😴 - 5

Lyrics: 

They told me 
You will own nothing 
And you'll be happy

Klaus Schwab can go suck my dick
We're all familiar with your shtick 
Power-grubbing globalist scum
Go ahead and blow me a fat one 
(Yeah, motherfucker!)

You don't have the moral high ground
Just another corpo scum trying to idpol everyone
Distract them from the fact the you are the 1% 
And we'll never take it... 

You will never own me 
And if they try to make me 
Lose sight of myself 
I'll stand tall and say... 
Fuck the WEF!

Fuck The World Economic Forum

I Share Memes To Relieve Pain

FUCKBOY EXTERMINATION SQUAD

The Neo - Feminist Empowerment Song

Tumblr Kinda Stinks

Stream: https://open.spotify.com/album/2wFQNcnbMoMB3O1LK8eTcu?si=65o8ACQTTAmIH0uOkVDz0Q 

Lyrics:

Conservative pornstar
Always on my guitar
Degen annihilist
Anti-sex activist

I want to ban all the porn in the world
(I hate sex!) 
(I hate porn!)
(I hate degens!)

Prude? Bitch of course I am!
So glad you understand
Give my life to god and christ
They're my BFFs
Promiscuity is a societal rot 
(I'll purge it all, clean it up!)
(Make it better!)

I want to ban all the porn in the world
Believe in a reality where true love conquers all 
A better future, built on what's beautiful and pure
I know it's possible

Conservative Pornstar

Lyrics: 

I don't buy into your radical relativism at all 
Yeah, truth is real and that a hill I'm willing to die on 
(To die on...)
(Let's go!)

No it's not a power structure 
You're a brain-rot ideologue 
Trying to justify the debasement of the world 
Your utopia of self-conception is deception, you know it
But what's a lie or two for the sake of progress? 

And I will transcend it all 
Don't need a way out 
Of this bitter reality

Unlike you 
I'm not a chronic escapist 
Maybe just a little pissed off


No it's not a power structure 
You're a brain-rot ideologue 
Trying to justify the debasement of the world 
Your utopia of self-conception is deception, you know it
But what's a lie or two for the sake of progress? 

I get that you may have good intentions (just trying to be nice...)
But what kind of friend
Lies to your face?

(Critical theory sucks!)


No it's not a power structure 
You're a brain-rot ideologue 
Trying to justify the debasement of the world 
Your utopia of self-conception is deception, you know it
But what's a lie or two for the sake of progress?

Critical Theory Sux!

EDGEMASTER42 - Generation Zonked! (Ft. NyanMan310)

Lyrics:

Unemployment has a stench 
No, it doesn't come off...
No, it doesn't come off easily.
...And the man of inaction rots away.

Only years and years of neglect 
Can get you pissing in a bottle 
Unironically 
...And the man of inaction rots away.

Hypofrontality
Instant gratification
Has crippled him silly
...And the man of inaction rots away.

I know being a wagie sucks
But anything is better
Than perpetual rot

Self Loathing Man of Inaction

Lyrics:

I want to live in a gay 
Communist Anime
I don't care how, I don't care how
I don't care how (I don't care how)

A perfect civilization that is fair and just
And we put our cocks in other people's butts (nani?)
Daijobu friend? Don't be afraid
Your comrades are here to save the day


I want to live in a gay 
Communist Anime
Stalin is my senpai, Stalin is my senpai
Stalin is my senpai (Stalin is my senpai)

All the faggots in the room
Put your fucking hands up
(I'm here, I'm queer, I'm a marxist pioneer!)
Bitch, All the faggots in the room
Put your fucking hands up
Yes daddy scream at me because
I'm your bottom bitch, yeah!


I want to live in a gay 
Communist Anime
I don't care how, I don't care how
I don't care how (I don't care how)

Gay Communist Anime (2023 Remake)

Lyrics:

(I will get some)
(Trans Coochie!) 

Trans coochie makes me weak in my knees
Come over here for some birds and some bees
I have my pronouns on twitter so I'm on your side
Let me hit from behind I'm so progressive,  love the LGBT
It's not a fetish, I want you with me 
I want you dressed up in those thigh-high socks
Enough about bussy, I'm about girl cock

(I will get some)
(Trans Coochie!)
(Trans coochie...)
(Slay it!)
(Trans coochie...)
(Hit it!)
(Trans coochie...)
(Kill it!)
(Trans coochie...)
(I'm not gay!)

