Hey guys! We are so thrilled to finally start this pod! Here's the long time in the making theme song for the show. Can't wait for the laughs to begin!

The Helmut Und Dieter Theme (Es Ist Wieder Die Zeit)

In this episode Helmut Und Dieter take you into the creative process of the "artists" in today's hit music industry.

S01E01 The Only Thing You Know

In this episode Helmut and Dieter discuss the uh...finer points of the customer service industry.

S01E02 Make A Claim

Star Wars fans unite! Got beef with the prequels? In this episode we discuss some "behind the scenes" happenings that helped secure the Star Wars Prequels in there place of fan LoveHate!

S01E03 Killing Shakespeare With George Lucas

Nowadays there are so many options on television for children to watch for good healthy life lessons and guidance... but what about US?! This episode delves into what we only wish we could have to serve as guide through our paths in adulthood and parenting. Enjoy! p.s. this is for us (hint.. there's naughty words):)

S01E04 Daddy Tiger’s Neighborhood

As you probably could guess like most of the world we are Star Wars fans. And whenever a new "Star Wars Story" is released we get super excited! But we were wondering when they'll start chronicling some the "lesser known" characters that we all still love? Thanks to our Special Guest Actor Rasool Jahan

S01E05 Rogue 2

Leadership is a difficult task these days. True leaders are hard to come by. The best ones in our opinion are truly made of sterner stuff! In our very own Helmut Und Dieter fashion we discuss the pros and cons of taking on such heavy responsibility. Thanks again to our special guest actor Rasool Jahan!

S01E06 Amazon Prime

In this episode we discuss the issue of retconning. As writers struggle to add new material to a franchise do they do a disservice to it by rewriting what is already established? Join us to hear our take on one of the most epic retcon moments!

S01E07 He Will Come To Me

If you love movies like we do, you want more after you leave the theater. That is unless you just got done watching The phantom Menace... Then you just want to leave it there. But most of the time we crave for more depth and detail. Today we delve into the wonderful world of directors cuts and what they have to offer the everyday consumer!

S01E08 Where Is The Ring

Do you know anyone who takes perfection  just a bit too far? Well we do! And with the recent release of the new Transformers film Bumblebee we knew exactly how to showcase this perfectionist's spreadsheet in all its glory! As always we hope you enjoy.

S01E09 A Serious Problem

Have you ever had one of those moments when you just KNOW somebody's trying to get one over on ya? I mean sometimes they're pretty slick but others just aren't very good at. Funny thing is we can recognize these moments of blatant and comedic deception in pretty much every aspect of our society. Even in the movies. Here's one of our favorite instances and the priceless and iconic reaction that ensued. Enjoy.

S01E10 Don't Insult My Intelligence

The world of fantasy can be a wonderful place. A place where dreams and often things of nightmares exist. In this fantasy world, one has the power to conquer overwhelming and impossible odds, emerging mentally victorious and physically unscathed. But what happens when the line between fantasy and reality gets blurred?
In this episode, Helmut und Dieter take you into this realm of fantasy. So be prepared to take up arms and escape your metaphorical dungeons, and perhaps slay a personal dragon.

S01E11 Dungeons And Dragons Explorers Tavern

Have you ever wondered what happens to all the raw intelligence footage Laserbeak keeps and sorts through to give Megatron a summary of what he needs to know? If by chance that has been plaguing your mind since the 80's, Helmut und Dieter have the answer!

S01E12 Laserbeaks Findings

Have you ever had a coworker that by all rights you should be friends with but for some reason cannot avoid being the bitterest of enemies? Who knows why this happens?! It spans all through life and media alike. Today Helmut and Dieter take you into the lives of two allies who cannot help but hate each other in one of the most beloved franchises of the 1980s.

S01E13 War Of The Waves

The hilarious sketch comedy podcast created, written and recorded by two friends at work on their lunch breaks.... in a car! Come laugh with us!

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