ThanosQuack as Dead Bart
TheToppo as Squidward Tentacles

Prod. by Cubensis & Teimunity
Mixed by Jordy

Art by Box and Ego
Thumbnail Art by Box

Bart • Verse 1 (14 Bars)

(AHAHAHAHA!) Big Simpson on the scene, peeling on your screen, might be too morbid 
They showed my ribs in my screening, but it was less barebones than your performance 
The only right notes you made were in your manifesto, I demand a refund, that act was sorry
Sucked more than the reed in your clarinet so the squid put a hole in himself like it’s calamari

I know that I’m known for my prank calls, but none can compare to the voices that rung in your head, on the night that you fled, as you lied in your bed, they were dying for you to just *POW* 

DO IT!

WALK INTO THE LIGHT LIKE THE SCHOOL OF A NEW KID!
DEPRESSIONS THE ONE THING YOUR GROUPED WITH, SO WHY NOT TAKE A SHOT AT A NEW SCHTICK?
YEAH, YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN USELESS, YOU CAN’T BE A FAMOUS MUSICIAN WHILE CRUNCHING QUARTERS
THAT’S LIKE MILHOUSE WORKING AT KRUSTY BURGER AND WORKING UP TO…SOMEONE NORMAL!

(AY!) Bro just stop the music and do what you gotta do
Patrick’s out here playing mayonnaise and has more sauce than you
This octopussy pushing 100 and still playing geek scores
Face looking baggier than Homer’s jeans, so do us all a favour and eat my shorts!

Squidward • Verse 1 (12 Bars)

(Sigh) Sweet Neptune…
I guess we’re in the same boat…I hoped they would forget you 
Daring today, aren’t we? I’m sad, isn’t it obvious…
Unlike your initials, let’s hope you take this more serious than my whole audience

(Sigh) But if you wanna brawl, don’t start, cus the shotty’s like LeBron, all my shots got arks 
Bart believes that’s he’s top of the charts, but you can’t be ahead if your one gets sparked
You’re whole verse is a Dud, cus my face is stuck in displeasure looking at this chopped kid
Nobody’s asking who Joe is, they look at you and ask who’s “Jaundice”

And at your gravestone, not a soul would come near, cus you stink so much like Dutchmen’s sock
And the plane crash left your head popped like Duff beer, both your brains and your series are falling off
So just BE QUIET and STOP TALKING, you yellow belly experiment 
Like my hopes and dreams and your whole body, just fade into your irrelevance…

Bart • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

Hey! INK YOURSELF YOU FAT HEADED FREAK! You’re a shell of yourself like your boss is!
You step to DB, and I’ll turn your whole empty concert to an endless mosh pit!
Just think, you’re a brain dead grinch, should’ve stuck with the rope in a corner
You planted seeds of doubt in your mind then expanded your dome like Sandy; that’s a Treehouse of Horror!

Tried to making money, but you just can’t DO IT, tired to make friends, but you just can’t DO IT
Tried to make good music, but you BLEW IT! BLEW IT! BLEW IT! BLEW IT! BLEW IT!
DO IT! THAT'S THE ONLY COMMITMENT YOU’RE CONFIDENT OF! USE IT!
JOIN ME IN HELL! USELESS! STUPID! PUT THE BARREL IN YOUR MOUTH AND DO IT!

Squidward • Verse 2 (4 Bars)

…Is that what you want? To break my conscience like Fred’s leg?
There's red in my eyes, I’m not sleep deprived, I’m tired and I want to be left dead 
Sure, I’ll join you, Stephen wanted a bud of a joke, now his biggest one has a gun to his throat 
In time, I’ll only see white like your eyes, I’ll paint you a picture…it’s one of my own…

Dead Bart vs. Squidward’s Suicide • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Swizkii as William Afton
Jort as Ghostface
Grasman as Billy Loomis
Grasman as Stu Macher

(Ghostface)
Uh hello? Is Mr. “Raglan” on the phone?
I’m not looking for a job, just wondering if you’re home 
then I’ll leave you a threat, I'll leave your guts slashed out
then this is the part with the abstract background

Ghostface! Catch your life as my knife bursts
30 years strong and I’m still not retired 
Can’t kill an adult, so you sent out your kid 
I’m gutting them like a fish, all while serving a diss 

Man, I know who you are, the secrets you keep
The glasses you wear, thinking that you were discrete 
Having no motivation can be sometimes dire 
But god, Scott, please hire more writers!

