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Strap in, turn the neon up to 11, and blast your pecs into orbit — Duke Blaster: Alien Hunter is the unapologetically over-the-top retro-synth-metal-funk-rock space opera you didn’t know you needed.

This concept album follows intergalactic badass Duke Blaster as he vaporizes his way across the cosmos — flexing through laser fights, heartbreak, zero-gravity workouts, and one painfully awkward alien booty call. It’s like if Streets of Rage, Doom, and Flash Gordon had a lovechild raised on protein powder and VHS tapes.

From "Laser Pecs & Rocket Reps" to the emotional power ballad with lasers "I Left My Ex on Planet Vex", and the grand finale "Credits Roll: Peace Through Overkill", this 11-track journey is drenched in satire, stacked with riffs, and powered by enough synth to melt a wormhole.

So if you like your music loud, neon-drenched, and just barely emotionally stable, welcome aboard.
You’re not just listening… you’re joining the Blasterverse.

💬 “She had eight arms… and still let go.” – Duke Blaster

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Eat Plasma, Die Screaming

EDM Polka Metal.

Lyrics:

I was just on holiday. An island, miles away from anyone who makes me sad.

I left the resort. Went for a walk and stumbled in to something bad.

Now:

Alien pirates are hunting me down because I stumbled into their lair, underground.

I found a small cave and thought I'd be brave. I stumbled in. But I had committed some sin.

It was an alien pirate lair. I had gone down the stair. Found some treasure and shit.........And, maybe, taken a bit....

So now:

Alien Pirates are chasing me!

Alien pirates are hunting me down because I stumbled into their lair, underground.

Oh shit.

I'm in trouble.

The Aliens are grey and ugly. With nasty breath. They disgust me. They look like they smoke meth.

One had tried to seduce me.... And I resisted, not a bit. We touched passionately......

Then I stole its loot and shit.

So now:

Alien pirates are hunting me down because I stumbled into their lair, underground.

Help!

This is seriously scary!

I'm not kidding!

Send help!

Somebody call my wife!

Don't mention the alien sex part.

In fact, forget you heard that.

IT'S FAKE NEWS!!

The Aliens are grey and ugly. With nasty breath. They disgust me. They look like they smoke meth.

One seduced me.... I suckled on alien tit. We made love dramatically......

Then I stole its loot and shit.

Literal shit.

They shit diamonds.

I shit you not.

It's gotta hurt.

I've been inside that hole.

It's really tight. 

The diamonds are huge. 

Bigger than a fist.

Let that sink in for a moment.....

Ouch.

And the diamonds are sharp.

Like razor sharp.

Evolution boggles the mind.

Imagine how weird their planet is?

Like, what had to happen for a species to evolve into razor sharp diamond shitters whose method of extraction involves pushing said diamonds through a hole that I could barely enter.

I'm not even that big.

Average.

Maybe a bit below average. But not much.

Look, my wife doesn't complain. 

Stop minimising short penises.

Anyway.

Alien pirates are hunting me down because I stumbled into their lair, underground.

Alien Pirates (NSFW)

I Can Remember is a song made by the band Korn. Outtake from the album, Follow The Leader. 

No Way

A Little Piece of Death

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