Original battle by garbageGothic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no09-lzwVEA&t=27s

Rayyan with a bad laptop mic as Sebastian
Emily as literally everyone else

GDT Pinocchio: 
Oh boy, I love rap battles! Don’t know what they are yet though

Sebastian:
Well battle’s when you fight, and rap is clever rhyme and flow

GDT Pinocchio:
A witty war of words?! I love it! Penny, now it’s time to… die?
Leave you torn apart like Pyrrha did when I’m up on the mic (Oh!)
I’m flaming it! Like a crucifix! While you got flamed by Cinder’s hit!
A shame you were forced to be a real girl to make writing easy, and then you got fridged
But you’re used to the cold, being with Schnees, stuck in your role as a war robot
So let’s heat it up! My sick rhymes’ll send viruses like a hack by Watts

Penny Polendina: 
(Laughs) Salutations! It’s truly a pleasure to meet you!
I've never seen a boy before with so much mid to spew
Your homeland will be burdened when this battle ends in tragedy
Unlike you and Candlewick, I’m combat ready!
You’re flammable, watch for the sparks that I’m spitting

I’m never dull, sharp as my Floating Array
Be careful, I’ll sever the strings on this kid and
The borrowed soul he signed away for the pay!
Stop trucks with my hands but one sent you to Death
By the end of this battle, you’ll see her again- (hiccup)
Yeah, I don’t mean it, let’s just be friends!!
Say ‘ciao’ at verse 2, see who won and who’s next!

GDT Pinocchio:
Wow! That was a wonderful verse, but I’m sure that I can top it!
Your disses froze like Cold Steel, mine are hotter than hot chocolate! 
So listen up-! (gets shot) 

Pauly Shore Pinocchio:
Guess who’s here to slay the clones? It’s Italy’s fruitiest wood, the true Pinocchio!
Let me di-ski-di-ski-di onto the beat, end this PvPvP knockin’ out screws

This meme from MTV’s here to redeem my infamy with a new debut!
First up: dumb husk with a shot in his stump, his stop-motion can’t outrun my guuun!
Try to look grown-up, so you bring in Jesus and Nazis?! What-

GDT Pinocchio:
Huh?

(another gunshot)

Penny Polendina: 
Excuse me, sir-

Pauly Shore Pinocchio:
Does this magic tin can wanna talk?
Got a newsflash for you Bu-ddy, your story’s even worse! Shipping isn’t a plot!
Rusty Nuts and Dolts can’t hold a candle to my canon
Got a better Bella-donna than your civil rights stand-in! 
Leave an Ironwood Maiden-less in this rap 
When I kick your ass into next Spring Break! (Woo!)
Thinkin’ you can fuck with the pine? Pauly’s made of high-quality rhymes!
Your series is like you: it died, but everything comes in due time!
Forced Jaune to kill you after two lines of fire? Bitch please!
I burned and got real! I’ll melt you down to size for RWBY Chibi!

Penny Polendina & GDT Pinocchio:
What’s this knockoff trying to do? He lost all reputation
The second his mouth opened and became a faux sensation
Your jokes are stale, now Tybalt’s the only fame that you can ride
But we’ll stay strong with the power of God and anime on our side!

[RAYYAN MIX] Penny Polendina vs Pinocchio (Guillermo del Toro) - GG Rap Battles

Beat by me
Both voices by me
Mix by Kenos https://www.youtube.com/@KENOSISHOT
TN by gman2006. on Discord


Story time! A few weeks ago I thought, "Hey, you know what would be cool? Making an entire rap battle, beat and all, in less than two hours!"

I wrote the beat in half an hour, the lyrics in an hour, recorded it in the last half hour... got it all sent to Kenos, got the mix back same day, asked for Gman's thumbnail expertise, got that wicked fast...

And then proceeded to forget to upload it for weeks.

Ohwellyouknowwhattheysaybetterlatethannever.wav

This may or may not be redone with higher quality and better lyrics for a future release, but I wanted to show what I did now because I'm super proud of it!

