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Nerd Rage From Your Favorite Martian

09 Sonic's Best Pal

This is an original rap I made for the video game battle block theater. Behemoth made castle crashers as well.https://soundcloud.com/justinwilliams-6/castle-crash-threat-level 
Take a listen and let me know what you think on the comments!

 UPDATE! Lyrics as requested!
"Good Evening boys and girls! Ladies and uh gentlemen, turn the lights down low and shut your faces as I wrap you in the cozy blanket of a story. A story as heartwarming and soft as a mothers kiss...or is it?  

Have you heard of the story of the ship wreck that took them all away? Friends I'll tell you the story of a saintly man who lost his way, well it was only yesterday...

I woke up in a prison run by cats,
TV came on it's my friend with a hat,
Something looked wrong it was more red than black,
Not quite as long and a little more fat,
Well a top hat should be more top than brim,
His eyes rolled back it wasn't him,
Somehow possessed he made the games begin,
He gave us a choice,
We can either Die or Win.

Then through the door into maze after maze,
We were stuck in there for what felt like days,
What we wouldn't give to feel the suns rays
and be back on the sea where the music plays.

But we were just prisoners of these war games.
We were stuck collecting gems until the light over the door changed,
And the locks were unlatched,
We'd have battle after battle with these damn fat cats.
Take all nine of their lives,
There was no end,
Hatty Hattington had betrayed us again!

Fro and To
Then you take me to and fro
Betrayed by my best bro
Hatty Hattington 
I don't know what you want with me just let me go

Hatty where'd you go?
Come back please,
Look at me I'm on knees
I used to think you're so stylish and hip
but now I wish you drowned with the Friend Ship.

The hatty I know is long gone,
and the games you made are twisted and wrong,
And I'll play them the same and I'll never lose hope,
But I pray that when you're watching that you choke,
Gettin close now laddy time to run you through,
Games over now hatty, I'm coming for you

"Hatty come on, get up. Hatty I'm sorry, I'm sorry I didn't mean to Hatty come on man get up!"

Hatty Hattington lives the behemoth is back,
All the outtakes just another part of the track,
Can't afford to fail my head will explode,
Can't lose another friend to time attack mode
Cube Head, Round head, maybe you're just the star
Throwin boomerangs won't get you very far,
Hello my baby, better stick to the frog
Hello my honey, that green guy is such a heart throb
Oh God
I drowned again and again
I was in the boat and pushed in by a friend
and thats all I wrote till I retry, try again
and this game is dope
put the controller in my skin
This hooked on feline makes me wheeze
Till I cut them all up, now I don't sneeze
And I don't give a gem, I've got the keys
These cats are pretend, no sympathy please.

Fro and To
Then you take me to and fro
Betrayed by my best bro
Hatty Hattington 
I don't know what you want with me just let me go (X2)




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