So I was looking through these old tracks out of idle curiosity, because I can't even remember making most of this stuff or what possessed me to.  I noticed that for some reason I uploaded a completely silly 22 minute track "in memory of Stephen Proski".  Looking at this, I found it very disrespectful, because Stephen is a Kansas City artist who's (fortunately) very much still alive.  Anyhow, now that I've gotten rid of that nonsense, I have some more space, so here's a fresh new track.

Mid City Meanderings

I like that on the wikipedia entry for the song, it says "Listeners in the United States who had never heard of Brooklyn Bounce before assumed it was an ode to Brooklyn."  ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Ready_to_Bounce )  Like, yeah, how could those dumb Yanks make such a silly assumption?  Like the other Brooklyn is the name of the group, but what's the group named after?  Does "Brooklyn" mean something I don't know about?

Ready To Fukcin Bounce

The Two Hundred And Fifty Second Phantoozler

Return of tha Madman, ya fukcin bulshit pieces of shit.

edit:  For Satan.

Fuckin Rhythm, Bulshit Dancer

Can you guess the name of the song and artist that this is an ambient remix of?  Hint- a clue to the artist name appears twice in the track image.

Ambient La Da Da De Da De Da

Foolish fool, I have nothing but filth for you.     :\

Get Ready For Filth, Fool

That I am a revolutionary, is a fact which becomes more clear and indisputable by the day.

Harper Hair Fun And Intimate Room Party Too Close For Comfort Mix

Deep Into the Heart of the Zone of Fukcin Bulshit!!!!!

Oh... and incidentally,,, the song that this may have been based on is one of the greatest of all time.  Seriously.  We've just been so oversaturated with it that we don't realize how great it is.

Mucho Macho Tyrant From The Year 8000

You know you want to be there.  Well I'll take you...  Also wytf isn't my thing embedding in wordpress like it always does.  https://harperhair.wordpress.com/2016/09/28/rat-race/

Clown Fest 2016

https://archive.org/search.php?query=creator%3A%22Harper%20Hair%22&sort=-publicdate

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