H-Beam weaves this hairy tale about the most casanova Moustache you have ever heard of. Ride on Moustache... Moustache Ride!!!

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Verse 1:
He sits there waiting with scissors
His face stern solid an bare
patiently slowing his breathing
He waits for the man made of hair

The book that he follows heeds warning
To men who covet what is not theirs
His third wife lay fuzzy and satisfied
Pleasured by the man made of hair


Chorus:
He's loved to infamy
He's shorn to secrecy
That's how Don Bigoté rides

Ride
Moustache Ride
Ride
Moustache Ride

Once there on top there's little to stop
Don Bigoté's moustache ride


Verse 2:
Now Don Bigoté rides solo
Behind many pleasured do lie
The sun beats down upon his bowler hat
While his hair flows long and wild

Wild like the path he is riding
A trail of trim wax and strands
The stache knows his acts are condemning 
Bigoté heeds no such commands

Chorus:
He's loved to infamy
He's shorn to secrecy
That's how Don Bigoté rides

Ride
Moustache Ride
Ride
Moustache Ride

Once there on top there's little to stop
Don Bigoté's moustache ride  

   

Verse 3:
The scissors are sharpened and ready
The weapon cold he holds in his hand
The man with no name waits for Don Bigoté
Like spaghetti westerns I watched with Dad

The moment of climax upon us
As Bigoté sways into his pad
Takes off his hat and is promptly attacked 
By a hair raising jealeous young man

With the form of a beauty school drop out
Not one inch of moustache is spaired
The man with the shears lowers Bigoté's ears
and is left with a fistful of hairs

Outro Chorus:
Ride
Moustache Ride
Ride
Moustache Ride

Once there on top there's little to stop
Don Bigoté's moustache ride  

The Infamoustache Ride Of Don Bigoté

If Frank Zappa and Jim Henson had an illegitimate child, and Mike Patton baby sat all the time, you'd have a Useful Box Of Hair. H-Beam's "Useful Box of Hair" : now available on iTunes and Amazon.com

Jane & Jane

Poocasso Reprise

I Need More Ranch

Hambone

Jane's Ovaryature

Mt. Change

A Tennessee Anthem with a catchy chorus that will keep you hopping along!

Cumberland hop

They talk about the end of days
You gotta live our righteous ways
If you don’t you miss our private party.

Some are yelling some are crying
All the fuss is over dying
On a date they speculate is coming

You know we might be fine
Maybe Mayans were a lying
They just ran outa time
Long before You and I

But baby if the earth goes
Thanks for coming to our shows
We hope to see you back home
Baby when the earth goes.

Armageddon or coming of heaven
Be it God or be it fellow brethren
Until then we’ll try to keep ya smiling.

So we’ll love the day the Lord has made
You know the world could not end today
It’s already tomorrow in Australia.


You know we might be fine
Maybe Mayans were a lying
They just ran outa time
Long before You and I

But baby if the earth goes
Thanks for coming to our shows
We hope to see you back home
Baby when the earth goes.

We Might Be Fine

It's been a long day already
It ain't even lunchtime yet.
You should have seen last night it was packed tight
And nobody left a tip

My doggies are begging me
My pillow is harkening
I'll see you real soon my baby boo
As soon as I finish my shift

I'm still glad I'm working
But this back is hurting
There's one thing for certain
I'm tired and inspired to retire

I'm gonna catch up on some sleep
They've been working me like a dog
Gonna catch up on some sleep
And I ain't getting up till the sun go back down
And when I get up I'll probably eat
Because that's what I love to do
Gonna hit the snooze
Eat some food
And gonna catch up on some sleep







Catch Up On Some Sleep

H-Beam's wild stage show pulls influences from a strong upbringing in the entertainment industry. By fusing aspects of theater and music, the band fathers a musical variety show resembling genes of Rocky Horror and Frank Zappa. Sweeping, psychedelic melodies and bizarre lyrical content propel their sets, as slews of props and masks add to their outrageous on-stage antics. With elaborate compositions pushed to the boundary by weird twisted humor, H-Beam captivates audiences by leaving them with a unique musical experience. With the power of sheer sensory overload, H-Beam imprints a lasting memory in the minds of those that dare to stray from the comforts of predictable rock formulas. 

Showcasing their talent two years in a row at Next BIG Nashville and RedGorilla Music Fest during SXSW in Austin, TX, H-Beam has also performed at several festivals including the Terrapin Hill Festival, Rites of Spring, Waterfest, Vexfest, and more. H-Beam has shared the stage with artists such as, Benevento-Russo Duo, Keller Williams, Feist, Lil' Jon, Tea Leaf Green, Nappy Roots, Grace Potter, and The Samples. Along with their live performances H-Beam's music is also receiving airplay on stations such as Nashville's 102.9 The Buzz, WRVU 91.1, Knoxville's WUTK, Philly's Endless Boundaries Radio, Youngstown, Ohio's Rukus Radio, and is being broadcasted in the UK, Japan, and the Netherlands. 

"If onstage theatrics and an epic throwback to the psychedelia and experimentation of the 1960s are your style, be sure to check out H-Beam. The psychedelic and classic rock sound that they bring to the table will have you dancing and playing air guitar till you drop to your knees. " -Versus Entertainment 

"One thing's for sure—there is nothing like an H-Beam show in Music City."
       -Wesley Hodges, the Deli Magazine

“H-Beam cannot be accused of falling into the old Nashville rock rut of shoegazing; their outlandish use of unorthodox instruments and props in a superlative live show set their  act a cut above most bands playing the club circuit.”

                                        ~All The Rage (ATR)
                                          Nashville Entertainment Weekly

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