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thedefendingchamp

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Fell in love with a girl who dosnt even exist
the fact that she's mine is the only thing that matters
im obsessed with something ill never even have
so slit my wrists again and cut through the scabs

these sloots can stay mad cause they know this love is priceless
im jumping out of this 3d plane of existence
with a dakimura pillowcase tied around my neck
holding me tightly as i kill myself

my waifu is waiting for me to join her
life is the problem 
death is the answer

every night i go to sleep and only dream about her
see her face everyday as the background on my computer
liking girls is gay but my waifu is forever
once i hang myself then we'll be together

my waifu is waiting for me to join her
life is the problem 
death is the answer

my waifu

Craig Robertson
loves to shoot his guns
He goes to church on Sunday
he's kind to everyone 
He keeps up with the daily news
He loves God and his country too
When someone tries to tear it down
he knows just what to do

Craig Robertson 
You just wanted a little fun
Now you're bleeding out in the Provo sun
'cause the feds came by with their loaded guns
Their black vans parked on your lawn
Their black boots and their armor on
They bust in at the break of dawn
You know that they just want you gone 
oh no

He's got a dream
Loves to be free
He puts his thoughts on Facebook 
for everyone to see
The president is stopping by
and Craig's got something new to try
Oh once he's dusted off his gun
He's gonna make him die oh-

Craig Robertson

Goner

black ops

handguns are beautiful

(Note from archivist: This was taken from the Chudmaxxed YouTube channel, www.youtube.com/@Chudmaxxed

Penguinband did not have this song on his soundcloud at the time he deleted his account)

New personality just dropped
Getting mad at Russia and Ukraine
Evil bad man must be stopped
Russia bad you exclaim

So you're changing your Twitter profile picture
And you're buying Ukraine flag litter
Making J*** so much richer
All for some useless fucking quitters

Freeze and starve for Ukraine
Give up your house, give up everything
Freeze and starve for Ukraine
Give up your house, give up everything

Freeze and starve for Ukraine
Give up your house, givе up everything
Freeze and starvе for Ukraine
Give up your house, give up everything

Your fluoride brain
Tells you to love Ukraine
You act so lame
Everyday is the fucking same

So you're changing your Twitter profile picture
And you're buying Ukraine flag litter
Making J*** so much richer
All for some useless fucking quitters

Freeze and starve for Ukraine
Give up your house, give up everything
Freeze and starve for Ukraine
Give up your house, give up everything

Freeze and starve for ukraine
Give up your house give up everything
Freeze and starve for ukraine
Give up your house give up everything

Freeze and Starve For Ukraine - Penguinband

FBI (gee tee cover)

Make me sick make me sad
Only love I ever had

I feel like my life is done
No one can be enough 
If they’re not you

Break my heart, heart breaker
Break my heart, heart breaker

Make me die end my life
I just want you by my side

I feel like my life just sucks
No one can be enough
If they’re not you

Break my heart, heart breaker
Break my heart, heart breaker

Break My Heart (Heartbreaker)

This is what I'm thinking in the shower after getting rejected for the 10,000th time

I hadn't been on a date in so long
Burned her a CD with her favorite songs
But she turned me down so i snapped it in half
I'm so full of hate, I'm not stopping at that

So I'm killing stacy
'cuz she'd never date me
Won't even look at me
Now she has no choice

I'm killing her friends now
Kill every foid in this town
Till I reach my last round
I'll save that for me

Make you beg for mercy
Plead and cry on your knees
Make you say you love me
But you're still gonna die

Just wanted to love you
Now I have to kill you
Ohhh BANG BANG

It didn't have to end up this way
Could've gone out with me, even just for a day
I would've been the best husband and dad
There was never a chance since I'm not a chad

So I'm killing stacy
'cuz she'd never date me
Won't even look at me
Now she has no choice

I'm killing her friends now
Kill every foid in this town
'till I reach my last round
I'll save that for me

Make you beg for mercy
Plead and cry on your knees
Make you say you love me
But you're still gonna die

Just wanted to love you
Now I have to kill you
Ohhh BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Apathy

♱HARD🕊CHRIST♱

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