Heavy Petting's first podcast features our Christmas message to the Commonwealth: a joke and a song. Look out for more of this sort of thing in 2014.

Heavy Petting Podcast 0: Something Something Christmas Something

Middlesbrough's second-tallest sketch group poured themselves down a microphone and this is what poured out. Three sketches about love plus an apology for our gender politics in the form of some hiphop. Everyone likes it when old white men rap, right? Right.

Heavy Petting Podcast 1 - Love

This is Middlesbrough calling. No animals were physically harmed during the making of this podcast, though we did make a badger cry. Features a song about foxes, because that's what the kids are into these days. 

Written and performed by Heavy Petting: Danielle Boucher, Jayne Elwell, James Harris, Mark Lund and Tim Marshall. Music by Sumbarine.

Heavy Petting Podcast 2 - Animals

More proper podcast soon, but in the meantime here's a little bit of musical snark. Please may we get a job on Radio 4?

Heavy Petting Podcast Mini - Activist

Middlesbrough's second-tallest sketch group bring you comedy. Sketches, jokes, songs and some really ill-advised attempts at hip hop. Something for everyone! 

We've written stuff for Vic and Bob, Daniel Sloss, Dan Skinner, Susan Calman and you. You're the best. Love you!

Heavy Petting Sketch Show