity to it

SHSHHSHSALLALALLALLALAlalla get the fuck out of here this is amazing

I dont believe in fate but I did just save a bee from drowning while listening to this song so take that as you will

THIS SONG IS SO GENIUS i love the wordplay

phemiec

The better to eat you with -The Stereosexuals (Bigger than yours)

Uzumaki

starlight - jack conte

5-Hydroxytriptamine

Simple Science - Cricket!

Simple Science

Think im In Hell Now  (Freestyle in style of Linkin Park)

4/8/21 EDIT: The response to this has been insane, I feel like I can't express enough gratitude for the attention this cover has been getting. Though I only hope I don't languish in One Hit Wonder Hell for all eternity, wish me luck everyone
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I'd been wanting to record a cover of my favorite pre-Dinosaurchestra Lemon Demon track for quite a while now. 

Lemon Demon has always been a giant influence on me and was honestly a big reason I started regularly making music. Neil Cicierega showed me that you could make awesome music (while also being a comedian, an actor, a filmmaker, an editor, a puppeteer, an animator, a programmer, a mashup artist, etc.) even if you were just a kid sitting in your bedroom, and it's something that's motivated and inspired me for years.

Lemon Demon songs are really fucking elaborate in their production, especially for being composed and mixed all by one guy, and I never appreciated that more than when trying to transcribe a 6 minute song cycle of his by ear. this mightve broken the record for the most individual patterns ive ever created in FL studio for a single song, clocking in at approximately 84; and it mightve also broken the record for the most mixer tracks ive used in one song, at 47.

LYRICS:
You may be friendly looking on the outside
But I know why you only wear long sleeves
And I know why you shake with the wrong hand
Don't try to hide it, ‘cause I do believe that…

You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw!
what a surprise

I saw it gleaming underneath the fabric
I saw you reaching under, tightening a screw
You try to keep it out of sight in the shadows
Sneaking me that evil little glance that you do

Oh!
You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw!
what a surprise

Are you the grisly result of some unauthorized
Genetics lab experiment gone wrong? (Gone wrong.)
Was there an accident, resulting in the radioactive
Instrument for which I wrote this song?

I know you're planning on assassinating me with just
A couple well placed slashes to the head (To the head)
But nonetheless I figure, why not ask some questions now?
I won't be asking many when I'm dead

You may be friendly looking on the outside
But I know why you only wear long sleeves
And I know why you shake with the wrong hand
Don't try to hide it, ‘cause I do believe that…

You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw!
what a surprise

Go ahead, take a shred, kill me dead
With that atomic copper claw!
Yeah, that's what I said
(Okay.)

Atomic copper claw…
Atomic copper claw…
Atomic copper claw…

You still deny it's even there
All you return me is a stare
If you're so sure of yourself, why don't show me your hand?
I know your secret and there's no point lying, don't you understand?
Yes, I am well aware. I know it's there

Atomic copper claw!
Atomic copper claw!
Atomic copper claw!

You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw!
That atomic copper claw

Atomic Copper Claw (Lemon Demon cover)

A Sollux Captor fansong with Sollux<3Aradia Undertones and some rather silly voice acting. More lighthearted than a lot of my other stuff.

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Homestuck(c) Andrew Hussie

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LYRICS 
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(Heh. This is ridiculous.)

One of me is my enemy 
the other me is a pretty cool guy 
but I haven't seen him around lately 
we don't see eye to eye

There's too much noise and too much spit 
but I think I've gotten the hang of it 
or at least I thought I did 
until you up and kicked the bucket 
(Wait! I mean... oh, f*ck it)

(Would you just get out of here? I'm trying to concentrate!)

What do you see in him? What could I say 
to convince you not to hop his way? 
I've never been too good at the ebb and sway 
much prefer the electrical current

The bees are buzzing in my mind 
that double crossing and two-timing (get it?) 
prospectors pan shifting through sand 
searching for a golden nugget

Little brains build little bridges trying to connect, but I'm already on the other side, 
you'd know a lot about that, right? I'm twice the man as he is, I'll work for you double-time

Would that be fine?

:D *SNARKY WHISTLE BREAK!* :D

(C'mon seriously?)

Of course it's fine.

(Okay, cut it out. That's it. I'm serious. No whistling.)

Primarily, I'm primary 
though some may say I'm incomplete 
and should be in a jar 
label me “DO NOT EAT”

Hope has struck me in the face 
and with his ace of clubs he shoved me 
back into the race 
cause second place still wins a trophy

I might have overheated, now remind me how I died, was it my motherboard, or just my RAM? 
Now I've found a player two in you, I'm glad I fried, I'm using every second that I can 
of Double Time, Double Time...

Double trouble bursting bubbles 
Where you go I'll follow 
Hollow-eyed and now I'm fine 
I'm only making up for lost time

Tick and tock and red and blue 
The colours and the sounds I never knew 
When they were all I saw 
Now sightless-eyed and empty-jawed

Double Time...