(Steve Raglan):
Scream 7s in the trash, you might wanna ask me for a job
But it’s not that easy, sense you and that pog-face fell off 
I started off strong, got the audience to love me
You started off strong, but fell off by ‘Scary Movie’!

I’m Steve Raglan, I spend my time counseling’
stuff you in the back of my car, and leave you rotting in it
you’re a high schooler? Not my first choice for strangling
but I’ll make an exception and leave your greasy hair dangling’ (ahem)

I'm a smash hit! Check the box office breaks.
You’re a smash hit! When a TV falls on your face!
So sit, sit, sit, I’ve got a tip for you,
Get out with the old, and in with the new.

(Ghostface):
almost a decade for that? man, your film's the worst
I ain’t waiting 8 years for a second verse
Oh you started off strong? I’m all for twisting the plot
but the only people you’re manipulating are bots!

And we don’t even have to frame you for the crimes that you did!
Just show the cops the bodies that you so hastily hid
And the evidence that shows them how you ruined your kid
What was your game plan?, like what, did you think;

I’ll lure the desperate Mike into this trap that I spring
Just to show up last minute and stick a knife in my kid?
and let me guess, a last minute reveal that you’re the killer
Just to monologue your motive like some amature thriller?

Man I’m 6 movies deep, and I’m still making em’ scream
You couldn’t get people shouting with your 6 minutes on screen! 
Keep creeping on kids, you ain't threatening to me 
A cupcake brought you down worse than EDP!

And the kids ain’t scared either, you ain’t fooling no one 
Acted all scary and was taken down by Crayola 
So maybe tighten up those springs when you  come out to play
Or you'll be another soul getting dragged away 

------PAUSE-–DIALOGUE---------

STU MACHER:
Uhh.. houston, we have a problem


GHOSTFACE (BILLY LOOMIS):
What?!

Billy Loomis violently takes off the ghostface mask he was wearing. 

STU MACHER:
He was.. He was right there a second ago

BILLY LOOMIS:
You’ve got to be KIDDING ME

STU MACHER:
My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me…

—----—————————————----------

(William Afton as The Yellow Rabbit):

You couldn’t just leave it alone could you, this is perfect!!
I’m dropping this ghoul way faster than Ortega did 
You wanna’ play movies, here’s the best ending to me;
Both of you morons in the grave; now that’s symmetry! 

You dragged on so long, now they don’t know what to do
Looks like your writers got even sloppier than you!
Failed to get a shot on Sid, while I stacked kills! (HAHAHAHA)
You had one job, yet you couldn't do it in six films! 

critiqued a genre and then you became what you dissed
how about instead of your voice, you maybe change up your twists!
I opened up a place of joy that the children enjoyed
The only joy out of your films is you getting destroyed!

Look at you, look at the franchise you’ve become!
You’ve got your fans leaving faster than your mom  
So keep whining on how they exposed my trap
but you stay dead I always come back!

"Steve Raglan" VS Ghostface- RAP BATTLE. ft. Swizkii & Jort

#rapbattle #loganpaul #foundfootage

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carter sauce as logan paul
tafox as the blair witch
written by dilly
mixed by glitchdude
beat prod. by glitchdude
art by luke reardon
cover art by dilly

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Logan Paul vs. The Blair Witch Project - RAP BATTLE!

#rapbattle #marvel #disney

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dilly as mysterio
stupendium as bowler hat guy
taiga as assistant 
kaden crane, snakebite126, and garbagegothic as baseball cameos
written by dilly
mixed by gamingplush64
beat prod. by freshy kanal
art by 3ple and luke reardon
cover art by rabi

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Mysterio vs. Bowler Hat Guy - RAP BATTLE!

well I've been sitting on this long enough, someday I'll get this fully produced but I'm kinda not as passionate about it anymore. in the meantime, enjoy ig !

Hazelmoth - Bugs and Walt

Art - Quagga and WAN
TN - CornCob

Beat prod. InsaneBeatz

LYRICS
Bugs Bunny
Ehh, what’s up, Doooc? And in fact, you should see one
When steppin’ up to Gray Matter, wouldn’t wanna be ya
So cough it up, wise guy, I don’t respect elders
If ya tussle with the bunny, better stick to it like Elmer

Someone call a coroner for White’s house of horrors
He’s quartering upper crusts on all 4 corners
A war on more fronts than this two-faced courter
In a rockier relationship than Hank’s quartz are

Of course, poor Skyler, you couldn’t warner brother
A coordinated hit, on your life with any lover
No coyote, just a Runner, and I’m standing on the road, so come at me
Like a short fuse, and start cooking, ACME

