LOVE THIS!!!! THE WHOLE THING. cOMMENT is at the beginning because I had to replay this immediately. What do I do now? I guess a follow?

Hayden Jason - 19999

Original: https://soundcloud.com/hayden-jason/not-in-control

Hayden Jason - Not In Control (pluffaduff remix)

This is my third submission for A$AP Croissant's 'Souljacore' collaboration.

Sources:
Soulja Boy - "Donk"
Soulja Boy - "Crank That"
Max Coveri - "Running in the 90s"

She Got a Donk in the 90s (Souljacore Submission)

Tune In...

Party Club

Alright

In Orbit...

Dragula (Album Mix)

'Bout the Future

19999 (Album Edit)

We do need critics for legit feedback to keep us pushing to new levels. But some critics needs some push back, because of an elitist positioning that ruins their ability to feel what trends are unfolding - they end up trashing the pioneers. 

I wrote this song to validate those artists who are sensitive and affected to the point of not creating anymore, but to also celebrate the artists that just do not care for the critics who defiantly guard the old ways for clicks and pay. These artists create because they know what is meaningful to them! And it ends up being meaningful to others! 


All The Critics (I Love You) Lyrics 

My favourite critics
Rave about my arrival
But the nasty ones 
Fuel my revival
That elitist stance
Waving those hands
My attention in demand
From intellectual high pants

Who’s the authority
The rule enforcer?
The artist who creates the rules 
While the critic a worshipper

Know your place
Love what you will
But stay curious of the edge
Of what next will thrill

All the critics, I love you
Not because you’re bright
But because you try
To be relevant, to be holy
Dropping judgements
Like a molly
I love you
Critics of the over-class 
I get your fears
See those salt-dried tears
You deserve love
Maybe one day you’ll stop 
Self-loathing

You are so artistic
At trashing the art
So brazen
At belittling the brazen
The soul destroyer
Saving the bacon
Of old ways, so amazin'
Ordained to know 
Yesterday’s value
Playin’ protector 
Of the pure and better
The backward pioneers
With a future to trap
A real showstopper
Critics cut
What’s forbidden to deserve
Yet ignore the art
Fans claim does serve
As the receivers in need
Yet here you are
Intervening the feed
Stomping for significance
An art traffic cop 
On a super tight leash

I get it, I do
You want to matter too
You’ve got your taste
And mouths to feed too
But I live in a place
You dare not chew
Because it might
Reveal too much of you

All the critics, I love you
Not because you’re bright
But because you try
To be relevant, to be holy
Dropping judgements
Like a molly
I love you
Critics of the over-class 
I get your fears
See those salt-dried tears
You deserve love
Maybe one day you’ll stop 
Self-loathing

And if this stung
Maybe you’re the one
I wrote it for
Still - I love you

I get it, I do
You want to matter too
You’ve got your taste
And mouths to feed too
But I live in a place
You dare not chew
Because it might
Reveal too much of you

All the critics, I love you
Not because you’re bright
But because you try
To be relevant, to be holy
Dropping judgements
Like a molly
I love you
Critics of the over-class 
I get your fears
See those salt-dried tears
You deserve love
Maybe one day you’ll stop 
Self-loathing 
Self paralysing 
(And start self-loving)
Stop self paralysing 
(And start self-loving)
Stop self paralysing 
(And start self-loving)
Stop self paralysing 
(And start self-loving)

All The Critics (I Love You)

paper bees

Alternate Title: "Smiles & Mirrors"

Michael Jackson - "Man in the Mirror"
Keiichi Suzuki & Hirokazu Tanaka - "Smiles & Tears" (from Mother 1 + 2)

This was a special mashup for Mother's Day. This mashup was also one of my SiIvaGunner contributions to the channel.

Original rip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BKkaym5YyQ

COMMENTS CONTEXT: My original mashup title was "Man in the Mother". People in the comments pointed out that the title could come off as "dirty" because of the possible insinuation it could have. After years of misunderstanding, ignorance, and an oblivious mind, I realized what it meant... Title's fixed now. 😅 But the track cover stays for now.

Mother in the Mirror

AYO, I’M BACK PEOPLE!
Yeah, I know I came back one week later than expected but I’m here to stay :D

Anyways, here is a very special thing I’ve wanted to do for a long time now: AN ALT FOR MY ORIGINAL MUSIC. This way, you can enjoy my dank meymeys in this account and my remixes / original tracks over at @wobble-jams . 
Also, shoutout to @iamjemboy for making my new profile picture here!
Another important point, I want to clear up a thing about my nicknames. You see, most people know me as either Wobble, Mr_WoB or Dj_Wob. Let me get it clear for you:
WOBBLE is my PRODUCER NAME. MR_WOB is my SOUDCLOWN ARTIST NAME and DJ_WOB should be erased from existance. Oh, and I preffer if you called me Wobble on Discord or PMs. Good? Good.
Now back into my stage persona. *claps twice*

I hope you enjoy this quick but sweet tutorial about the art of shitposts. Totally not a skit based on HowToBasic. nuh huh

How To Make A Shitpost (IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS, READ DESCRIPTION)

this meme died out long ago, but i dont care anymore.

What Redbone would sound like if it was still relevant

money inc.

Another castlevania thing from me, finally.
It's the Starker/Wicked Child remix from Smash Ultimate mashed up with a whole bunch of shit.

TTGD Upload: https://youtu.be/G7gMYt1CrjE

herro i rike castrevania starker and wicked chird

hacking into the mainframe of song data to combine individual tracks into the music singularity
best mashup artist in the southern hemipshere

aka @hayden-jason

🔢🔢🔢

"go support this violence chooser" -Thundercat, 2021
"thinking about white noise in an audio and visual sense" -gupi, 2020
"pop mashup master" -SiIvaGunner, 2019

🔢🔢🔢

in charge of @78mashupmix, @77redmashupmix, @77bluemashupmix, @76mashupmix, @75mashupmix, @74mashupmix,& @73mashupmix. not 72 tho

formerly @drazile
also made @jet-seturation

Alright

Hayden Jason

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