Yo girl you be looking like a snack
I wanna breed that neovag bare fucking back
I love your girl balls and that feminine prostate 
Transphobes btfo, I'm here to educate
not cultivate a culture of hate 
When they kill themselves, you will pull all the weight
(You will affirm them!)
(You will affirm!)

(I will get some)
(Trans Coochie!)
(Trans coochie...)
(Slay it!)
(Trans coochie...)
(Hit it!)
(Trans coochie...)
(Kill it!)
(Trans coochie...)
(I'm not gay!)

Trans Coochie Slaya

Lyrics:

Cheer up, emo kid 
Don't know what you fucking did 
I won't let you have this validation 
I know you want me 
You want me to

Sorry to be the one who breaks it to you
But being such a chore is so 2004
This cosplay attitude is so forced and skewed 
Of course you'd wanna die if all you do is seclude 
Yourself from anything that's truly worthwhile... 

You don't accept the suffering in life
By sulking in it endlessly...
You suffer now, so you wouldn't later
Doesn't it all make
Such perfect sense?

Cheer up, emo kid 
Don't know what you fucking did 
I won't let you have this validation 
I know you want me 
You want me to

(Don't want you to fade!)
(From the picture!)

You don't accept the suffering in life
By sulking in it endlessly...
You suffer now, so you wouldn't later
Doesn't it all make
Such perfect sense?

Cheer up, emo kid 
Don't know what you fucking did 
I won't let you have this validation 
I know you want me 
You want me to

Cheer Up, Emo Kid

lyrics:

FU to the EU
The great technocrat rot
On the native cultures of Europa 
You got caught 
In bed with Soros
 And Clause Shwab 
All you cocky fuckers 
In your country club

Hungary won't take your shit
Poland won't take your shit


FU to the EU
The great technocrat rot
On the native cultures of Europa 
You got caught 
In bed with Soros
 And Clause Shwab 
All you cocky fuckers 
In your country club

FU to the EU
The great technocrat rot
On the native cultures of Europa 
You got caught 
In bed with Soros
 And Clause Shwab 
All you cocky fuckers 
In your country club

Fuck the European Union

Lyrics:

[EDGEMASTER42]
Wake up it's 2009
Now's our time to shine bright
Forever
That shit is epic this party is insane
I bet the 2010s are gonna melt my fucking brain
And I wouldn't rather have it
Any other way

[NYANMAN310]
Stuck in 2010
Hello kitty Myspace
Pop tarts flying through the sky
NyanCat OMG
Bitch I'm super pretty
I got rhinestones on my belt
Bitch I shine so bright
Like I'm casting all these spells

2008 yeah I'm raving at the party
See me going crazy
I be snorting all these smarties
Bitches always want me
Because I'm driving in the rari
XD RAR OMG
Bitch I'm so Kawaii

[EDGEMASTER42]
And maybe I'm just another hopeless nostalgia faggot
But it sure feels like we have lost an optimism
That we'll never get back

Let's fucking go!
You're a nostalgia fag
You're a nostalgia fag

Wake Up It's 2009 (feat. NyanMan310)

Lyrics:

They told me I could be anything
So I became nothing
But this won't do, this will never do
This will never do

When options are infinite
You're stuck in a limbo
Of stagnation and inaction
I won't forget

The times when I was
More than just another adult 

They told me I could be anything
So I became nothing
But this won't do, this will never do
This will never do
Guess it's my fault 
I'm a broken adult
Still don't know what's good for me 

Stagnation 
Kills me deep inside
It's all on me 
It's all on me 

They told me I could be anything
So I became nothing
But this won't do, this will never do
This will never do
Guess it's my fault 
I'm a broken adult
Still don't know what's good for me

They Told Me I Could Be Anything So I Became Nothing

You smoke too much pot 
I can tell that it's a lot
Burning through hash and green
Gosh, what a sorry scene
I'm concerned, know what I have seen
But you don't feel too keen