(...Oh geeze, what is it now? Okay, here. Give it over here. You're just making it worse.

But don't bug me anymore unless it's an emergency, okay?...)

~

Double Time

~*~ ALBUM OUT 1/1/19 ~*~

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Feferi Filk! My longest fansong yet! Very folky and mood-whiplash-y, so if it's too slow for you at first wait a bit. :)

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Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

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LYRICS
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There was a darkness, that soothed me, and raised me up to dream
in an abyss, those nightmares, they're not what they seem
they whispered of a world they'd known
where every child was their own 
all the colours of an oil spill when moonlight hits the wave, I'll save you all.

You've seen all the things that I've seen, you've been all the places I've been, my friend
you know all the things that I know, well maybe not all but most so who cares who is better or worse than anyone?
I've made mistakes along the way, but who said things should stay the same, I don't agree
the universe is filled with so “moray” new exciting things to sea, for you an me

you don't need saving, you can save yourself
you're all so special from the inside out, 
Just take a second, look how far we've come
I bet if the nightmares could see me now they'd say well done

well done, well done, well done daughter, daughter well done.

There was a darkness, that knew me, and raised me wild and strong
so hated, and so feared was she, though fearful most of all
she whispered of a hunger deep
and as old as the bones beneath her meat
all strange serenades and never sleeps yet never wakes, I'll break your fall

you've done everything that you could, you feel like there's something else you're supposed to do
who crossed that road, who burned that bridge, who fought that current and swam with the fish, was it you?
I've lost a friend, I've gained a friend, what's a friend mean but a means to an end? I tried my best with
everyone I've ever loved ill outlive unless I can find where life inside me rests, it is my test

You don't need saving, anymore, anymore
but I'm still waving from a not-so-distant shore
just take a second, look at what you'll start
I'm sorry that I couldn't save you, from darkness inside your heart

your heart, your heart, your hardened heart, friend...

Save You

Kurloz/Meulin filk. Track art by the incredibly talented <a href="http://nicholanton.tumblr.com/">Nicholanton</a>.

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Music/Lyrics (c) Me/Phemiec
Track Art (c) <a href="http://nicholanton.tumblr.com/">Nicholanton</a>
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

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LYRICS
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I said a word
it got caught in my throat, and it burned
slipped off my tongue and I choked,
you were concerned for a second 
then cries echoed into the night, lesson learned

because you heard a word 
that I said, and this word how it rang 
in your head, it was loud and glorious, yes
and from where you lay on my chest 
well, you heard it best

but you held me closely while I screamed
and I watched the thinnest trails of green 
run down your neck, and drip from your chin 
thin trails of green, thin lines, on gray skin

Thin lines on gray skin
Thin lines on gray skin
where they world ends that's were we begin
my thin line, my thin line

I said a word
was it a blessing or curse?
Nobody knows the whole story, 
nobody hears me but you 
and you would have heard more if you could have I'm sure

because you heard my word, 
you still do with your hands, eyes and rest of you too
little stray on my lap, zealot, hellcat
can't forgive what I did to my dream-maker, 
(has thou forsaken her?)

And if you knew what I knew, would you object?
Are we madmen or soothsayers? Truthfully, sweet heretic?
I bit off the bit that silenced the world for you, sewed up my sin
With thin threads of black, thin lines on gray skin

Thin lines on gray skin
Thin lines on gray skin
when they world ends, that's where our work begins
my thin line, my thin line

Thin Lines

A Beta Kids Christmas song, each stanza is a different kid. Happy Holidays folks!

Music/Lyrics (c) Me/PhemieC/Hamsters
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie 

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LYRCS
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You call me down for Christmas cake
Although that's not a thing, I sigh
but I take a plate, I take a bite
and the look that you give me is heavy with pride

You bring me sticks that you find in the wild 
and I count every one and then hang them 
over the fire with patterns of wire and bow 
then we roll on the carpet and howl in the snow

There is a place that I'm home
In condos, apartments, in suburbs and islands
there is a face that I know
and wherever it is I find that my Christmas isn’t cold

You wake me up by dumping presents 
on my bed and forcing my head 
into a hat that's red and white, 
then it's up to the roof for a snowball fight

You get the brandy and offer me some 
although we both know I'm too young 
and when I refuse you're amused then pass out 
so I turn on the reruns and watch them with you on the couch

There is a place that I'm home
In condos, apartments, in suburbs and islands
there is a face that I know
and wherever it is I find that my Christmas isn’t cold
that my Christmas isn’t cold

It's the end of the day and it's way too late 
but I log in just to say “Hi!”
What's up? What did you get? What was your Christmas like?

There is a place that I'm home
In condos, apartments, in suburbs and islands
there is a face that I know
and wherever it is I find that my Christmas isn’t cold
my Christmas isn’t cold (x6)
Ho, ho, ho...home.