Side note: Zapdos is mainly based on his iterations in the spinoffs, referencing Rescue Team and Guardian Signs in particular.


LYRICS:
ZAPDOS
Is the Power Plant jacker back from hiatus?
Primeape is less scary past prime, ain’t it?
I’m at the top of Mt Thunder while your kind’s wasted
On a vigilante fresh out of the ice! Face it
You guard a lethal weapon cause your maker bot got personal
Mega showed up and made your Montage Terminal
You know the drill, try to Mirror my Moves
But a thunder god could surely put the fear inside you

MANDRILL
I was at this centuries before you could fly
Scrap the 20, I’ll put two X’s over your eyes
Try to armor through a Squirtle shell but still they let the kill show
Now I’ll do it right back- Disarmored Armadillo
Shifty poultry shoulda stayed in Gen 1
Cause when Shiftry showed you went and let his friends run
With your OU niche depleted, it seems fitting
That a team of children’s your last means of lifting

ZAPDOS
Bitch, I know you didn’t keep that up
You’re a pushover in everyone’s elite TAS runs
And now every single remix sees a beast gassed up
But your battle isn’t even worth a rematch, bud
I’m fly like Layuda, you’re grounded like Renbow
Without any range, fire straight if you can though
Like Eagle so high you got beat from the sky
Now I’ll leave you behind, as fast as Nintendo
MANDRILL
Slow as your plotline, Sigma to Slugma
I’ll bring the dark world your audience runs from
Claim moral high ground, but this tuta-minus
Tries channeling lightning on kids when they fight him
I was built as a sentry protecting this entrance
Electric defenses your pecks never get in
Took too many hits, and now look what’s happened
No Galar, I left this attack chicken blackened

Zapdos Vs Spark Mandrill- THE RAP RING! 2 Hour Challenge

RaccoonBroVO as Jack Slash  
Justgamer as Jhin
Writer:BirdJormungandr
Mixed by Serena 
Beat by Trunxks Beatz
Character Art: 
Jack Slash-Grasman 
Jhin-Valonide
Cover Art-JK

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fUoLh8XESc_HbCwPwDmGpzuxl_x_LRVP8-Nc-4liyTk/edit?usp=drivesdk 


VERSE ORDER: 
Jack Slash Verse 1 - 0:13
Jhin Verse 1 - 0:55
Jack Slash Verse 2 - 1:37
Jhin Verse 2 - 2:05

Jhin vs. Jack Slash (WORM SPOILERS AHEAD) - League vs. Anything! - Bird's Rap Battles

Thumbnail created by: Nugget
Mixed by: Dani

Gamer:
JustGamer, Just gonna knock out your ass
Today I’m gonna battle the creator of Rap Clash
Now I know this is the first time that we’ve ever had a fight
But I’m still gonna end this battle between the whites
I saw Justin Y vs Among Us, wow dude what a joke 
When you ate all those cookies, I wish you had choked
I beat Jofinity’s ass and even Oofie too 
If you hate gays so much just go and kiss a dude
Your edits are mid, go back to After Effects
And leave Hitfilm to pros that edit the best 
“RNG”? What the fuck does that mean?
I know what you did back in 2019 

RNG:
I HATE ALL OF YOUR RAPS
AND YOU KNOW YOUR RAPPING IS ASS
AND IF WERE BEING SO TRUTHFUL I GET IN WITH THE LADIES
BUT I'M SEEING YOU, FOOL AND THEN I START HATING

Dan:
Fuck you RN, time to show who’s the real G
Haven’t heard a verse this bad since Trump versed Waluigi
Built like a potato, makes sense you kin Nagito
Makes fun of the gays bro, but you ain’t gay tho!
I may be the minority, but Gamer, you’ll find more to see
Your white’s less super, but more superiority
You bore me to sleep, but I ain’t a Dreamer!
Psytube couldn’t handle me, and I guess you couldn’t either!

