Alen as Pico
Cole as Hank
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering / Announcer: Light
Beat Produced by: Marsad Men
Thumbnail by: Jordy

(0:10)
FAC RAP BATTLES
PICO
VERSUS
HANK
BEGIN

(0:20) Pico:
Wanted posters everywhere; I’ve got the heat in gun and pen
But I’d get second hand embarrassment having you dead again
I come packin’ two gats, on the track I’m spreadin warfare
I would love to see your arms, if your ass actually had a pair
Cut you off, like your scalp, cause I’m going for a combo 
Using this uzi oughta crush a clone worse than Piconjo
Endanger the masses? There’s no way that I’ll spare ‘ya
‘Cause this Convict’s came to my town and he’s messing with the sheriff!

(0:40) Hank:
Somewhere in Pennsylvania, Fulp began to make new ground
A ‘site made to give the net’s first gifted creators huge ground
Alongside all the art pieces, this edgy little nuisance came
Who’s now only remembered for his presence in a rhythm game
Combat’s in the name, I’ve resided in Hell slaying Gods
The most you’ve done’s shot some alien children and aggressive goths
So, for you to defeat me? That weed’s getting you trippy
I haven’t seen a bigger clown running amuck since Tricky
You kid me? Your rapping ain’t doing nothing to Hank, man
With those shots it’s no wonder you’re in the shadow of Tankman
Got Earth on my back, you’re learnin’ bout apples and oranges
I’d kill ‘ya with sick rhyme but you’ve already a disorder, kid 
Been here nineteen years and counting, meanwhile, your status:
No sequel for two decades now? That’s what I call Madness
Be it verbal or physical, in a battle, you’d be canned
Gettin’ blammed ‘out this duel - a fate by your own hands

(1:22) Pico:
Talkin about relevancy? You don’t really have a front
Take a lesson from Deimos and learn to keep your mouth shut
I’m serious, keep spittin’ all this garbage shit within your lines
I’ll make sure that you end up with your jaw ripped off another time
Your bark is big for someone who’s continuously decomposing
Only living ‘cause his killers wish to keep the bloodshed going
And frankly, I’m content as a goated, one-time, big hit
Then start my tale decades ago and be fully unfinished
I mow down foes like they’re nothin; the Uberkids will tell you
Once I’ve got you in my sights, you’ll be begging Jesus to help you
You’re not impressing me, seeing how many times your life’s been closing off
You reigning here’s a case of the Improbability Drive going off
Your shit was gettin’ pretty hot, you got yourself a brand new bod
A mad metal monstrosity; reminding me of a Ghettobot
You’re tough but comin’ to rap it’s so clear that you just don’t fit
You are what you eat, my shots hit harder every time I spit
Lore’s a total mess, viewers begging for some clarity
Never dying; wish that held true for your popularity 
This battle’s done, the session's over; no need for us to fight on
What’d we learn today? Don’t fuck with Newgrounds greatest icon

(2:12) Hank:
This your attempt at scarin’ me? You ain’t getting too far
The Sheriff and his cronies posed more of a threat than you are
When Twitter caught an eye, you were doomed to be a dead boy
Went from a brave school hero to a cat ears wearing femboy
Even if your bars were hot, you’d still fail to have me stunned
Consider yourself steaming? I literally killed the sun
It sucks to do but you’ve rightfully earned this brutal schooling
I would say I’ve put this mutt down but Nene would start drooling
Such a mismatch; you’d never compare to what I’ve built, trash
Once this bout is over I’ll have your ass slaughtered like Flash
Your versus stunk, you’ll be forgotten; like your spur, you reek of evil
This kid’s an even worse joke than his April Fools sequel

Pico vs. Hank J. Wimbleton. Rap Battle #4

Here is a cover of Kaboom with Racist Mario.

The FNF: Madness Vandalization mod was made by bbpanzu:
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Support the Friday Night Funkin devs:
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Kaboom but Racist Mario Sings It (Fiery Mix)

[THIS BATTLE WAS CRAFTED AS PART OF A 100 HOUR RAP BATTLE CHALLENGE!]

In this episode of Quizzical Quarrels, two of the most memed fictional racqueteers cause a racket in a rap bracket! Who will get game point?

Swizkii as Ken
Quizzique as Waluigi

Written by Quizzique and Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Light
Beat prod. By InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to JK for inadvertently giving the idea of Ken in a battle.

