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Sexy Vampire

Heavy Hertz was not born, but delivered in a flat pack from IKEA.  The new owner (parents) put Heavy Hertz together with an allen key, quickly they knew there was something wrong. Not only was there plenty of pieces missing but he was repeatedly humming boots and cats.. At an early age he fell in love with knitting. By his teenage years he was awarded a scholarship to the Siberian knitting and surf school.. This is where he is first introduced to electronic music by Sean Penn, who was tracking snow leopards.. Sean gave Heavy Hertz some radical music tips, some samples he got from his ex wife madonna & his own collection of elastic bands. Now With this new knowledge and sample library, Heavy hertz left Siberia to go to Sweden to give Ace of Base another baby, but alas, he was gone tomorrow. Now he headed to Hollywood, where he started to write jingles for the Mickey Mouse club,  thats where he met Justin Timberlake, who wanted Him to be the 9th member of N sync, Heavy hertz turned it down as his dance moves was far too sweet. Justin cried him a river, heavy hertz secretly bottled his tears & sold them on the dark web so he could buy studio time at Abbey Road Studios.. And thats where he did not record any of his music.

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