Walter White
…All ears? Now take a lesson from the chemist
I’ve seen more convincing bags of tricks in Junior’s breakfast
I am the danger, so watch who you are talking to
‘Cause when I cook, Albuquerque’s bout to be a barbecue

Trapped in your cels for your crackpot of lies
Call Saul if you think battery flies
When your gaslighting caused Daffy’s demise
You’ll be the first to act like the rabbit, and hide

Fuzzball, it isn’t just your tail made of cotton
No kids, a bigger limp dick than Fudd’s shotgun
Impressive, a maverick even Skyler could take
You’ll still get the smoke when White fires Blanc

Bugs
Psst, hey pal, your Fly is out
In plane sight, and like you, it spiraled down
But I’m a fan of toonforce, so see me at the altar
Otherwise, put your slapstick away, Walter

The glasses, the fedora, your style’s the murderer
Quit knocking on houses like a creep, Heisen-burglar
You’re no heroine to Jane, and wouldn’t you believe it
Now you get a rise out of death, like a Phoenix

Beep beep, here’s a word of advice
Don’t throw fisticuffs at me like “that’ll hold em, awright!”
You’ve been in the Sky with diamonds, Blueballed from getting frisky
This dance will end when I take the waltz out, like Disney

Walt
Fine, I confess, I stole the show from the aggressor
I’ll simply forge a trap for the mad cross-dresser
Say the name aloud, and I’ll school all of your lame gags
Leave you seeing stars, when I crush you into Space Jam

Take a math class from an older guy
You’re like cancerous cells ‘cause you multiply
When I divide you and leave half your face left
The remainder is as much a Wacky Racist

I’ve had enough of your lustful urges
Shut your bars down, like MultiVersus
I’m a real hitman, with the better Whits, man
Poetry is just in the W business

Bugs Bunny vs Walter White

This is an early audio, you’ll get the video when you get it lol

Langlelee as Sarah
Rosenthal as Mahito 

Written by Teimunity

Art by Teimunity and Creeperpasta 
Graphic Design by ClarencetheDuck

Beat by Teimunity
Mixed by Jordy

Mahito • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

(Ooooh…what’s this?)

Y’knooooow, I never really liked the game of Cat and Mouse
So I beg you don’t make this like your body and drag it out 
Picking fights with MORE spirits? What were you thinking!
No matter, I’ll mash your code in with the flick of my pinky! (Ahahaha!!!!)

What a digital circus! I hope you’ll keep me amused
I beat the dogshit out of Yuji, what’s more animal abuse?
What are friends for, am I right? They found a lake and fucking dropped her
Now she can’t float back to Lily, how’s the view down in the water?

“Ohhh WAHHH!! I got whacked by my friends, now I gotta go enact revenge”
“They didn’t apologize, so they HAVE to die and meet their ends!! (Wah wah hah!!!)
You’re exactly like Nobara, blindly fighting so careless
And that eye for an eye analogy, ha, you NAILED IT!

I’m just poking fun at how your life’s so feeble
I can see your patience running thinner than a needle
But I can help if you want to get in touch
All you have to do is pop in this disc and you can finally CD-eez nuts!

Needl3m0use • Verse 1 (16 Bars)

Enter my world? You’ll wish that you didn’t 
I tell no lies, I’ll give a new meaning to “snitches get stitches”
I know your shticks manipulation, claiming all you’ve said is true 
But you’ll end up just like Luther, a fox caught on a noose

So if you wanna come try to run me a fade, then your done for, fist fly, buddy’s gonna pay, make him run more
You’ll just die if you try to break me with blunt force, the only fights that your ever waging are thumb wars
Wrap it up, bandage man, or get plastered, you’re stuck in my domain now, you bastard
No matter the matter, you’re tattered, I’m leaving you battered, bow down to your master!

(HA HA!) I was beaten and bruised to the point where my body had withered away
(It’s True) But it still isn’t worse than the previous victim you lead to dismay
(Oh no!) He trusted you dearly, but push came to shove, he fell right in your hands
(Well, well) It’s seriously funny, a sheep in wolf’s clothing had slaughtered a lamb!

Bask in the dripping blood as your ripped into pieces
And have your body wither longer than your seasons releases
But if you think that your soul will rest, what I have for you’s special 
You’ll be another puppet in my grasp: a shiny new vessel-AH!

Mahito • Verse 2 (10 Bars)

*Mahito slices off Sarah’s hands and takes the vessels, then mixes them into his own body* YOINK!
Thanks for those, I really gotta HAND it to you! AHAHAHAHA!!!