Wait what the fuck is happening
Oh god wait, something smells… Freshy…

Nugget:
Yo its ItsNugget joining this rap to spit some shit
Against 3 pricks and two of which happen to be homophobic 
And yes RNG, I’m talking about you bitch.
You overwhelm me so much and I’m not even autistic 
Now let’s move onto Dan! Dissing you won’t be hard since 
You have NF as your favorite artist..yuck
Gamer you have a lot to do, you’re wasting your time, bud
You and Dan have a FRB members tierlist? Thats fucked up
None of you are scaring me! I’m the god of rap!
I’ll leave you all like RNG’s MLK battle, scrapped. 
And I’m sorry Gamer for not dissing you more
But I don’t have a good interactions with fuckers named Roy

YES! I JUST WON THE RAP BATTLE ROYA-

Danii:
Nugget, that verse was really good :)
Now I’m firing some shots like it’s your son in the hood
Fuck that junkie piece of shit, don’t know you’re beefing with
And Gamer’s vegan ass should that I’m the best European, bitch
Calvin killing puppies is the only time he kills a dog
We know you’re secretly straight with Sonic the Hedgehog
And Dan, I have nothing for you, so listen to my fast rap

JustGamer vs RNG. FRB Tussle Round 4 1/2.

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vO_9oVwxf3kyhPVH7jFSQBXjXvq3fFiohCso93V8V-k/edit
Quizzique as Guzma
SeerofWords as Grace Monroe
JustGamer, Snakebite126 and garbageGothic as Team Skull Grunts
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and AlchemyKing
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles and MC Fawful
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Beat by Kelly Mac and Aaron John Shapiro
Hint for next time: "So many projects are in the backburner it could be one of three different things idk"

Grace Monroe vs. Guzma

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/ngQi4T9NmmZfybc49

The ninth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 brings you nEon versus JesseBox.

FRB Brawl: Rematch comes back strong with a battle of two artists. Will nEon win nobly, or will Jesse have this win in the... box? Be sure to vote to draw this fued to an end.

Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by InsaneBeatz

Lyrics:

nEon:
nE MC returns, I got no time to be discreet now
The Jessesphere isn’t as well-rounded as she seems, wow
It’s too late to leave the bout, so go take a seat, now
Yeah, I’m a beat producer, I’m producing a beatdown!
Soon you’ll be maxed out, I should call that your roles
Bad idea to play a clown, now you’re just a joke
Going back to older messages only to incite fire?
Maybe you should take a rest, even your avatars look tired

Jesse:
I’m not intimidated by a thing you say that shit was lame
New to the game but they all say beating Neon’s a piece of cake
Fuck a diss doc, I know how to go all in
Call me a MusicBox fixate on my bars, bitch! (Check me out)

Throwing off rap battle videos is all you’re good at
I get why they call you Neon your art’s just as hard to look at 
No growth since 2020 so they think you’re a child
While my achievements, renown run laps ‘round you for miles
And I got a lot to say on how shit your interests are 
A fan of war criminals like JFK and AJR
Jo tried to cut you loose had to beg your way in
And now your chances of advancing are like Lizzo; thin.


nEon:
I heard Jesse could cook, but it looks like I was lied to
Haven’t seen you this dramatic since your fight against Psytube
And don’t try to write, like a typo, you’ll make it worse
I wouldn’t be surprised if you apologized after your second verse
Victory’s what you believe, but it seems you’ve been deceived
It’s like you thought you’d receive Mario galaxy 3
Astrology girl didn’t help, now to chemistry, I’m asking ya
Trying to gain a reaction? Bro, compared to me, you’re potassium!
Yeah you voiced Medusa, but I’m the one who rocks the beat
Insulting my humor? You count rude comments as comedy
You got no chance at topping me, feeling Blue in the end
Did I strike a nerve? Lash out and tell me to leave you alone again

