Today we talk about the 3 of the most notorious automatic devices known to the developed world. Do these sinister machines make our generation lazy pieces of garbage? Are there greater forces at hand? Tune in to be *blown* away by the TRUTH. #bigdyson #assholedatabase #pleasesponsorusblueapron

Episode 2 - Automatic Bathroom Appliances

It's that time again. As the sun sets at 4 PM, we wonder, is it worth it? And what the hell is up with Arizona? Fall back on this episode to hear us rant about it. 

Honestly, we're still confused.

Topics include:
Benji's fun prank, Arizona's Time Vortex, Prime Crime Time, Purge Hour,  SAD,  Voting is sexy and cool.

Episode 3- Daylight Savings

How does one emoji convey such concentrated evil? What has become of text-based responses to humor? Gone are the days of simple "LOL"s, so we must now face its successor, this god-awful emoji --> 😂. Laugh with us, cry with us, or maybe even both as we discuss why we hate this symbol so much.

Topics Include:
Andriod-phobia, WHO DID THIS, n*rmies and l*cals, the emoji movie, and iMessage etiquette,

Episode 4 - Laughing Emoji (😂)

This episode is special for many reasons, one of them being how we have our first audience-submitted topic! Fire drills are necessary for like. not being burnt alive and stuff, but when do they stop being helpful and start being hurtful? We're bringing down the heat in this episode.

Topics Include:
Podca$h, Warm Welcomes,  the Dumbass-Idiot-Motherfucker-Bitch-With-No-Sympathy-or-Regards-to-the-People-Around-You-or-in-the-Building-Next-to-You Technique, World-Renowned Arsonist Gordon Ramsey, Prank-cast

Episode 5 - Fire Drills

One day a year, we gather together, abandon our humanity, and buy as much shit as our greedy hands can find. Can you really shop 'til you drop? 

Topics include: 
the evils of consumerism, blackfridaydeathcount.com, Pacsun Bouncers

Also our audio sounds WACK this week bc *someone* (Nabs) forgot to set up the actual desk mic :/

Episode 6 - Black Friday

You know how we're an intellectual podcast about global issues right? This week's call to action is to end littering.  it's simple, quick, and free: putting trash where it belongs.

Topics include:
Al Gore and H.W. Bush, Our Real Science Podcast™️, Trash Swords, Tragedy of the Commons, 4th Grade Environmental activism, Erin's PSA on Recycling

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Episode 7 - Littering

fuck snow. not really, but you get the idea.

We'll be on hiatus till jan 14th!

Episode 8 - Winter

You know him, you hate him, its ... hisoka time :/
yes we are making an anime episode. we're only a little bit sorry.
(TW for brief mentions of pedophiles & abuse)

Episode 9 - Hisoka

Today's episode is a very serious, big-brain, woke shit episode. We're talking about BOOKS with an AUTHOR, and our very first special guest!
R.M Evans has published 3 books (one novel and two poetry books), and has blessed us with her wisdom on how YA tropes fucking suck.

Buy her newest poetry book "Dollhouse" on Amazon on Feb 1st!

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Episode 10 - YA Tropes (feat. R.M. Evans)

A comedy podcast for the everyday cynic.
This is a politics-free, completely chill podcast about the things we all secretly (but passionately) hate.  Run by two college freshman, Nabeeha and Erin. :)
*This podcast is explicit!*

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