Ken (0:10): 
Alright, it’s match point, and I won’t be fallin’ short
Approach the net with intellect, and now the ball’s in your court
I’ll knock your ass out of your Revolution at super Sonic speeds
Because your spin-offs always fall flat to those dirty yellow rings

Check my resume, you won’t believe the things it’ll say
While your 2 pages of lore leave you Italian Vague
Sure, your stache is iconic in every one of your games
But GOD, with that huge nose, you’ll LOVE the smell of these flames!

You think you’re hot shit? I can sense global warmth, you’re not it
How are you a fan favorite when your ass can’t turn a profit?
Call up Bee Larry King so you can show me your worth!
AND SHOW THE WORLD THAT AN ASSIST’S THE ONLY TROPHY YOU’VE EARNED

Waluigi (0:41):
This dude thought he could beat me, Waluigi? Well, it’s lookin’
Like he’s a less effective villain on the court than John Goodman
Check out the bombs I’m dropping like it’s my island resort
You couldn’t size up with winter boots, you’re playing wee sports

Tryna take charge, but your phone battery’s dead
How would you ever get a job with phony flattery, Ken?
And get some lotion, you look like an Amiibo the factory sent
I’d just go and buy a doll if I wanted a plasticky Ken

(Wahahaha!) This abhorrent bitch’s story is the corniest 
Got dumped ‘cause all his girlfriend’s horniness was for a hornet’s nest
Your weakness is apparent with how uncivil you treated her
With your romance, YOU’RE the sugar-free artificial sweetener

Ken (1:11)
Talking love life? I’m the only one to Smash you like a power block
You couldn’t get a Daisy in Vanessa’s flower shop (ha)
Check the shower top, what I’m flowing is lethal 
I’m seeing buggies in your life, so Imma crush you like a Beetle

My nerves are FRIED from hearing that earscratching voice, I’m passin’ this!
Sounds like you ate a wasp nest, even honey won’t help that raspiness
You think yourself an Ace, you’re more a jackoff with your awful lust
Your chances with the princess are washed, that’s a royal flush

Waluigi (1:32):
I know these quips’ll sting, ‘cause we know you’re allergic
But even if you weren’t, your crumbling life would still be left hurting
Bro, you sure fumbled when a bumblebee was Vanny’s hero
Yeah, you get love in tennis, because what you’re scoring’s zero

Waluigi’s topping jocks that seethe at mere pollen bees
Sit this match out, you’re flipping shit like my pinball machine
Hell, you MUST be acting crazy to think you burden me with War
Game, set, no match was made, the ball’s back in your court

Waluigi Vs Ken (Bee Movie)| QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #7 [100 HOUR CHALLENGE] (ft. Swizkii)

ArcadeKitten battles are back on the menu (I say, as if the last one wasn't a week ago)

Snakebite126 as Bobble the Clown
M!CAH as Lambchop
Prod. by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixing by Spadical
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks: garbageGothic, Rosenthal, Quizzique, all the Maryheads

LYRICS:
Bobble the Clown:
Hey, kids! Welcome to my show! I… where are the tots at?
Oh, you must be the mentally immature one, ‘cause otherwise, you would’ve passed out from my broadcast!
Right, now we’ve got that cleared up. As a shop owner, deals are what you’d mostly be closing,
But unfortunately for you, there’s also a wolf tryna get in the clothes of this wolf in sheep’s clothing
But of course, you fell for the one person in your town you couldn’t pack in your articles. 
Tell me, are you crushing on that star witch because her magic can fix your lack of any heartstrings to pull?
Then she says “I can fix him”, but even she can’t once I’ve gutted this Tumblr cutie.
How’s a killer supposed to be threatening with resurrection? ArcadeKitten might as well be a fucking PUSSY!
So when I’m throwing these hands, you’ll be tortured and damned like all of the soldiers in camps
Makes sense that this sheep would flock to what’s popular - he stole all the trends from Cult of the Lamb
Now kids, I may be loud on the air, but your head’s in the clouds if you’re scared of this fantasy monster
Prepare for another Kitchen Surprise, as I lead another lamb to the slaughter

