A tribute to Cardi B's "Ring (ft. Kehlani)" about machine learning. 

Lyrics:

Train train train train

My GBM ain’t light no more
Oh ohhhh
Need to move on from prototyping
Dem params I can’t tune no more
I want a faster way than Gridsearch CV

Should I push first? I can’t decide
Beat da benchmark but a bitch got pride
Need to pickle that shit but my kernel died 
Cos I’m refitting 50 different models on the side
And you know I ain’t pushed a commit in a while
Brain’s all fuzzy from this error and trial
If I quit then that’s it cos I’m growing impatient
Might try one last Box Cox transformation 
You don’t want this gun smoke
Learn to code with my eyes if my hands broke
I don’t care if we change the objective and then hit re-train
I just don’t wanna change my training query again, digga

My GBM ain’t light no more
Oh ohhhh
Need to move on from prototyping
Dem params I can’t tune no more
I want a faster way than Gridsearch CV

Nah team now you gon' have to audit me
Been lookin' at these methods and they all me
Actin' like a single bug couldn’t reverse
These results from good to worse 
A single line a single typo all it takes now, coffee
You gon' be sick to yo stomach
Hit me when you free, 1-800
This PR needs attention like 911
And I really wanna move this Jira card to done
MSE on my screen; MSE in production (brr)
Need to ensure these results’ reproduction
Was a good girl, or am I naive
Cos these results just too good to believe 

My GBM ain’t light no more
Oh ohhhh
Need to move on from prototyping
Dem params I can’t tune no more
I want a faster way than Gridsearch CV

You used to be on my mind, gradient boosting all the time yeah
Love it how you make me feel
Like no one can learn nonlinear relationships like you do
You know it don’t go to my head, but I can be misled
To believe that I’d prefer no other algorithm instead

Now I’m all caught up, yeah I’ve dove deep in that modelling rabbit hole
Keep on adding features, trying to reach an infeasible accuracy goal

This sprint is over, sprint is over, baby

My GBM ain’t light no more
Oh ohhhh
Need to move on from prototyping
Dem params I can’t tune no more
I want a faster way than Gridsearch CV

Train (My GBM Ain't "Light" No More)

A tribute to Nicki Minaj's "Super Bass" about data engineering.

Lyrics:
This one goes out to all the bricklayers
Who be answerin our big data pipeline prayers
He be spitting workflows off the top of his head
He got the brains of an architect, hands of a dev

He chill, he real, he loves a free meal
Goes to meetups for the snacks and to make sure his stack is ill
He loud, he proud, he might play WoW
He ain’t afraid of scale and he works solely in the cloud 

He’s orchestrates the show (show), runs it like a pro (pro)
Loves his Airflow (flow), DAGs all in a row (row)
That’s the kind of dude I was lookin for
And yes you’ll get slapped if you’re lookin ho

Excuse me, you’re a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my your code is so damn DRY
The way, you serve data with bespoke APIs
You productionize models in the blink of an eye, uh

Yes I did yes I did
Somebody tell him who the eff I is
I am Michi T and I mack them devs up
Getting this production pipeline revved up

Containerize my code, and then fire away
Send those pods to their nodes, let it run all day
Boy you got that
Kubernetes, kubernetes 
Big data super batch
Kubernetes, kubernetes 
Big data super batch

This one is for the boys with the GPUs
Spinning up VMs for us to misuse
Making sure we using the most current tools 
Building top notch infra that don’t follow no rules

And I think I like him better with his agile cap on
Learn quick, fail fast, and then get your nap on
He just gotta make good estimations, when he make good estimations 
Then this sprint is poppin off, off, uh 

Excuse me you’re hell of a guy
You know I really got a thing for full-stack guys
Sigh, monitoring so good I could cry
I can tell you’re in touch with your DevOps side

Yes I did yes I did
Somebody tell him who the eff I is
I am Michi T and I mack them devs up
Getting this production pipeline revved up

Containerize my code, and then fire away
Send those pods to their nodes, let it run all day
Boy you got that
Kubernetes, kubernetes 
Big data super batch
Kubernetes, kubernetes 
Big data super batch  

See I need you in my life for me to stay
No, no, no, no, no I know you’ll stay
No, no, no, no, no don’t go away
Boy you got some models coming your way
Need to push petabytes and I am willing to pay
Boy you are our kubernetes kubernetes bae
Boy you are our kubernetes kubernetes bae

Containerize my code, and then fire away
Send those pods to their nodes, let it run all day
Boy you got that
Kubernetes, kubernetes 
Big data super batch
Kubernetes, kubernetes 
Big data super batch

Michi T

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