I murder everyone who doesn't drink beer
They aren't anything, fuck them all
If you spill, I rip you limb from limb
They call me violent but I am an, alcoholic

I pride myself as a champion beer drinker
I drink faster than a motherfucking jetplane flies
If you don't drink then you're the fucking victim
Leo and Beck's are the best brands of light largers


You don't realize the power of ale
It makes you warm, comfy and brave
So raise your swords, knifes and axes
I came I saw I drank beer

Ale the jack of all trades
Larger the drink to get you shitfaced			
Stout is power, stout is might
With stout, evil I'll smite

These yankees think they can brew.
Come here to Europe and get yer ass schooled
Your beer is like having sex in a rowboat
It's fucking close to water

 
I grab my hatchet, I grab my beer
Non-beerdrinkers pray that I don't come near   		
It's friday night, It's time to party
I'll make an end to everything

My bloodtype is beer, so fill me up
I want to get tanked and drunk     			    
I'm so happy, praise the lord!
And with lord, I mean beer.

He must have been a general a sultan or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
All praise charlie mops the man who invented beer


They come in cans, they come in glasses
They all bring joy and freedom to the masses     
They come in barrels, they come in tanks
Plasterd and brave is the way to my grave

don't need a family, don't need a wife
don't need a shitty dog to feel alive
don't need children nor a job                    
When I got beer, life is what it should.


Beer, Bier, Biér, Birra, Cerveza, Starköl 


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