Name: Worst Song Ever by hanson5000 in 5000 Ways To Die In The West
Duration: 3 min 25 s
Description: just in case you thought this was for real

5000 Ways To Die In The West

Purple Drank

(ladies and gentlemen, introducing, the one and only, hanson5000)

ive got a new conceptual sauce
flipping every single one of you who ever doubted me off
now im stomping on it, lost prophet, rock it off the top
off topic, awfully caught up in the pocket, but 

Ive got a problem, i dont know just how to solve it
but im all about that bass so haters write a column
all of em, ill just dissolve em in my cauldron
polymer headed swallowers, ronald mcdonald, follow it

ive got a hollow in my chest and i coddle it
all the way to bury my little sorrows in followings
i kinda wallow in it, no im not shit
till i fall out of this automatic trap, start calling it

ive got a problem with all of the faulty promises
honestly if nobody listens, then im anonymous 
fuck it, ill just be the awesomess at it
crossing another awful song off of my list, like this

(ive got no strings, to hold me down, 
 to make me fret, or make me frown
 i had strings, but now i see
 there are no strings on me)

bam, i just rendered a master plan
yes maam ima hit it once again if i can
i got the whole damn world in the palm of my hands
(there are no strings on me)

i gotta take another stand for it man
understand that i never had a plan, here i am
but then again they said i cant, yes i can cuz
(there are no strings on me)

ive got no label im able to say whatever i want
anything im capable of putting on paper
i make the beat so if i get an idea, i fuckin do it cuz
(there are no strings on me)

ive got a little talent, ive got a big plan
yes maam, ima do it once again, yes i can
ive got a problem but im about to solve it cuz
(there are no strings on me)

you know what really pisses me off, im here making this shitty music and your out there making money, money you would never spend on one of these retarded songs, you wouldn't even listen to them for free. well fuck you, im gonna keep doing this, and contribute nothing to society. why? cuz nobody likes and i cant deal with it and im just a big fucking baby

bam, is he doing it once again?
yes maam, think i cant? yes i can, yes i can
but then again do i wanna be another wannabe cuz
(there are no strings on me)

ive got a lot of soap box in my step
yes maam, ima do it once again, dont forget
ive got problems but dont everybody got em, still
(there are no strings on me)

ive got a lot of ambition, man your missing the point
ive got a joint, and im fishing for coins, im at a point
i enjoy it, i dont care where this is going cuz
(there are no strings on me)





I've Got No Strings

autotelic automaton
wrong if you think im gone, im a seanomenon
they say i sell it too strong, well i got the letter
and im better off not chopping the cost off the top
so this isnt gonna stop,
i got a list, and this is just a kiss
like a set up to the premise, every sentence
dennis the menace, endless, senseless, relentless, degenerate

im trying to get a grip, im doing due diligence 
resilience mixed with pure silliness
but i have a feeling this spirit will set me free

(are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? are you ready for a miracle?)

I'm too kindly, this feelings unsettling
im betting everything, leveling every energy
hella see, i am the product of my jealousy
irrelevance and the fact that everybody leaves
everybody please, sit the fuck down
and shut your damn mouth when your talking to me
im rockin a beat, im the beez knees
im not gonna stop keep knocking these
geez keep a sock in it please
mocking me is like putting a pad lock on a tree
on a 90 degree angle and trying to strangle it
im gonna mangle this rap shit, fandangle it

this is just the state of the mission, im still fishin
this is just collateral damage, i still manage
this is just the plan with no home field advantage
this is me landing on a shooting star man
slam it to the planet
mannin up, standin on my own two
gotta do what i gotta do
so however you measure my attitude
whatever it matters dude
man, ima do whatever i do, so fuck you

(no fool nor a jester)  a mighty manifester
i think we can agree the wrong dude to play chess with
lets just forget this mess were left in cuz the spirit will set us free

(are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? are you ready for a miracle?)

on a steady roll, row till the boat dont float
oh no, are you ready? fo sho!
damn i dont know where to go
so im gonna manage wherever the flow goes man
stand up to the panic
plannin up, handling my own
you never know when your gonna go
so whenever the weather is mad at you
the better your attitude
but ima do whatever i do

(are you ready for a miracle? ready as i can be!)

are you ready for a steady flow
hella cold, ready for whatever so this spirit will set you free? huh?

(are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? are you ready for a miracle?)
 




Worst Song Ever

hanson5000

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