Wake up at 2pm
Toke some kush
Just need a little push
Again at ease, guess doordash again it is 
Pull up to the weed guy in my jammies
Gonna spend half my paycheck and some from grannys 
Finna fucking burn whatever is left in my brain
Can't believe you're asking me to abstain 
Don't need to greet me with a sobering kick
As you can see I'm not a dick

I'm not a dick, I'm not a dick
I'm not a dick, I'm not addicted
I can quit any time that I want
I just don't ever, ever, ever, ever ever want to

I'm not an alcoholic so get off of my back
I don't need to be lectured 
Stop coming after me, I'm not anxious I'm not crazy
Please repeat yourself because I'm a bit hazy

Yeah, call me stupid, reckless, lazy
Sorry that I'm not such a white daisy 
For you to pick on..

IMMA PULL UP TO WORK FUCKING WIPED
You don't get to say shit, this discriminatory 
IMMA BE A PAIN TO EVERYONE AROUND ME
Let me be in my permanent mental purgatory 
ABOUT FIVE EDIBLES SHOULD DO THE TRICK
AS YOU CAN SEE I'M NOT A DICK

I'm not a dick, I'm not a dick
I'm not a dick, I'm not addicted
I can quit any time that I want
I just don't ever, ever, ever, ever ever want to

I'M NOT ADDICTED

Originally by NEET

Lyrics:

I don’t mean to be a weird guy
But it’s my blood it’s in my mind
I don’t know how to read social cues
I’m scared to make eye contact when talking to you

I’m an autism haver
Awkward Forever
I’m so stressed when we’re talking
I’m a social disaster

I feel like a fish up on land
Im out of control, I don’t understand
Why you’re laughing, was it something I said?
I’m just gonna shut up, never talking again

I’m an autism haver
Awkward Forever
I’m so stressed when we’re talking
I’m a social disaster

I’m an autism haver
Im fucked forever
I can never talk to you
Cuz I can’t take the pressure

Please Be Patient I Have Autism (NEET Cover)

Maybe my favorite song by c9k, so good I had to cover it. 

Lyrics:

No I don't have an answer
To all your lonely nights
But I know this ain't it
Swiping left right left right left right
This is what we've been reduced to
Give ourselves away for free
But it only soothes the symptoms
Temporary company

I'm so tired of sex in the city
Lonely people fucking indiscriminately
Moving fast moving on just as quickly
I'm so tired of imitation intimacy

This ain't no moral crusade
I really think that it would help
If you found happiness within you
Not inside someone else
You might say that I'm bitter
Might be correct as well
But I must pose the question
Are you happy ask yourself

I'm so tired of sex in the city
Lonely people fucking indiscriminately
Moving fast moving on just as quickly
I'm so tired of imitation intimacy

Now they're tryna figure out
Without being impolite
How to say they must be going
They got other plans tonight
They say "call when you get home
Cause that shit was really nice
We can do it anytime"
Maybe they will one or twice
But it wasn't love or lust
Just a Sunday afternoon
Where two lonely people met
And they licked each others wounds
It's a self sustaining cycle
Such a pitiful pursuit

I'm so tired of sex in the city
Lonely people fucking indiscriminately
Moving fast moving on just as quickly
I'm so tired of imitation intimacy

I'm so tired of sex in the city
Lonely people fucking indiscriminately
Moving fast moving on just as quickly
I'm so tired of imitation intimacy

Imitation Intimacy (Cyborg9k Cover)

Stream: https://open.spotify.com/track/2kZbT5CeiMjJYxP6L9xmJP?si=1i0zQbrFRRS7yUM4SbB9cw

Lyrics:

Will you be my scene wife? 
We could be together for life
Start a nice family, just you and me
(Two that are one!)

I'll be your loving husband 
Together we will mend
All the wrongs of this world

Please take my hand
In marriage tonight 
We'll be at each other's side
Through thick 
And thin

Been waiting for you for what feels like forever
Bond so powerful even in death it won't be severed 
I'll protect your smile and do all of my duties 
(Just count on me!)

I love you more than you can imagine
(No, I love you more!)
You matter to me more than anything 
(No you matter more!)

Scenecore Wedding Song :3

Youtube version (/w lyrics): https://youtu.be/xKkv6712Yq4

😴 - 5

Harvey “The alpha” Kavanagh