sometimes you gotta rob a bank to pay for your wife's gender affirming surgery but you mess up and the cops get involved. forgive the squeaky guitar, it's a draft!
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I guess I just really love my wife
I can't deny that's why I did what I did
the fucking banks had it fucking coming
now so do I

Well, are we men? or are we not?
And isn't love a good enough reason to
Undo the chains, make everything go up in flames
to bridge the gap between us

What I did I'd do again to make it up
What I did I'd do again to make it up

I guess I just really love my wife
I can't deny that's why I did what I did
the fucking banks had it fucking coming
Now so do I

Being John Wojtowicz (a demo)

i'll disappear (a demo)

these are all things i recorded or had the idea to record in the early morning. party on

When I'm Gone [Phil Ochs]

Temple Grandin [Andrew Jackson Jihad]

My Name Is Jonas [Weezer]

snapchats of this cat make my days brighter. 

Louie Conquers The Mattress (Cool Cat)

recorded live at Kulak's Woodshed 08/03/15, edited slightly

Hebrews 11:40 (the Mountain Goats cover)

instruments were recorded in a studio by a professional
vocals were recorded in my living room by me

is it the final draft? who knows

Joan, Joan, Joan (Studio Version)

i'm sure i speak on behalf of both evan & myself when i say 'we are so sorry, JD'

Going to Hell

this is one of several songs i wrote in 2016 about people who have no business working in a museum. 

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LYRICS:
what d'you want from me
i'm reading in braille 
and the shapes only make sense when i feel them from your angle

i'm playing in game three
hail mary pass fail
running through my hands but i'm supposed to be the holy grail 

stranger things have happened to me
when i met you 
i could barely breathe for wanting olives
wanting laurel wreaths
milk and honey and meat

what'll you make of me
she's speaking in tongues
and the sounds weave through my neck like a spider hunting insects

stranger things have happened to me
when i met you 
i could barely breathe for wanting olives
wanting laurel wreaths
milk and honey and meat

Helen Germain

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