AH! Such power from the soul of a weak bitch
It’s no surprise the hedgehog was going to eat shit!
But if you were trying to take my mind, it’s gonna take more than some empty threats and flickering lights to even achieve it!

BRING MADNESS TO YOUR PALACE, I AM CALLOUS TO YOUR STATUS
TURN YOUR WORLD TO A BLANK CANVAS, IT’S EXACTLY HOW I PLAN IT
All I need now is two words to go reign and ravage 
You cannot be salvaged; Domain Expansion…

Needl3m0use • Verse 2 (8 Bars)

Hm.

You thought that I’d die? You’re wrong, but you tried
You should’ve let me control your life, but now you will writhe
See, I gave you a chance to survive, but I’m just one you cannot contest
How can I fear humanity when I have none left…?

This is what happens when you play God for an idiot
You get plucked like a rose, and the thorns impale through your stitches
And through your pathetic escape, the air around you starts thinning 
Life starts to gain a meaning when you lose the privilege of living it

Needlem0use vs. Mahito • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Sanpie as Surge the Tenrec

LangleLee as Rebecca

Written by: TaigaTonic
Art by: Xoniq
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Beat by: Teimunity
Thumbnails by: M!CAH
Special Thanks: Danii, garbageGothic, and SIR Rap Battles

Surge:
You’re dumber than I thought if you think that you’re first
It's Surge the Tenrec! I’m dashing forward
If you want a tip, then you’ll be seeing green
Cause taking out a blue, loud mouth’s what the doctor ordered

Your papa only wanted to see his son rise
You were left in the dark since he lost his sunshine
Had to turn to mercenary work cause your life’s shitty
Guess the Sun won’t come out any day in Night City

So ya brawled with your brother to make us think you're the shit
But for every shot that you took- he was taking the piss
You lose everyone you love and that's the big issue 
Good thing you showed up already with tissues

Studio drawed the crowd in with your awful mouthing
Now a call to action’s just them lollygagging 
So once I snap then you’ll get the bigger picture
Cause if you wanna start jumping the gun, I can leave you Triggered

Rebecca:
Imma say this once cause you’re already a lost cause 
I ain't good a playing friends so maybe just FUCK OFF!
Cause I got Guts to send you packing
But you're already carrying all that emotional baggage

You turn to a rat if you think there’s a deal
“Imma go fast”’s right you never had a good meal
Cause any time that you stood up your ass got laid down
Who could’ve guessed Starline would leave you spaced out

But you can’t do anything when your sidekicks arms are full 
Seems you don’t got a better Kit in your arsenal
And it took brainwashing for you to finally be seen
Stole Whispers friends cause you didn’t have ONE to hear your screams

You looked in your past and now you're down in the dumps
So Sonic whooped your ass and you went down in the dump
Now you flaunt around wanting to be seen in a tender view
But your dumb ass amnesia's the only way they’ll remember you

Surge:
AHAHAHAHA! You all are the same
Cause that shit just left me drained like you used the Dynamo Cage
So out of my way, cause for every shot that you take
You’ll feel connecting energy when my fists hits your face

Weld your arm to a man like some cyber disease
Held your heart in your hand with your pride on your sleeve
And started crushing on David, 'til Adam left ya squashed
So now like your feelings for him: there is no response

Rebecca:
grrrrr…Don’t think you're the best
You only shut the fuck up because the voice inside your head 
All because that platypus wanted to warm up Egg one last time
Just to leave him crushed turning Star to FLATline

And following Shadow’s shadow don't mean that you're perfect
You blew a couple fuses just to ride that short circuit
Tried to replace the hedgehog, it was rendered as worthless
One more glitch in the system, but never your own fucking person

Surge the Tenrec vs Rebecca (Cyberpunk: Edgerunners) - Rap Battle! Ft. Sanpie & LangleLee

LYRICS

Candle Cove
Look, there’s a cave ahead! I-I-I don’t have the heart to go
Percy, you need to explore! It’s Mr. Bear’s Party Cove
Do-Do I have to? Yes! Go inside
Go inside. Go inside

Mr. Bear
Welcome to the cellar, kids
Today, we’ll be braving a show about pirates and skeletons
I’ll pull up my rocking chair and you can have a seat too
So all of Caledon can see exactly how I beat you

Kids, he’s got a tooth buddy, but he can’t harm me
You should know by now that us grizzly bears got sharp teeth
All ages can enjoy my show, we’re nowhere near Cove
I’m all the way at 21, you’re stuck on Channel Zero!

