Club Bangaz - from me, DJ hargy! One Love x

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Inspired by the music that came from the gay clubs in the early 90s. Specifically Trade and FF. This mix is a modern take on those 90s tunes

Boom-bang-a-bang

Dearest Colonel Stephanie Bong Bong Bong Willowfish Hamster

Re: Your Recent Parcel

The pile ointment came in extremely useful, thank you once again. Its at times like these when the old adage "a friend in need is a friend indeed" springs to mind. Were it not for the kind actions of a few thoughtful friends, then I feel my 'clements' would have blown up like huge balloons. It was, I think a very close call and by way of a thank you I have attached some mixes to this SoundCloud media tune website what-ja-ma-call-it for you to download and play on your computing machine.

As I understand, these techno soundscapes have been mixed by my nephew, young dj hargy. I'm not quite sure what this 'mixing' thing is - I ask you, a woman of the world, who has stepped out of the house at least three times in the last year and sampled the sights, sounds and belly dancers of Siddenham, to enlighten me. Unfortunately, bereft of legs and the will to live, I cannot be bothered to find the door handle and my subscription to "Agoraphobics Weekly" seems to be piling up outside. I can no longer see through the letter box and Blinky my blind, but every faithful nurse refuses point blank to fashion an escape route.

Apparently this website page thing is promotional and for the express purposes of getting young hargy work 'spinning the wheels of steel', as he likes to put it, in some salubrious establishment or other. I keep telling him in no uncertain terms to forget the whole idea and take up a sensible past-time like sub-aqua sword fighting or transcendental kipper collecting. But he will not listen.

Can you cast your ears across his selection of dance tunes - I am sure the Pilkington on Sea Chapter of the Women's Institute are putting on a Bring and Buy sale shortly and hargy would love to liven up said event. Should the Find the Cat on the Mat under the Hat next to the Fat Splattered Rat competition need "pepping up" with the latest in tech grooves, then hargy is your Musical Maestro.

Of my nephew, I will say this. He has big feet and knows what way round to put his shoes on.

Yours sincerely

Theresa Dick-Whittington Cholmondley Bling Smythe-Blingson OBE

