https://mechayuri.bandcamp.com/album/canadiharmoniep

VERSE 1: 

These kids won't teach themselves, I'm a maniac 
An asshole with no self control 
Jack in one hand and a pack of smokes in another 
Fall into vices like fallin trap holes. 
Do we keep going? I don't even know 
These kids won't teach themselves but I'm not a teacher 

Take it from the back (Oh) 
Kill 'em on the track (Oh) 
Think I'm a hack? (Oh) 
We don't need to know 

VERSE 2: 

I got an 8 inch robot dick like i’m Robocop 
Smoke next to some doors, i’m not scared of 'ops 
Said she wanna talk, Asian eyes like Brock 
Hampton playing on my phone 'till she takes off her top 

And we’re sitting here just listening to SATURATION III on repeat and I don’t know what to say anyway 
I mean this night is pretty- 
We’re feeling sorta shitty even more we’re feeling hungry 

At 2 we skrrt skrrt to the M like McDonalds 
Order a six piece nug and 8 double doubles 
We run the gambit, Highway 7 down the rondo 
We in the hood like Richmond Hill, this ain’t Toronto 

And I sleep, rapping on a Joji beat

VICES (PROD. DJ SPLUBBO)

https://mechayuri.bandcamp.com/album/canadiharmoniep

VERSE 1: 

I bought an ounce of weed and don’t even feel better 
I bum a boge from cleaning, don’t even have a lighter 
Just tryna find some meaning, Is this just what my life is? 
I'm feeling twenty one 

I smoke a bowl a day and I really wish i didn’t 
I have a lot of friends but sometimes i think i shouldn’t 
I woke up late again and I gotta take an Uber 
Round trip those Ubers, yeah 

Alarms don’t wake me up 
The only thing that does is the smell of steamed pork baos 
And it’s all because of you 

Your bangs they cheer me up 
But what cheers me more is more is when i draw a +4 
Get riggity wrecked son 

At least i got my vape on, hotboxing in in the scoober 
Shouts out my boy Muhammad, he whips around the Uber 
He says he wants to be a computer engineer and 
I kinda like that sound 

But i show up late to class and start swiping right on Tinder 
A fan of Mac Demarco, I’m feeling kinda bitter 
She says she likes my haircut, I said I wanna meet her 
I never meet her, no 

VERSE 2: 

Context versus intent, from person to faggot in an instant 
Like in the Predator's gaze, they feel like the victim, 
Silencing gays but pretending they're with them and 

I could never begin to want to understand 
Who the fuck they think they are 

VERSE 3: 

I do my best because I don't know any better 
I'd rather wear my favorite shirt than dress for the weather 
I'd love to wear the jacket I was wearing when I met her 
but I lost it 

And I lose face sometimes but I still smile 
'Cause I learned you can be what you want when you pretend that's what you are 
But it only goes so far 
The road's still hard 
And you're still driving the car 

And it's time to change lanes 
And Ubers run late 
And I'm all out of vape 
And I'm bending my back just to stand up straight 
Try to not look directly at your face 
That's not my place 

I spend minutes trying to think how to shave a couple seconds 
I spend hours thinking how I'd spend a second chance 
To go to one of those high school dances 
Skip out the afterparty 
Spend my other chances on finally getting started 
On that studio 
Or a portfolio 
Or spending more time with all the people I know 
But in the end I don't 
That's how things go 
Go to school, break bones, drive slow, drive home 
All alone

UBERS (PROD. MELTFACE)

https://mechayuri.bandcamp.com/album/canadiharmoniep

VERSE 1: 

Got a bag of the gas, got a little Timmies 
Got a double double, big head like Jimmy's 
I don't wanna go, long ride alone 
I can call an Uber, data on my phone 

Got a bag of the reef, got a bitch on his knees 
Double double like speed, my bars like a disease 
Now they spraying Febreze, it's a nice scent 
Get lost in his eyes, like the ocean 
Look in his face got me in my emotions 
Talk to 'em, smooth like lotion 

HOOK: 

Made in China, my boy Ching Liu slinging finest products 
He’s a pirate but that doesn’t mean his shit does suck 
I’m a client, getting shit for free no price at all 
So reliant, having no money kind of sucks my balls 

VERSE 2: 

I ain’t no soundclout but I got a million thoughts running in and out my head and my eyeballs 
I’m scared of hard falls and shaky metaphors, like the one about the walls where the walls embody walls 

I don’t abide with your lawless ambition just to limit the population’s access to information 
Call your local politician let them know what’s up 
Call me the culprit cause I like to keep my ratio up 

I bust ass tryna just record a minute of music 
Friends laugh when they ask me, “Thom what DAW you using?”

Without Ching Liu there’s no me 
Without Ching Liu, can’t you see? 

Run around with my boys on the Warp Pipe Forums, smoke weed, go to sleep, dream about my harem, yeah 

Without Ching I’d be lost in Audacity, making shitty beats with just a drum and a tambourine, 
running harsh noise on the family’s plasma screen 
Rapping at a moderate velocity’s hard for me 

Did it all on Skype, back when we had shitty mics, and a bike, 
I would ride to the libe just so i could use the Wi-Fi 
Anime filling up the hard drive 
And that was way before I even really started watching Love Live

CHING (PROD. THA PRODUCER)

https://mechayuri.bandcamp.com/album/canadiharmoniep

CANADIHARMONIEP

INTRO (PROD. KERMIT THEE HERMIT)

[THE LYRICS ARE TOO LONG FOR SOUNDCLOUD, CHECK BANDCAMP]

https://mechayuri.bandcamp.com/album/canadiharmoniep

HarmoniCanadia