You show a bunch of rusty puppets - nobody’s digging it
I bring a soup and spoon ready - the kids are diggin’ in
I know you want to stay, but I sadly am declining
‘Cause I don’t see a pirate anywhere on the invite list

Percy
Wh-what happened to my crew? Where’d they venture off?
A-anybody out there? Janice? L-Laughingstock?
L-listen, you did great, but my time’s better not wasted
In the big brown bear’s scary and decrepit basement

I-I get you think you’re better, but it’s a safe bet
That channel surfing doesn’t mean you’re on my wavelength
I mean, with rabbit ear antennas? I-I thought it’s expected
Y-you’d know your frequencies tend to get poor reception

T-the kids turned off Pokemon’s show and w-w-went to yours
Switching Gotta Catch 'Em All with T-T-To Catch A Predator
N-now don’t get angry, I don’t want anyone getting hurt
But uh, ask one of your captive kids to write a better verse

Mr. Bear
That’s very nice, Patty, but I think you need to pack your bags
Mr. Bear’s cellar doesn’t have room in it for scallywags

Percy
Well if I… wait, wait, oh GOD, THAT’S HORRID
You’re not playing hide and seek, YOU’RE JUST HIDING CHILD CORPSES

Mr. Bear
Maybe the mask’s muffling me, so if I’m not clear
Get the fuck out, you don’t belong here

Percy
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Mr. Bear
Shut the fuck UP!

Me? Mad? Oh, it’s just late in the day
I’m still full of joy and ecstasy, make no mistake
Now let’s show Caledon 21 the fun games that we play

Trash must be cleansed and you’ll be who I start with
Story, production, verses, all garbage
You’re dribbling, static, come listen to my voice
I’m music to the ears, and all you are is white noise

This ditch right here will make sure that Satan’s satisfied 
And I’m sure all of your fans would make for the greatest sacrifice
(cut to fire crackling) Feel your plastic skin melt away
Your cove’s in a faraway land, Hell awaits

Skin Taker
Best turn back now, ye’ wayward lost soul
‘Lest Jolly Mr. Rogers be turned to crossbones
All those who met my glass jaw have abandoned hope
This is your final stop, WELCOME TO CANDLE COVE 

Gave lads some orange juice so they wouldn’t be thirsty
HAHAHAHA WHAT? SO THE DEAD KIDS DON’T HAVE SCURVY?
That billowing pit ain't a sighting to behold
You misheard me, I said FIRE IN THE HOLE

I’ll grind ye’ hide very well until you’re made to pedo pelt
Jones will find ye’ severed flesh DEEP DOWN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL
SO GO INSIDE. GO INSIDE.
GO INSIDE. GO INSIDE.

CREDITS

Shimario as Pirate Percy
GamingPlush64 as Laughingstock
garbageGothic as Janice

Swizkii as Mr. Bear

Rabi as The Skin Taker

Written by Rabi
Additional writing help from GamingPlush64
Beat prod. by Breathtaking Beats
Arranged, Mixed, & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Spotify Art by Hauntedcicadasongs

1999 vs. Candle Cove - Rap Battle

6ix Stories – THΞ CØLLECTIVE

Step into the streets of Toronto with 6ix Stories, a ten-track concept album that lays bare the city’s hidden underbelly. From street politics, loyalty tests, and robberies gone wrong, to the harsh realities of drugs, death, and the price of respect, The Collective paints a raw, unfiltered portrait of life in the 6ix.

Each track is a story, blending gritty storytelling with melodic hooks and hard-hitting beats. It’s an immersive experience where every corner holds tension, every block has a code, and survival comes at a cost.

6ix Stories is for anyone ready to see the streets through the eyes of those who live them — unflinching, intense, and unforgettable.

BLOOD & RESPECT

嘗試打破雲南山歌與孟菲斯之間的次元壁，在《雲南人在髒南上》專輯基礎上，採樣了經典山歌《新潮褲子倒着穿》、《遊手好閒》、《情人越多越氣派》以及哈尼族民歌等。在多年後面對越來越多的音樂風格時，毛梓涵總能想起多年前在工人文化宮遊樂園坐海盜船，聽到的那些山歌，民歌。於是纔有了這一盤《雲南人在髒南上 Vol 1.1 工人文化宮記憶》

TOP PLAYER 雲南人在髒南上

The Christmas bop no one asked for… but here it is.. city girls, where you at.

Bugs Bunny vs Walter White

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