Lambchop:
Welcome to my shop! I assure you, there’s many sweets to try
But maybe you should hold off, ‘cause you’ve already got a sickeningly saccharine redesign!
(sigh) You know what? I’m already bored of dissing this clown who’s a literal hack
So I’m dragging you off like I’m Dr. [[REDACTED]]; mark the second time you’ll be in the back
It’ll soon be clear your doom is near - bet you’ve never seen a sheep with pruning shears
You’ll be decapitated like Raj; how about I sell Bobble’s head as a souvenir?
Pennywise on a penny’s budget is hardly bringing scary content
Sure, you may hate me, but look into my eyes; you think you can win a staring contest?
Thought you’d be a famous horror star, but dropped off the air like Stella
Facing off ‘gainst me is a gutsy move, but like Ruuuuby, I’m fed up
You’re the clown, and your whole damn site’s a circus, but not one I’d visit for fun
After I’ve left Bobble bodybagged, the record of your loss is data you’ll wish stays expunged

Bobble the Clown:
Wanna put up a fight, but your verse was underweight; for a butcher, I thought you could pack meat
Even before your mind was changed, you alwarys stood out as the black sheep
In Stella’s village, her plan was to keep them happy, ‘til she found this piece of crap’s secret stash
All it took was a wave of her hand to erase your brain more than any Grade A amnesiac!
I don’t even need to learn to stay unnoticed, ‘cause there’s, like, six guys in your Potemkin village
Grab a mosquito trap and leave your business as embers! Remember, kids; it’s the most effective method for getting rid of pests and insects
Leaving necks slit’s how you get her attention and end up as close souls?
Tell me, Lambchop: how does my average episode have a less fucked-up moral?

Lambchop
You’re getting under people’s skin, but I’m not talking that when I say you’re a boring twat
Where’s your entourage? Well, either way, when I break your legs, you’ll need a different supporting cast
Biggest threat you could make is doxxing, creeping and peeping on researchers
But Ronald McDonald over here can’t even bring enough beef for a decent burger
This is not the place for you, I could chop off all your bodyweight and still make it in time for my coffee break
But you’ve already been locked away to rot away, makes sense why you’re marked as “Safe”
Well, it’s been an honor, but there’s no doubt who won in this bout of cannibalistic villainy
SCP-993’s been terminated, and there’ll soon be more fresh meat for delivery

Bobble the Clown (SCP Foundation) vs. Lambchop (Sweet No Death) - AK Rap Battles

If Breakthru wrote Faker Remastered WITH LYRICS by Cincosfun

Super Star Rap Battles makes its triumphant return with its latest installment: the shceming, cheating, garlic-eating biker, Wario, versus comedy YouTuber, game reviewer & producer, videogamedunkey. No connection for this one, just two characters I wanted to use. Hope you enjoy!

IMPORTANT: This is an early audio. I plan to take feedback from this audio and apply it to the eventual video for this battle to make it the best it can be. That being said, please take a few minutes to fill out this quick survey for the battle, I will greatly appreciate it. https://forms.gle/fRDf4g5i2N9KA2rn8

Jofinity as Dunkey
RaccoonBroVA as Wario
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Art by Grasman
Thumbnail by Rabi
Written by Jofinity
Beat Found by YLFEthan
Produced by Adamack
Special Thanks to Shimario, ItsNugget, AlchemyKing, Thisizaraisu, Snakebite126, Trakked, Flunken, Rayyan, and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SiOD0PVlAfKnVFITtTnwCnxkAVl7mBqRXea6LTnFdlY/edit?usp=sharing
(sorry, lyrics were too long to fit)

Wario vs videogamedunkey. Super Star Rap Battle!

Hello and welcome to my second official rap battle in a series of many to come. We have two dimwitted fellows named Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh) and Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants) who are going to duke it out in this epic rap battle. Enjoy!

CAST
Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga: aubs
Patrick Star: jort

PRODUCTION
Art and thumbnail by aubs
Beat prod. by Kustom
Written by jort and aubs

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OSAKA
An American! There’s an American among us! (woooow!)
This fish should join Team Sea Slugs!
Ah can see that yer’ mind is an enigma…
But its machinations are on a different spectrum! (yup!)
In the past, we would’ve seen eye-to-eye
But then you switched up and had to go CGi! 
Ah think I nailed this rap thing, like you boarded yer’ head in!
Ohh.. you’re supposed to be hard-headed! I get it!

PATRICK
Heyyy, who you callin’ hard-head? (uhhh)
Yeah, I’m bored! From the words you said (oh snap)
I have until four to finish up these disses
Let’s make this quick, I’m no ordinary starfish, kid
I’m a shining star; a real Ocean Man! (yeah!)
While this knucklehead couldn’t pass one exam!
Your head must be up high in the clouds with all those daydreams
I wouldn’t be surprised if you were smokin’ all that seaweed!

