I had an attractive friend get a hip replacement, so I wanted to give her something to do while she recovered. Like I said, she was hot, so I really went out of my way. I wrote her a book and then turned it into an audiobook dedicated to her old hip bone. It's a noir detective story and if you like to be happy, you'll like to listen to it. 

The Fancy Chapter 4.5 (Flashback)

The Fancy Chapter 7

The Fancy Chapter 6

The Fancy Chapter 5

Harry Dreyfuss