Name: I Got A DUI Baby by Hendawg
Duration: 2 min 48 s
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Vocal Fry Jam

Dear Max, I can't seem to find you online anywhere, nor can the other mommies. I rip these songs from the videos because the mommies want them, and I think they should have them. Your jeans are the highest, and the tightest, one love brother. 

Max Newman - Your Problems Make My Dick Soft

They call me Yung Patreon
Walkin through your mom's house with my shoes on.
Graduated from Huffy to Dyno, 
copped me a Schwinn now I'm riding Trek, tho.
I keep my water bottle filled with Henny 
Bunny hopping like a motherfucker 'round the city
Motherfuckers ain't phase me
Gonna need a 10speed just to chase me

Cuz I'm a 24/7 freak-Daniac 
Bout to shit in yo mouth
How you feel about that?
Hey Hitler, I know you coming back
With Lance Armstrong's nut in a Jimmy hat
Put some respek on my name (Yung Patreon)
Riding bikes ain't a day job
And stop tryna pass me
I'll make you marry a fart cuz I'm gassy (woo!)

I'm like Steven Segall with the karate chop
Uuhhhhhhhh making motherfuckin bodies drop
Whatchu know about pegs though?
You need a ride, ho?
I'm a bi and poly nonbinary guy tho
Don't call me he, better call me they
Gender be astral I'm outer space
Never seen a fella pedal so fast
Ever since grandpa molested your retarded ass

My spokes chrome
My bars chrome
My rims chrome 
You know that we on
My pedals nice
I'm wearing ice
I'm throwin dice
Youfeelmeyouknowmtalkinboutimsayn?
BIKES!

Now everywhere I go people wanna know
How you ride a bike with yo jeans so tight, yo?
I tell em listen up Ill give you a tip
If you pull em up high that'll do the trick
Are you feeling this shit, gentlemen?
My asshole tighter than it ever been
Tryna fuck wit me man
Throatzilla the killa
I'm riding in hot while I'm poppin a wheela 
Next stop, brown talk
Gotta pull a bike over just to pop a squat

Make brown, feel it dripping down
Top dog piddypatter to the bathroom now
Drop them drawers, bout to get it on
Boom pow surprise it's a cherry bomb!

Hit em wit the blaster
Splat Splat Splat
He just painted the bowl and all that
Bert Chrysler so damn fat
Make a motherfuckin tire run flat. BIKES!

All I know is bikes
All I see is bikes
I be riding bikes 
I be stealing bikes



2 moms, 1 love,
Yung Patreon


Yung Patreon feat. DJ Dad Mouth - Bikes (Prod. by Blackxout)

I thought some tight ass jeans would dig this track and they could play it when they announce their tour dates or at the end of a podcast.

Just Glassin' HOT MIX!

Shout out to everybody doing their thing and stuff like that!

Ali XieZer - Double Pipe Classic (VERY RARE)

A song from episode 382 of Your Mom's House Podcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIdTttP_pm0

T.A.I.N.T By Ramsay McQueen (Your Mom's House Podcast)

Retarded Chris - Jeans - A

Now I know I’m not buggin
I feel that shit coming
On my drive home and my belly is bubblin 
And I gotta work on my turns
When I get in the house feel the shit slip out
Now I could really use a hug
Cuz you know I’m trying to bust a nut
Talking bout that eco sex
737 Los Angeles
Have you ever had your asshole numb-sucked?
Cuz Hillary Clinton just ate my butt
Now I know what you thinking but I didn’t dick her
Fuck what you heard I’m as ass licker
Look at the river look at the river 
Functional bras? I’m not a fan
I like to peep the nipples I’m a lace man

Me and my twin got identical dicks
I hop straight in the shower after I take a shit 
Then I rub then I rub then I rub then I rub
Oh em gee you guys are doing good

Machines within, machines within
F all the haters where the fuck you been?
Shits push the farts out
Moose soup, eat your heart out
Burnt's too fat to run a marathon
Log onto Drunkfatbert.com
Catch me at the hot yoga studio
With the brains blown out of my white Lambo

Yung Patreon - Identical Dicks (Prod. By Taylor King)

Mic Calico - Chilling At YMH Prod by Grim Delarosa

Song featured as outro on Your Moms House Podcast Episode 446

Link to Episode - https://youtu.be/yECJJvgseXU
Website - www.miccalicobeats.com
Twitter - www.twitter.com/miccalico
Facebook - www.facebook.com/MCCalico
Instagram - www.instagram.com/miccalico
Youtube - www.youtube.com/miccalico

Chilling At YMH Prod by Grim Delarosa

Part deuce out now: https://soundcloud.com/versacekolache/mark-dont-be-stingy-ymh-trib-part-deuce

Try it out?
Written/Recorded/Mixed/Mastered by Versace Kolache
Beat by https://www.letthatboycook.com/ 
RIP Fedsmoker. May he rest in proto.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DeiOnVPugk <----New Youtube link here <3

Burt is Fat and It's a Problem (A Tribute to YMH)

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I Got A DUI Baby

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