OSAKA
Heyy, you got it all wrong! Not all Osakan folk are…

PATRICK
..Are this bad at songs?

OSAKA
No, no, I’m good at this riddle stuff..

PATRICK
Uhhh… why don’t you prove it then, huh?

(Osaka: ahh… okay! ^w^)

OSAKA
This star can’t match to Sataa Andagiiiii
Couldn’t even buy a Sataa Andagiiiii
At least my show knew when to quit!
You became more watered down than my handkerchief!
OH MAI GAH! Your family got replaced!
FLOW IS WASHED! Your charisma got erased!
Split ya clean in half like chopsticks, call ya Rick!
(MY NAME’S NOT RIIIICK!!) Seems that Rick is fat pissed!

PATRICK
GRRRRRR IT’S PATRICK!!!!
And I got a phat diss for this melon addict
This ugly barnacle should take better care of herself
Your creator took your intellect and pushed it somewhere else
(Leedle leedle lee) I excel at mayonnaise, 
You suck at the flute and no one remembers your name
Just like fireworks, this blew up in your face
I’m done with this wumbo! You’re again in last place!

Osaka vs. Patrick - Rap Battle!

Rosenthal as Bat-Cow

Cri as Spider-Rex

Korekitten as Norrannosaurman 

Beat by Whodunit
Mixed by Rayyan
Special thanks to Raisu, Dilly, M!Cah, and CornCob

Bat-Cow:
Moo. Who is this?
The flopped character turned into a one time bit?
Now being mopped by bat-cow is what you’re left with
Well that..and dinosaur depression..? 

I went from being saved to saving the day
No, hazards don’t scare me, so get out the way
Too cocky and one snap then crash; left some innocents killed
The stunt left the orphan runt with survivors guilt 

Spider man has a fandom so prehistoric
You might as well battle them for a real venomsaurus
Dinosaurs and they’re completely fine 
Fat representation and that’s where they draw the line (erm..)

Like madame web, I feel inclined to leave 
But there’s like, criminals after me..
Because I actually do some things 
And not cry and whine over my casualties

Spider-Rex:
Shut up. This is barely a match.
You’re not tough. You’re just really fat
You stand around, to me you’re just a mouse
It's not just a slaughter, I'm the whole damn house! 

I improved, yeah, got over my guilt 
You sold no issues and still got milked
You’re meant to be a obstacle in the path 
Who's the runt now when I step over that? (Ha)

You’re just trash, not the best when trapped behind a fence 
So repent, a king destroys a lousy pet
So dense, how can you be such a let down 
From being watched by Batman to blending into the background 

Watch ya blackout when your face meets my tail
And you fail, cuz your horns can’t harm my scales
Doesn’t scale in comparison. When faced with hostility 
He trembles realizing he has zero abilities 

Bat-Cow:
Yeah he’s right. I’m too scared to hit him.
He’s not scary, I just don’t wanna hurt the mascot of autism
Now your backstory I don’t know what to say 
Besides I feel like I’m reading the oc remake of freaky Friday 

All you spider variations are worthless in the running
[pause] At least Spider-pig is actually funny 
When a second meteor crashes from the sky above
You’ll be as burnt out as your parents trust

Spider-Rex:
You’re cooked, kid. That verse wasn’t well done 
Made your own justice league but remained the useless one 
I didn’t run, I faced a gang alone.
So, how is the cow a chicken to the bone 

DC made you for the money, they were sure it would work 
Cash cow failed so bad you got butchered 
Now you’re luckily you haven’t met the terrible fate
Of being devoured by me! I’m watching my weight

Norrannosaurman:
Ha! No you aren’t, fatass.

Spider-Rex:
Come on man

Bat-Cow vs. Spider-Rex - Awesome Rap Battles.

Pepsiman vs Snowflame - Rap Assault!


