BIRDS OF PREY

LOCKED-ON

Oh… My God! That Creeper You Just Smiled At? Like Literally Just Stumbled Up Here and Like, Literally Stared At Melanie and Amber For Like….Forever. Then He Yells…What Did He Say? Oh Yeah…Yeah, Yeah! I know!.....You’re So Fat Melanie…He Yells “Marvin’s Gaye! Here My Dear!” Then Literally You Guys, Literally…Giggles Like A Schoolgirl…and Dances Himself Off….Right Over There On That Stool…Don’t Sit There
Royce Kekahbah/Eliot Kekahbah

She said she saw me and my sex looked too easy
But she was drinking for a one-night stand
She’d heard the word that her old man had been cheating
To make it worse it was with her best friend
My dear, I’m just happy to be here
Not you buddy, go on bout’ your way
If she meant you buddy she would look your way
And I’m here to hear you night and day
No not you buddy go on bout’ your way
If we meant you buddy we would look your way
She said let’s go you know I’m willing and able
I’ll show you things you’ve only seen on the web
I do this thing with my tongue and my navel
And do you mind if I bring my new friend
My dears I’m just happy to be here
So yes your friend’s more than welcome to cum too
Who am I to deny those such as you
I’ve lived well, hell I’ve lived for two
But never two such as fine as you and you
Who am I to deny my dreams come true
We tried to leave but dudes kept blocking to stop us
We saw the good and bad, but ugly prevailed
The lines were cheaper than those novelty condoms
But there they were a few waiving in the air
My dears I’m just happy to be here
So step aside buddy let us bout’ our way
Who am I? I’m the guy that will get laid
But we’d better fly...and then I saw you walking by 
And I tried for polite on the night of my life
Lost my bearings in time, I bet, you bet
I saw you smile and now I’ll wish these two a good-night
Well miss you know you’re right
I bet, you bet, I, I bet, you bet, I


Here My Dear

HANTAYO

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