Home

An update fansong. Trickster Jane's POV. Enjoy! :)

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music/lyrics (c) phemiec/hamsters
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

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LYRICS
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Hello, my candy coated darling, it's your vanilla baby
I've come to say I love you and I always have
I find it so amusing, I used to be confused and
afraid that you would never love me back

But now I see that we were always meant to be
you and me forever planting lots of family trees
counting out our children, half a zillion at least
we'll name the boys for you and we will name the girls for me

Hello, the sour peach of my skin, the sweetest poison icing
so tasty it could rot your teeth and brain
The chaotic consumption, the diabetic gumption
to do a thing like make me go insane

and leave this plane of reality completely
float among the clouds of pink and blue cotton candy
let's blast into space and race around like airplanes
spreading multicolored chem-trails, soda pop and acid rain

Feels so neat! Never wanna be myself again, I just wanna be SW--E--ET!
Feels so fun! Never wanna come back down...

Goodbye to heartbreak on my birthday, annoying boys who hurt me
with all the stupid things they do and say
I can't even remember, what I was so upset for
Spun sugar melts in water anyway

So no more crying, dry those tears, I'll end your pain
Soon you'll feel the cherry syrup running through your veins
Heaven is a grinning face with not a trace of shame
Take a taste of every flavour, favour anything but plain

Feels so neat! Never wanna be myself again, I just wanna be SW--E--ET!
Feels so fun! Never wanna come back down....

Sweet

A Vriska Fansong. Not much else to say.

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Music/Lyrics(c)PhemieC
Homestuck(c)Andrew Hussie

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LYRICS
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Once upon a time a stutter disgusted me, 
muttered distrust at me, pity you couldn't fly.
I've only ever taken what's mine,
So what if I help you, I'm helping myself, too?

Twice I got the wind knocked out of me, why?
Just to curl up and die? No, I've got too much pride.
So I breathe it in then let it out slow,
When I turn to go, find you trailing behind.

I fought for every last inch that I got
Forgive me for leaving my spot
Not standing in w8 while you finished the race 
with those two broken legs you've got.

One thing's for sure...
If I were you I never would have let it stop me,
I never have before.
And if you knew what I went through while trying to get through to you, you'd thank me!

You'd get down on one knee, no matter how much it hurt
and you would say “I'm sorry”, but I would say it first...

Once, the two of us were eye for an eye
Now I've given up trying, how could I be so blind?
You'll never let me settle the score
To you I'm the scourge, not the the partner in crime.

I fought for every last one of you schmucks!
I might as well have saved my luck
Not wasted it all on some shortsighted, know-it-all
so-called friends, you're not.

One thing's for sure...
If I were you I never would have let it stop me,
I never have before.
And if you knew what I went through while trying to get through to you, you'd thank me!

You'd find me in a dream, on some uncharted map
And I would say I'm sorry, and you would want me back...

Once the world was just a web and a spider, and so was I.
A liar in a dress of white. 

An Apology

A GamTav song, written for a Valentines Day contest. Veeeery angsty, Also there's a swear word! :0

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Homestuck(c) Andrew Hussie

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LYRICS
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Boy, you get my guts tied up in such a twisted noisy ruckus
Heaven sent that you are, wouldn't lift a claw or cut me off 'cause
Rambling as I ever am I shamble to your chair and stables
Watch you all enraptured as you shuffle cards and stutter fables

Break my habit, you're my habit, I'd trade my limbs for one of you
Two legs for two lips, now I'd say that's a fair trade, wouldn't you?
Drop my habit, you're my habit, I'd trade my habit to get you back and I'm
Like a fool without a calling, like a heartsick fool

Boy, you like to play the martyr, but if I pray a little harder
If I close the window and come back here when I'm not so sober
If I said it plainly not in riddle-rhymes, all cagey, 
Would you answer with a smile made of brackets or look at me strangely?

Break my habit, you're my habit, I'd trade my limbs for one of you
Two legs for two lips, now I'd say that's a fair trade, wouldn't you?
Drop my habit, you were my habit, I'd trade my habit to get you back and 
It's you and I again just writing, shiftless, click clack clicking, grinning 
Like a fool without a calling, like a heartsick fool

Boy, you're on the floor and on my fingers, dripping from my kisses
Eyes so vacant, would you hate it, if I said you look delicious?
The laughter dies and rots inside me, brother, it is you all over
Stay beside me here and guide me, unrequited would-be lover

Took my miracle, you're my miracle, I'd trade my brains for one of you
Two gods for two voices, I'd say that's a fair trade, wouldn't you?
Need a miracle, you're my miracle, I'd trade a miracle to get you back and I'm
Left without a friend, soaked to the bone and backwards bent 
I'm seeing shades, screaming repent your sickness leave it here for lent 
Now witness, here, a fool without a calling! I'm a heartsick fool.
Still the fool without a calling, still a fucking fool.

Double Time

Hamsters

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