Eyeball Juice Is Thicker Than Water

I walk five hundred different dogs at once for you (oh yes I do)
I build a sculpture of St Martin's College for you (oh yes I do)
I make a pot of soup and boil it dry for you (oh yes I do)
I buy a broken 8-track tape machine for you (oh yes and)
I piss neon fire for you
I draw a picture of a carpet swatch for you (oh yes I do)
I climb a mountain without wearing pants for you (oh yes I do)
I leave a record to warp in the sun for you (oh yes I do)
I try and fail to fly a kite indoors for you (oh yes and)
I piss neon fire for you
The things I do for you
To show I care for you
May not make sense to you
But I can assure you
I do them all for you
I write slash fiction in cryptic crosswords for you (oh yes I do)
I do handstands when no-one is looking for you (oh yes I do)
I change the channel sixty times an hour for you (oh yes I do)
I wear my elbows right down to the bone for you (oh yes and)
I piss neon fire for you
I do

The Things I Do For You

Confidence is a preference that becomes turtling behind a shield in what is known as DARKSOULS!
The gaping dragon can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as DARKSOULS!
I run all the way to the four kings and they take me out with one shot, they love to gang up on me. DARKSOULS!
Who’s that gut lord marching? You should pick that hammer up mate, do some executions! DARKSOULS!

ALL THE PEOPLE, SO MANY PEOPLE, THEY ALL DIE HAND IN HAND, HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR DARK SOULS

I get up when I want, except for those times when I’m rudely invaded by a darkwraith. DARKSOULS!
I put my armour on, fill up my estus flask, and I think about leaving the bonfire. DARKSOULS!
I kill the hollows, I sometime kill the rats too, it gives me a sense of enormous well being. DARKSOULS!
And then I’m happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge that there will always be a sunbro I can summon for help. DARKSOULS!

ALL THE PEOPLE, SO MANY PEOPLE, THEY ALL DIE HAND IN HAND, HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR DARK SOULS

Dark souls. DARKSOULS!
Dark souls. DARKSOULS!
It’s got nothing to do with your cheap backstab technique you know. DARKSOULS!
And it’s not about the bonewheel skeletons, who go round and round and round and round… DARKSOULS!

ALL THE PEOPLE, SO MANY PEOPLE, THEY ALL DIE HAND IN HAND, HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR DARK SOULS
ALL THE PEOPLE, SO MANY PEOPLE, THEY ALL DIE HAND IN HAND, HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR DARK SOULS

Harmless Swamp Devils