Jesse:
We all wish you would, only I have the balls to say it
Your annoying ass butts in every single conversation
Think your quips and battles are funny you’re mistaken at that
nEon you only make us laugh when we make fun of you behind your back!
You failed like animating Simpson honestly
You can’t run your mouth, can’t even lip sync properly
Like your oc ideas, I’ve got nothin left to throw down
Let’s see if this all star can rally any votes now

nEon vs JesseBox. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

JustGamer as Griffith
JesseBoxVO as Makima

Beat Prod. by: Epistra
Written by: Danii
Mixed by: Zagranis and Danii
Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Griffith:
Every enemy I’ve ever fought has fell to their knees
Now I’m cookin’ something for the bitch from Wendy’s, uh
Don’t you dare block me from my kingdom, you’re mistaken thinkin’ this king's dumb
The man with everything in his thumb, is now here to drop you some wisdom
Ay, yuh, everything from here goes south
And you’ll make like Guts and not keep my name out yo mouth
‘Cause your BDSM’s kink not what I meant by domination
Rob ya’ nation that you try to control all with your okay tits
I go apeshit, and then I eat good like the eclipse
While your fans are like the demons from them, it can’t be fixed
But from Denji, I think being spat at isn’t nothing odd
So what’s a devil controller to your new fuckin’ god? Huh?

Makima:
This boy is a strange one, watch your self-esteem
He saw one flashback and then thought that he had a special dream
And with how he gets all pressed when people start to leave his gang
It’s no wonder that no girl consented when you got to…Bang
Really, it’s nuts, thinkin’ that I would succumb to your trust
I know that you only fucked with his girlfriend because you just couldn’t go swordfight with Guts
Watch for these cuts, talk about eating good when I see you getting tortured in ditches
Pray that your god’s fate switches, make like my house and just go get some bitches
Seen your balls more than your actual fights
Put some pants on ‘fore you talk about your natural rights
I see you putting on that bird armor ‘fore shit was getting bloody
You’re a puppy that I’ll put down, lemme give you the rundown
I’ll make that power limiting, and then we’ll make this interesting
I hope those eyes can see my plan ‘cause they be social distancing
Damn, you wanna talk about about how I just fucked up?
Your pale ass didn’t even make a difference in the manga

Griffith:
My dream’s not something for your size
‘Cause it ends with me getting even more bags than your eyes
Treating kids like tools and think their acts are done manageably
No one tell her ‘bout the Moonlight Boy, then she’ll take advantage of me
Makima is listening but isn’t too hung up
She should make like Casca and just shut the fuck up
Since you make me vomit like Himeno dragging on for that long
So I bet both of our stans will say I said nothing wrong

Makima:
Can’t even pick the name of your army
You think you can harm me? Your failed utopia tries will long end
Like your series, you’ll end crying, but I don’t think that’d be shocking
I leave this battle in my favor; a corpse is talking

Griffith vs. Makima - #17

A battle of words and wits commences in this episode of TableTop Rap Battles!'

Matt Raichous as Wheel of Fortune
garbageGothic as Vanna White

swizkii as Scrabble

Written by Quizzique

Mixed by SIR Rap Battles
Beat prod. by Whodunit

Thumbnail by Quizzique
TTRB logo by SPM

LYRICS:
Wheel of Fortune:
ARE you here to take the test? Make a guess to begin
Missing the point? Add an S to the end
Nobody plays the real you, they’re playing Words with Friends, no secrets
You aren’t at the top of your flow, I got the SEA crest

Woooow, you’ve got dictionary expertise
I’m gonna buy a vowel because I’m taking this with EASE
I’m owning the board, call me Vanna White
Leave you tense with goosebumps: R L S T N E

Scrabble:
Real unfortunate, the fatigue that you’ve shown
You go letter to letter, I’m in a League of my own
So speak what you know, say what you please
You won’t play it with ease when I’m Changing the Keys