Pepsiman: WeThink
Snowflame: MidgeCat
Surprise cameo by Quizzique! Omg it's her! Hiiiiiii :D

Written by: CreeperPasta, VariousVoicesVA
Beat produced by:Soulker
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta


Pepsiman:
Busting through your walls, I’m not a fan of your brand. So I’m crashing in your party like how a Pepsi can
Got the munchies? Go and munch this knuckle sandwich! I just need a single KAPLOW! ‘Cause I’m motherfucking Pepsiman!
The best soda mascot since Joe Biden, I’m gonna break your legs and leave you like Joe Swanson
I’d rather fight Cocaine Bear, not gonna lie. If explosions make you die, I’ll just bang you and it’s a swan song
So you went to Colombia and enslaved a whole population of villages after promising to give them some of that bag
And you’re delivering illegal packages to every nation. Dude really thought he was Santa dressed with the Canadian flag
You know when I drop a beat I’m Freshy like Kanal, you know I’m freshy like this Pepsi I’ve got on my hand
I’ll leave your whole operation disbanded- wait, did you just snort a whole fifty grams?!


Snowflame: 

Did you say snort? YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! (snorts coke) TIME TO MAKE A PROPER LINE
LET’S GET FUCKING CRAZY! But I know you’ll run away, like your game. I’M THE BIG CAN CHASING FROM BEHIND!
You're a sham of a hero, only half of a joke. You’re like a toad inside your cans; I’ll make you croak 
Such a failure, you almost made your company broke.This won’t be the first time you lose a battle against Coke
I get green with my white, that’s a known fact! People's savior? Like your bottles, that is all cap
Doesn’t matter if it’s lemon or not,, your drink is old crap mixed with sugar, water, sewage: A Pepsi-Cola!
You know when I party I go hard like I’m popping pills. I only party I catch you at is when kids get their Happy Meals
I FEEL LIKE A GOD AFTER SIPPING LEAN! You don’t need to test me to know my verses are clean!


Pepsiman: 
God damn. That stuff is rotting your brain. I’m just gonna sit here and wait for you to overdose
Besides, you can’t talk about frogs, my friend. Didn’t Peacemaker trick you into snorting one of those?
Yeah, and it choked you to death! How pathetic! I’m running laps around because I’m athletic
Even when I fall down, I get back up in seconds. You only got picked up again cuz nerds considered you a relic
Even without my commercials, I’m so iconic that everyone finds me fun in a way, which is ironic
Because you aged like poor pilk. You just get more moronic. This fucker got more racist than the heroes in his comics
Between Catwoman and the girl she carries, in your second aventure you’re still the biggest pussy
You’re of no use to me, die a fourth time for all I care. I’m not even gonna rhyme, I’m just turning your drugs into Pepsi!


Snowflame: 
You idiot! That won’t work anyway. Your beverage has so much sugar it can keep me running every day
I’ll take this cold prick, crack him like a cold one, turn him into a cold one and throw him away
WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND I FEEL LIKE A GOD, I’M GOING HYPER! I’M MORE FERAL THAN A TIGER, I’M THE GOD OF ONE-LINERS (snort)
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR FUCKING DIAPER! And after I kick your ass I’LL UNLOCK YOU IN FIGHTING VIPERS!
I mean, we’re halfway there. You’re already red and blue- ay! You can’t harm me! I can’t feel your disses anyway.
I’m like rubble, I rebuttal anything you say! Of course I feel like Santa, bitch! I make it jingle every day!
I don’t care if you’re fit, I can’t see your gains. Hit your head so much, now who’s the one with no brain
But I’m ending your pain. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU WANT SMOKE AGAINST THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF COCAINE?!


Pepsiman VS Snowflame the cocaine powered supervillain - Rap Assault! (ft. WeThink & MidgeCat)

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETuh9nyvGXE

Quizzique as Reginald Tetra
swizkii as Sykes
MakeMeMadGaming as Announcer

||PRODUCTION||
Written by Quizzique, garbageGothic, and ThanosQuack
Additional writing by Alchemyking

Reginald art by A Trash Artist
Additional art assets by Dilly! and Mega PMB
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Arng. by Quizzique
Mixed and Mastered by SIR Rap Battles

Special Thanks to Alex M., RaccoonBroVA, Nathan Provost, Shimario, ArcadeKitten, Schaffrillas

||LYRICS||
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1On01l47uFxSzoCJoiSfqjZny6aw66Rlq96QkxaRPm4Y/edit?usp=sharing

Reginald Vs Sykes | EVIL RAP BATTLE!

This is my version of mixing and mastering the rap battle. Made to demonstrate my current skills with Adobe Audition.

Support the original one here:
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Cover art by SPM

Reginald Vs Sykes | EVIL RAP BATTLE!

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