Instrumental: "Put it Up" produced by Charlie Heat for Young Savage

lyrics:
All the worlds a stage
everyone's an actor
nigga know your lines
or end up back in casting
one day you the shit
next day "who is this?
nigga trying to get in
he's not on the guest list."
Be consistent
don't concern yourself with being successful
just do you
even though doing you
gets you no views
don't be flashy fronting for the camera
Hammer pants on, dancing like a frog
Too Legit, Too Legit 2 Quit
UH-OH
Too Legit, Too Legit 2 Quit
Well my friend you can suck my dick
RAP

(Hook)
All the worlds a stage
everyone's an actor
Nigga know your lines
or end up back in casting
(2x)

All the worlds a stage 
everyones an actor
nigga know your lines
or end up on the casting couch
drinking cum
crying afterward in the bathroom
say word
your life aint turn out
the way that you wanted to
the way that ya mamma said
the way that bible said
the way that Right Said Fred said
so put your shirt back on
aint nobody looking
you are not a don
You are not Don Draper
no matter what J. Crew sells you
no matter what your girlfriend tells you
plus she got a snaggle tooth
she dress like Fraggle Rock
that bitch is bottom stock
like Rob Kardshian socks
or Lebron James hair line
get pushed back like a Fugee
ONE TIIIIME

(Hook)

We on that Brian Boitano shit
that Reese Witherspoon "I'm American"
That Busta Rhymes big hat 1995 shit
Man Im chilling at home
prolly got some brandy
thinking about Brandy
Jayson is a dandy
pants is colored candy
surfing during Sandy
big shout to Jah Landis
the motherfucking Death Set
the Sonic fucking Ninjas
the only New York niggas
that are my niggas
so get pussy
get dick
smoke drugs
be dumb
have fun
hit the ice
and juuussst:
skate skate skate skate skate skate ....


Brian Boitano

Original instrumental is "Demons" produced by La'Tho Sifredi (https://soundcloud.com/lathosifredi) 

Mixed by DJ Si Young

Phantasy Star 2

Cotton

Original instrumental is "Freshest Shxt Ever" Produced by Raz Fresco

Drums

DIck Pizza

ElectroZoo

Eh-Heh

PartyBits

Produced by Jon Folmar, Kurt Hunte on vocals

Punishment Suite

Rated Rich

Hi All. Some of you may know me from CVS Bangers, others as Hennessy Youngman, and some of you older folks may know me as one of three rappers from the Philadelphia based rap group Plastic Little. If that's the case, congratulations! You must be really old! I'm joking, I'm joking. Anyway, Plastic Little (Jon Folmar aka Jon Thousand, Kurt Hunte aka No Body's Child, Michael Stern aka SQUID, and Si Young Li aka Si Young, and myself aka PackofRats) "officially" released two music projects, "Thug Paradise 2.0" which was an 6 song EP of our insanely long 21 song demo "Thug Paradise 2.1" in 2002 or 2003, and then we released our second full length album "She's Mature" in late 2007, I think. For one reason or another She's Mature opened a few doors for us and we toured around the US and in Europe. During our travels and off-time we attempted to make a third album, tentatively titled "Yes, Homo" but y'know, sometime life just gets in the way of getting things done. Try as we might, Plastic Little just couldn't get our shit together enough to finish (really start) a third album, BUT, we sure did try. So, I present to you, Plastic Little's Greatest Misses, our half hearted attempt at making a third rap album along with songs we just made for the hell of it. Some songs are mere sketches, with a verse and instrumental just playing out for a couple minutes, and some songs are somewhat finished, with all three of us actually on a track! A miracle! The vocal quality varies greatly as these tracks were recorded in various locations and with varying equipment, from a crappy laptop internal mic to crappy condenser mics. Anyway this a really disorganized selection of songs, I mean calling them songs is almost an affront to the epistemological concept "song". But there are some enjoyable nuggets in here somewhere.

Hot Mess Demo Unf, Siyoung

Produced by Daft P- just kidding, Simian Mobile Disco

Hustler

Jang House Plus Rap

Louey Gooey

I recorded All My Days in 2008. It never made it onto any music projects I did. I'm just offering it up here for you guys to listen to. It's kind of a love song i think.