You’re like your Playstation matches: all losses and bankrupts
How’s your game so ass when my artist is named Butts?
Your half-a-cars and taxes, from your players you take cuts
Tried bringing fun to masses, but you only made game grumps

Wheel of Fortune:
Your scoring’s a bore, why am I battling you?
Get that X off your board, this ain’t Family Feud
You connect points with syzygy, and my, that’s worth plenty
But you can’t play proper names, that’s why I earned the Emmy

(AY!) So is that the best you got for me?
Cut down an MC from MB like a spelling BEE
I think I’ll try an L, and the category is?
[OVERRATED BOARD GAMES] And that’s the quiz!

Scrabble:
I’m taking the tabletop charts, you couldn’t climb mine
A celebrated game since before you hit prime time
Speaking of Times, New York’s got you beat
Wordle brought you to their phones and screwed over your hot streak

Your groups of puzzle pushers pale to the brothers Parker
Sajak pulls a soyjak when impersonating Barkers
Went from disc jockey to spinning on the roulette
And his Republican history’s one we’d rather forget

Scrabble vs Wheel of Fortune - TableTop Rap Battle! #3 (ft Matt Raichous, swizkii and garbageGothic)

Title: Marpole Fresh
(P. Yuan)

An introspective joint that I penned about growing up in Marpole, South Vancouver over a sinister West Coast beat by SF Traxx.

Lyrics:
*********************************************************************
I'm so emotional I love my block
I'm like a hustler cuz I scheme and plot
the g's love me cuz I only wear chucks and Reeboks
Nikes on my frame looking clean like I detoxed
We box-nope, I never fight unless I have to
outthink my foes use my mind to win battle
scars I keep 'em buried you can't see 'em
When I write my rhymes, like a hustler's reup
Marpole, I remember where I went to school
and I remember you if you ever lent a tool
When I was in need cuz my poppa he left me,
so I had to bend the rules, but Ima just use
what I was given play the hand that I'm dealt.
I never asked for handouts always play for the team
I scramble when a man's out
They holler, "What a good dude," I know you love me like cooked food

Chorus:
(I'm Fresh!)
F R E S capital H
shake your rump to the funk like back in the day
get chu weeded just so you repeat it.
make yo girl say UGH like Master P did.
(I'm Fresh!)
F R E S capital H
shake your rump to the funk like back in the day
get chu weeded so you repeat it.
make yo girl say UGH like Master P did.

Melody was fly she always put me in a good mood
now I'm hella high, and I'm in a hood mood.
if I come around the block make sure you holla
You had love for me whether I wore fake shirts or Prada.
Marpole I love you and that's on my momma
We go together like Mase and Big Poppa
grey suited mobsters - chillin', sittin' spillin grey goose vodka
I'm on a different path
get momma out the kitchen,
my girl a bigger pad, maybe a thicker ass,
U see me I be creepin' on a comeup
schemin' since the sun up, like Sun Tzu
but I'm like Confucius in a hummer
screamin' out the sunroof money ain't a thang
and you can party when you wanna
I party when I can it just isn't in my plans, comma,
this is the realest shit I ever wrote

Chorus:

As I sit here, relaxin' - I don't f- with *
he made fun of my grandmother's accent
Shoutout to Pat Chan he ain't know I used to diss him on wax
now I miss him in fact
Adam was cool and so was
but he macked on my girl, I was like aiight then.
Wenda I threw up and you were there to lend a hand/
Holly promise u'll always be my biggest fan
Hanjoon put me up on weightliftin'
remember YMCA I ain't pay I snuck in
Them hunnies looked fly at the import shows
Remember back when I got none, I watched pornos.
School dances we got hyped every time
I ain't make it on the team so I just wrote these rhymes
back in the day I'm not a kid anymore
But sometimes I just sit n' wish I was a teen again.

Chorus x2

Scrabble vs Wheel of Fortune - TableTop Rap Battle! #3 (ft Matt Raichous, swizkii and garbageGothic)

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