All My Days

Baby girl
you’re so fine
turn around (6x)
and put it on me (repeat)    



baby girl you need to fuck with a rich nigga
baby girl i’m that rich nigga
all these niggas
they lame as hell
they buying dinner
but it’s taco bell
crepe suzette
foie grois
i got you on
food that you
can’t pronounce
ball hard
when we go out
black card
black car
no it’s not uber
uber for them losers
i put you in a limo
we fucking in the back
partitions up
but the driver knows what’s up
cuz my name Jhevon
I don’t play around
when it comes to my pussy
or my money, 
girl ain’t nothing funny


(let me see that 
let me see that)

HOOK

baby girl, where you wanna go?
we on a plane to
rio de janero
dijon mustard
on the sandwich
we on the beach
we speaking spanish
i luh dat culo
worth spending mulla
on that shit
girl put it on me quick
it makes me sick
how i need you so
you the finest thing
up in  Prada clothes
thats fo sho
fuck these hoes
these other hoes don’t got your flow
you so bad
you’se a villain 
blow up the church, blow
up the oprhanage
you so thorough
damn, girl…
you should have my kids


HOOK


Put It On Me

you're my main bitch
you're my only bitch
I told them other bitches
they need to hit the road 
you're my princess
and I'm your toad
that's a metaphor
for how you changed me so
I used to be grimmie nigga
the type of nigga
that would fuck your friend
not just any friend
your best friend
and on your birthday
we did it again
but then you
came into my life
and said 
Jhevon 
u not right 
if you love me
you gotta show me
don't play me
I'm your baby
do you ride for me
yeah i ride for you 
I would die for you 
my tombstone
would have your picture
get the picture?
there's no one else in the mixture 

RAP
girlfriend         
tell me what you like
I'll bring it to your crib on a bike
you got a kid?
I'll even bring a crib to your crib on a bike
this is not
hyperbole
baby girl, you feeling me
I know, cuz I feel it to
our love is true
them other boys is just the Truman Show
shit,
that's fa sho
me and you 
we was meant to be
like white people
and celery
shit girl, you mean the world to me
your boss not treating you right?
I'll come to your job and start and fight
u my JLo, and I'm your Diddy
I mean, I'm your Marc Anthony
I mean 
ah fuck it, you know what I mean
we a team
like the heat
we got rangs
them over there?
they got rags
you got bags
from Bergdoff Goodman
tell your friends 
Jhevon's a goodman
I treat you right
every day and every night
we never fight 

SINGING
baby, come here 
baby come here
stop standing over there 
baby come here

HOOK

U Kno I Luv U

baby, i didn’t mean to take 
the last slice
last night
it was sitting there
and you were asleep
so i creeped 
into to the kitchen
like I’s on a mission
and i ate that shit
it was so good
then i turned around
and you was standing there
damn, my pants was down
you shoulda seen your frown    
and we was over
it was plain to see

Hook
Last night, I ate the last slice
it was    sitting there
and I didn’t care
(repeat)

Maybe
I should’ve ran after you
i mean, i thought you’d calm down
and this slice was so bomb
it was 4 cheese
with pesto sprinkled on it
i thought you could wait,
but now it’s too late
but that pizza was great
I'd offer you the crust
but I ate that shit too
girl, we used to be two
now I'm just one 
Jhevon’s all alone
pizza or love I'll always choose the above
pizza

Hook

Last Night

LYRICS

HOOK
you know that I keep it one hunnit
no
I keep it 3 hunnit
no
I keep it  4 hunnit
I keep it all the way up to a thousaaand 

you got an ass like a pizza
that means I want to eat ya
my names Jhevon nice to meet you 
girl don't walk away from meee-eee
you know that I mean no harm
just want to put you on my arm
treat you like the queen you are
Princess Peach I'm your Marioooo 
you know I seen you before but
I was too shy to say hi
now I'm in your face like "hey hi!"
they're things I want to tell you 
you are the most beautiful thing 
I've seen in my whole life 
you got a man? daaamn,
girl, fuck your boy-friiieeend

HOOK

you got an ass like a cupcake
your boyfriend is so fake
he don't 
do things like I do
he don't go down 
like I do
my tongue
make you sing like
you staring in a show tune
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
girl, I think that i love you-uuu 
let's take a ride on my jetski 
let's fly to the top of a mountain
get drunk then jump the fuck off
I know our love will save us
and we'll fly through the sky like
Aladdin and Jasmine
when I look into your eyes
It makes my dick so haa-aa-aard

HOOK

1000

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